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VARGUS
"One Man's Search for a Lost Afro Pick"

Male
69 years old
LOS ANGELES, CA
United States



Last Login:7/25/2008
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   VARGUS's Comedian Bio
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The media dubbed Vargus “THE HUMAN CARTOON” at the 2002 San Francisco Comedy Competition. Using highly physical movement and an arsenal of animated voices, Vargus took 2nd place defeating 340 competitors world wide. Other national comedy titles include semifinalist at the 2006 Boston International Comedy Festival and HBO’s Young Young Comedian Spotlight; where performing for the first time at only 15, Vargus became the Rocky Mountain Regional Champion.

Now a seasoned professional comic, Vargus was ranked in the top 10 comedians of all MySpace. NBC’s Last Comic Standing, selected him as one of the world’s elite 40 comedians to compete in the semifinals of year 4. Other television credits include Russell Simmons Def Comedy Jam, Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham, Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen, BET’s Comic-View and VH1’s Super Secret Movie Rules. Most recently Vargus was Comedy Central’s online red carpet host for the Celebrity Roast of Flavor Flav.

More importantly, Vargus takes a great deal of pride performing abroad for the military. His talents have taken him literally around the globe to 16 different countries as an entertainer for the U.S. Troops.

Websitevargusmason.com
InfluencesRed Bull & Vodka...oh you mean those other influences.
TV ShowsHBO, VH1, BET's Comic View, Jenny Jones(no I didn't get a makeover), Last Comic Standing, UPN News, CNN Entertainment News.

    VARGUS's Interests
GeneralI love long walks on the beach, cuddling and candle lit dinners...just playin. Man, who doesn't love THE ROAR OF THE CROWD, the one thing that feels like a true gift from God.

I love a good chess game, salsa dancing and a good prize fight. I'll talk politics with the best of them, but I'm crazy opinionated. Travel is so huge to me. I'm blessed with the best job in the world that allows me to see people of all walks of life and all cultures. Telling jokes has taken me to over a dozen different countries.

You get to see how other cultures have done it right with less money. There is compassion all over that surpasses language barriers. You got to take all that in every chance you get, if that counts as an interest.

MusicJill Scott, Gnarls Barkley, P-Funk, Sting, Prince, Timbaland, Missy Elliot and don't forget Marvin Gaye. Right now I've been listening to Cassidy a bit and Talib Kwali. I actually respect Mos Def more as an actor every day. Yall remember New Edition though huhn?! That was my group! Mad love for BBD Ralph Tresvant and Bobbie Brown(precrack). Who didn't have MC Hammer parachute pants back in the day? (I did listen to Steve Perry in my youth, but damn it!! I was a black man in Denver Colorado. Can ya blame me?)
MoviesTHE PROFESSIONAL, hands down the tightest movie ever made. Also love THE FISHER KING, LAST OF THE MOHICANS, HUSTLE AND FLOW, RAISING ARIZONA, TRAINING DAY. Go check out this french film called GIRL ON BRIDGE. It's about a nymphomaniac who falls in love with a knife thrower. Sounds kinky, but really, it's on point. Then there's DANGEROUS LIASONS, BLAZING SADDLES. AIRPLANE is the funniest thing hands down. AKIRA, HARDBOILED, PITCH BLACK, SEVEN, THE TERMINATOR, ALIENS, CROUCHING TIGER-HIDDEN DRAGON, GLORY. THE COLOR PURPLE and ET are the only movies I'll ever admit I might have shed a tear in.
Television24, THE OFFICE, LOST, GREY'S, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, FLAVOR OF LOVE, RENO 911, BOONDOCKS, VENTURE BROS, FAMILY GUY, oh shit just thow in most of adult swim. And last but not lease THE WIRE is the best damn show period!
BooksAmerican Gods, by Neil Gaiman The Price of Loyalty, by Ron Suskin Ender's Game, by Orson Scott Card Dawn, by Octavia Butler Million Dollar Baby, by F.X. Toole
Heroes

This is Moms. Really the only hero I've ever known. Single Black Woman, completely deaf, raised 4 kids on her own. It don't get more heroic than that. The rest are just cats I admire.




     VARGUS's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 8" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:JOKE SLANGGA


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Clips: 2 Total Plays: 4084 Plays Today: 2
Live at Gotham
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Live From The Comedy Store
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About me:

In the third grade, I lied to my home room teacher Ms. Gray. I had changed schools and told her that, "my last teacher use to let me tell jokes to the class." God bless her, Ms. Gray said, "OK you can have 5 minutes at the end of class."

See, I wanted to make people laugh even then, so bad it hurt. With a childs fearlessness I told my first jokes and stories. I made fun of shasta commercials and cleanser ads where white kids who didn’t get beat for spilling grape juice on the carpet. In some ways it is still what I do now. Humor will always be the one best gift I ever got.

Thank you to everyone whose carried me along the way. I didn’t have to have Ms. Gray. I could have had one of those teachers who squashed a childs dreams. I could’ve had a Moms who didn’t walk me to my first audition. Moms never stop me once. I could have had friends who weren’t there for me when I needed them. I’m one of those kids who made it out, but wouldn’t have without a grip of people who dropped love for free, wanting nothing in return.

