Kris.
I like my Joanna like my ninjas; flippin' out and killing things.

Male
27 years old
Houma, Louisiana
United States



Last Login: 7/15/2009
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    Kris.'s Interests
General.. .. ...Outback sheep looks strangely happy...

Areas of General Interest

Aberrant

Battletech Human Spiritual Darkness
Debate
Nuclear Power
The Future
How Stuff Works (TM)

Awesome Internet Stuff
Wikipedia
How Stuff Works
So You Wanna

How Stuff Works

MusicRusted Root, Vertical Horizon, Jimmy Eat World, My Chemical Romance, Seven Mary Three, Tim McGraw, Garth Brooks, They Might be Giants, Semisonic, Rusted Root, Piebald, Papa Roach ("Getting Away with Murder" mostly), Rise Against, Gorillaz, Modest Mouse, Incubus, Cowboy Mouth, Rusted Root, Rise Against, Creed, Aerosmith, Uncle Kraker, The Verve, Natalie Imbruglia, The Hanks, I also like that Fall Out Boy video with the monkey. Everyone loves monkies!
MoviesNo's 1-5: As Good as it Gets, Clerks, Breakfast Club, Ferris Buller's Day Off, and American Graffiti. No's 6-10: Requiem for a Dream, Moulin Rouge, Donnie Darko, Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country, and Grosse Point Blank. No 11: Bubba Ho-Tep. Honorable Mentions: Dirty Harry, Spiderman, Kill Bill, 12 Angry Men, McClintock, Midway, Equilibrium, American Psycho, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Blade Runner, Mystery Men, Boondock Saints, The Quick and the Dead, Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan, Auntie Mame, The Last Boy Scout, Hudson Hawk, Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith
Television

Television

Star Trek, Babylon 5, Fooley Cooely, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Hellsing(the anime series, not the Hugh Jackman movie), Paranoia Agent, Venture Brothers, Denny Crane, Scrubs, Metacolypse, Kids Next Door, Futurama, American Dad, Full Metal Alchemist, The Justice League, Due South, CNN's always good for a laugh.

Books

Entertainment

Interstellar Pig, The Authority, The Monarchy, Watchmen, Kingdom Come, Stormwatch, Stormwatch: Team Achilles, The Preacher, Garth Ennis' The Punisher, The Dark Knight Returns, JTHM, The Umbrella Academy

With Class
Catcher in the Rye
1984
Animal Farm
Brave New World
Slaughterhouse Five
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Watership Down
Hamlet
Slaughterhouse Five
Fire in the Sky
A Passage to India
Of Human Bondage
Heart of Darkness
Barn Burning-Not technically a book.
Midnight's Children
Livy

Heroes

On good days, I'm my own hero.

.. width="425" height="350">.. ..> Starfleet History Classes:
"During the latter part of the 24th Century, the Bajor System was the site of no less than 21 individual engagements which determined the fate of the entire Alpha Quadrant. This comprises Chapters 17, 18, and 20 in your text. Test on Monday. Know the sides in both battles, the tactics and major ships used in each engagement, and the changeling in each one."
Student: "What's in Chapter 19?"
"Battles for the fate of the Alpha Quadrant fought in the Bajor Sector of an alternate universe or timeline. We won't be covering that in this class."

Other Quotes

"Of course I have a solution. I always have a solution. We remake ourselves as supervillains, make a failed bid to take over the world, then fade into obscurity."

"Paolo Nutini is like Edward Furlong if Edward Furlong hadn't grown up to be Edward Furlong."

Amy: You're too picky.
Fry: Yeah, if you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue, or a low I.Q., or an explosive violent temper, of course you're gonna be lonely.

"...But I'm afraid you have me confused with someone who gives a crap. And it's ok, you don't need to be embarrassed. Turns out it happens all the time. For instance, my father actually made the same mistake on his deathbed." -Doctor Cox, Scrubs

Overheard at a Word of Blake funeral: "He's nuking non-believers in Heaven now."

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     Kris.'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Gay
Body type:5' 8" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college

   Kris.'s Schools
Nicholls State University
Thibodaux,Louisiana
Graduated: N/A
Major: Sociology
Minor: Computer Science
Clubs: The Illuminati
 

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   Kris.'s Blurbs
About me:

Rorschach was right.


I'm smart and cool. I like games and books because they're simply more engaging than real life. I'm always looking for new people to game with or to talk with about books or news or politics.

I'm in school(still) and I work and it sucks, plus I'm always writing something on my own so I tend to be rather busy all of the time.

As for dating, most guys I meet aren't that smart or aren't that mature. The rest can't really deal with how I'm an unrepentant jackass.

Who I'd like to meet:

Read this:Oh, hey, if you send me a friend invite w/out a message attached(they have a button for that now), I'll just delete it out of hand or mark it as spam. So...say something.

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

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Kris. has 67 friends.
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 steve 


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 ~Emotional Extremes~ 


 Conspicuous Content 


 Roi 





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Bryant and Hannah Parfait





Jul 4 2009 3:57 PM


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[8bit] Hæden





Jun 29 2009 2:31 AM

knock out a few teeth, as well.
[8bit] Hæden





Jun 28 2009 5:38 AM

Oh you know, a bit of this, a bit of that.
Mostly still wrapping my head around the fact that, on my way home, my car caught on fire.
What are YOU doing up right now?
Roi





Jun 10 2009 3:44 AM

i like roi and Kris time =D
Roi





May 28 2009 12:50 AM

miss u =(
steve





May 22 2009 1:31 PM

good movie or not the guys playing kirk and spock are hot!! heheh
have a great weekend bud
[8bit] Hæden





May 11 2009 4:50 AM

Phillip.
Person of Interest





May 7 2009 3:50 AM

New Star Trek movie!! you excited??
Roi





Apr 28 2009 8:41 AM

thanks, I just gave myself a new haircut
Terry





Apr 9 2009 3:28 AM

Nice
Roi





Mar 31 2009 6:48 PM

*misses you*
Daintiest Martyr





Mar 24 2009 6:49 AM

always. buldges make coffee look better. the perfect accessory for a man with a buldge is COFFEE. i promise, the people at calebs sporting goods think so in all of there underwear sections.
HOOOOOT!
Octavio





Mar 19 2009 5:50 PM

See them and weep
steve





Mar 13 2009 12:34 PM

tgif Pictures, Images and Photos
Daintiest Martyr





Mar 4 2009 4:47 PM

sam must have uploaded that one without telling me.

i hate this pic. ow well. it inspired an awwww.
Octavio





Feb 15 2009 2:43 AM

Happy Valentines Day!
Person of Interest





Feb 1 2009 8:31 PM

Thanks for the bday wish! I have not been on in a while but doing well.
Looking forward to the new star trek movie!! hope you are well too!
Octavio





Jan 28 2009 5:10 AM

Octavio





Jan 23 2009 1:14 PM

It said the blog I commented on was new... But I dont think it was...
Octavio





Jan 15 2009 6:44 AM

Sexy? Kinda?
Octavio





Jan 7 2009 1:07 AM

I figured as much
Octavio





Jan 2 2009 6:17 AM

Sup, gangsta? ;)
Octavio





Dec 21 2008 12:26 AM

Hey miss you, cant wait to see you for Christmas :)
Octavio





Dec 10 2008 7:00 PM

Woot for understimulation!!!
Octavio





Dec 8 2008 11:12 PM

Whos Supes?
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