A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment. There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
Thanks randy, You ROCK!!! Getting the word out about my photo book, Metallica: The Club Dayz.. It's available though Amazon world wide. Amazon dot com Cheers Bill (Former Chief Photographer of Metal Rendezvous Int. Heavy Rock - Metal Magazine)
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT IT MEANS FAR MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW! .. .... .... .... ..
Hi!Thanks for being my friend!! Take a look at my video "There's no end" It's about pedophile priests and it's really shocking! Remember to leave your opinion on my blog! Magdalen Graal
Hi Randy : Metal God Editor Of VAULT MAGAZINE!!! Heaven & Earth is on hiatus now as Stuart Smith and Richie Onori have joined forces with bassist Steve Priest to reform "Sweet". For those of you unfamiliar with the band, Sweet originally formed in the early 70s and went on to sell over 40,000,000 albums with 11 International Top Ten Hits such as "Ballroom Blitz", "Little Willy", "Love is Like Oxygen", "Fox on the Run", "Teenage Rampage", "Action", "Blockbuster", "Hellraiser" and many others.
This reincarnation of the band reformed last year, playing their first show in June, and went on to play festivals throughout Canada and the States and had played to over 300,000 people before the year was out. During this tour last year they recorded a live CD available on Amazon entitled "Sweet, Live in America" which has received rave reviews - pick up a copy and please Add Sweet As Your Friend On Myspace!
We've changed our band name recently, and just thought we'd let you know about it.
We decided to change from KALEB to DETHONATOR, owing to the presence of other artists trading under the name KALEB. Our new band name DETHONATOR has been chosen to avoid confusion and to promote a brand that stands alone.
Cheers from São Paulo, Brazil. Just passing by to wish you a great week. Temple of Sin is currently doing pre-production for the second cd which should be recorded later this year and looking for shows in every corner of the world. Remember that you can still download the first cd for free from:
Ave! we appreciate your support! Our new album Where No Kings Shall Roam is finally out. This Epic U.S. Black/Death Metal album from Texas is one for your collection! YOU CAN GET IT IN LOCAL RECORDS STORES(listed below) OR ONLINE:
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- TRINITY is being airplayed on "The Assylum Metal Radio Show" (www.myspace.com/thepaddedcell666), saturdays at midnight on WCNI 90.9 FM. The "Godfather Of Metal", who had interwievs wich such genre-legends like Paul Masvidal from CYNIC and Terence Hobbs from SUFFOCATION on his show, is now airplaying my songs!!! What an honor ... TRINITY is also being airplayed on "ZSentient MetalCast Radio" (www.myspace.com/zsentient.com) and I am still watching for mooooooooooooooore of this. Check out the blog for further information.
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