Live at Gotham

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Who I'd like to meet:
Barack Obama, Garry Kasprov, Bill Cosby, George Clinton, Bill Clinton and Simon Peter. I'd also like to meet Oprah, yeah I said it. What you gonna do about it sucka mc's!

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Charles S.Smith





Jul 25 2008 8:27 AM

Hello VarGus..
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Jessica





Jul 22 2008 10:48 AM

Hi Vargus! Hope to be in one of your comedy shows again soon! Loved the last comic standing set! --Jessica Fass
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Jul 22 2008 7:46 AM

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p.s
kiss my lil cousin noel 4 me
ttyl
carmen
Dwight S. Huggins





Jul 21 2008 8:54 PM

V!

Cheers friend, an honour having you here, be well, and do enjoy the library/blog's contents, here's hoping that it'll inspire you, as your creative spirit has inspired mine, sweet dreams then...

DSH
=^..^=
⊕Rebecc@≈





Jul 21 2008 8:46 PM

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you were great at the Irvine Improv
Comedian DIAZ MACKIE "The Golden Child"





Jul 21 2008 7:37 PM

Thanks for letting me grace the stage. It was a blast. I had to stop & show some luv!
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Jul 21 2008 11:56 AM

Thanks for the add.I like what u doing. Have a great week.
:)
Ina





Jul 16 2008 12:03 PM

Varg-amito! Looking forward to seeing another show! I want your DVD...do you have a DVD? I guess I should scope the site yeah? Hope LA is being good to you! xo!
TOM VRAB™





Jul 15 2008 1:23 AM

LOVE YOU AND YOUR HILARIOUSNESS VARGUS!

tv=)
"Friendly Frank"





Jul 10 2008 1:40 AM

Vargus always a pleasure to see you perform.
You make it look way to easy. Thanks for the laughs.
Candy





Jul 7 2008 12:18 AM

sup funny dude? hope all is well!! =]
Big Chuck;s Nuttin II Lose Ent.





Jul 3 2008 4:34 PM

Hey man it was great seeing you as it always is. I love watching you perform and thanx from me for the guest spot for Chocolate Storm. She was grateful as was I. You take care.,

Big Chuck
CHOCOLATE STORM{WHO's GOT JOKES} SEASON 3





Jun 30 2008 9:49 PM

hey you,thx so much for the guest spot,you are the best in the world of comedy. thx coach
love/respect
c-money
YakeTy yAk





Jun 30 2008 7:26 PM

Sup Varg!!

just stopping by to holla at a playa!

hope all is well homey!

YAK!
LegaCy [D(ance).I.P. Thomas Dixon] Ensemble





Jun 30 2008 11:44 AM

Thanks for the add!~

May be in town in a few weeks, will you be showing anywhere?

Mahalo & Vive la Danse!~

Colleen (The "C" in LegaCy) Young : )
CEO & Artistic Director, LegaCy Dance Ensemble
Colleen@legacydanceensemble.org

LegaCy ~ DANCE ~ Therapy for the Soul.
tm
Pete Moon





Jun 30 2008 8:45 AM

i always have so much fun there man. good to meet you and i enjoyed ur set alot. i was just trippin out when i would be walking around and i would see you on stage in another room all night,haha.
but i had fun and i will see ya next month man
Lisa





Jun 29 2008 12:31 PM

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Have one hell of a holiday weekend!
Cathy Zukimoto





Jun 28 2008 9:59 AM

Thank you Vargus! Glad you got to meet all my wacky friends... they all loved you by the way!
Bobbie Oliver


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Jun 27 2008 11:30 PM

I had a blast tonight! Thanks so much for the spot honey.
xoxo
Theatre Unleashed





Jun 27 2008 2:27 PM

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Jun 25 2008 10:47 AM

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Diane





Jun 21 2008 3:13 AM

Amazing show tonight!!! I am so glad I came out! XOXO.
Peet Guercio





Jun 18 2008 12:36 PM

Rocking the Comedy Store Main Stage together isn't a choice.

It's genetic, bitches.

-Crazy Pookie
Amanda Michelle





Jun 18 2008 12:27 PM

FEED ME FANCY FEAST!
Cathy Zukimoto





Jun 18 2008 11:04 AM

I should listen to the voice that says "wash your ass..."
JARED





Jun 10 2008 12:34 PM

very friggin funny
awesome job at gotham
thanks for giving me your little set/show
THA NEW DIVA 47





Jun 10 2008 8:37 AM

THANK YOU VARGUS,FOR ADDING ME MAY GOD CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU IN ALL THAT YOU DO.

THA DIVA
1-LUV FROM TX.
Isabella at byd-media.net





Jun 10 2008 1:51 AM

Hi Vargus

Really enjoyed your Live at Gotham performance. LOL*1000

luv&kisses&hugs from
Isabella
Bobbie Oliver