Josh Pattison & Lawnee Sabolish (THE ULTIMATE BEST FRIEND) combine to create the greatest musical collaboration known to all living organisms: Playing Keyboard, Bass, Guitar, Ukelele, Recorder, Accordian, Vocalizing, and whatever the hell else they want, because they're multi-instrumentalists.
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Influences
Nine inch Nails
Cradle Of filth
Placebo
Babyshambles
The Libertines
The Damned
Soft Cell
Adicts
Alice in Chains
The Exploited
Astra Heights
The London Suede (Suede)
Manic Street Preachers
The Catheters
Abigail Williams
Casualties
The Unseen
The Germs
Pink Spiders
Taking Back Sunday
Dream Theatre
Trivium
Testament
Queensryche
Danzig
Calliope
Cake
Peeping Tom
Faith No More
Sword Rape
Jon Jones & The Beatniks
Obituary
Mr.Bungle
Coal Chamber
Milemarker
Lords of Acid
Wally Pleasant
Primus
Korn
Despised Icon
Gorguts
Candlemass
Napalm Death
The White Stripes
The Cure
The Horrors
The Misfits
Morbid Angel
Giles
Smashing Pumpkins
Radiohead
Dead Kennedys
Dead Milkmen
She Wants Revenge
Type O Negative
Acid Bath
Cattle Decapitation
HIM
Flaming Lips
Danzig
Dresden Dolls
Mars Volta
Norma Jean
Number 12 Looks Like You
Pink Floyd
Rage Against the Machine
Malevolent Creation
Ramones
Slipknot
69 Eyes
The Killers
Fear Factory
Frank Black
The Pixies
Bright Eyes
Siouxie and the Banshees
Oingo Boingo
Gnarkill
Waking The Cadaver
Cannibal Corpse
Aborted
My Dying Bride
Balzac
The Chariot
Wolfsheim
Fantomas
Ween
Bob Dylan
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Tool
System of a Down
Marilyn Manson
From First To Last
Aiden
The Used
The Bled
Job For a Cowboy
Black Dahlia Murder
Nile
Gorgoroth
Dimmu Borgir
Between the Buried and Me
Death
Cathedral
Disgorge
Arch Enemy
Celtic Frost
Helmet
Band of Horses
Black Label Society
Black Sabbath
Dust Brothers
Sisters of Mercy
Suicidal Tendancies
Sex Pistols
X-Ray Spex
Horrorpops
Epoxies
Neil's Children
Hanson
Backstreet Boys
Adolescents
Pink Grease
Marcy Playground
Nirvana
Depeche Mode
Billy Idol
Generation X
Blood Brothers
CSPULL
Flannel Sheets (Woo!)
No Doubt
HelloGoodbye
Billy Bragg
Pezz
Billy Talent
Bloc Party
Brand New
Koffin Kats
Zombie Ghost Train
Meteors
Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers
New York Dolls
and so on and so forth... for now.
Long, Long ago on the planet Spatolison there was a colony of space pilgrims that wore bonnets made of Dehydrated cow utters and dried pieces of fish meat. There were two space pilgrims that rebelled against this ridiculous and foolish colony and their names were Josh Pattison and Lawnee Sabolish. They decided it would be a splendid idea if they came down to the highly uncivilized planet you foolish beings may call Earth and spread their knowledge of supreme beat making, freestyle skillz, Knowledge of 25 differant languages, space shuttle and jet piloting knowledge, mad keyboarding, vocal prowess, and all around amazing abilities to do everything in the most INTENSE of ways. They came down and inhibited a household on the east side of a small town called Eaton Rapids. They were frowned upon by human nature and morals and therefore were shunned as outcasts on American Society, but little did America know...something big was happening behind the curtains of their shower. On the planet Spatolison it was not unusual for two people to share a shower due to their lack of H2o on the planet and Josh and Lawnee began to shower with one another. Due to one anothers unbearable hotness they became abnormally sexually lusting each others perfectly sculpted bodies. One thing led to another and by the end of the night Lawnee was impregnated with the most powerful music album to ever grace the universe, it would be entitled "East of the Best: The Greatest Hits" with hard hitting brutal tracks such as the thundering "Ribbit Stixx", the tearjerking song "Ingrown Leghair", to the catchy and well oriented "I Thought", even including a heavy hitting freestyle rap. Lawnee is due to give birth to this amazing spawn of great music and wreak mighty confusion and hit music unto all the land and bring forth the intensity and bitchin' beatz to all the worlds people!
This Biography was written by: Joshua Michael Pattison
Just to let you know, our Debut single comes out on November 10th 2008 Its a double-A-side single of the tracks ELECTRIC & WRITE YOUR OWN ENDING (click them links to view the videos!!)
We really need your help... if we sell enough copies we can break into the top 40! which would be amaaaaaaazing!
So on November 10th.. pleeeeeeeeease buy your copy!!
Lol. I still want one. Do you listen to the old A.F.I. They have a song off of their first album Answer That And Stay Fashionable called I want a mohawk. I love the Old A.F.I.
Haha. I don't know, that mega-multi-platinum album came out pretty quick. And your songs have a certain "hook" similar to popular music sprouting up everywhere else these days. but I guess if you gotta feed the chillens and such, it's all good. You's a just doin' what you do best. lol
wow, this band is great i heard youre on warner bros. records awesome ill be at your show in the breslin center if its not sold out by then keep making amazing music word!
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