the VAGINAL DEATH BLOW was forged in the fiery bowels of an ancient volcano, and have been released upon the present to fuck humanity by whatever means necessary. if you like us, fuck you; if you dont, your fucking dead. the future holds unimaginable terror for those who dont bow down and lick the ass crack of the vaginal fuck death fucking blow. if your lucky, youll escape with your life and your balls, if your not lucky, you will live in my basement withouth them. fuck you, were the best band there ever was. if you have a problem, call my cell phone at 986 3121 and i wild gladly fuck you up. you sonofabitch. feel free to eat a fat dick and die alone, outside in the rain. the VDB will reign supreme long after you are dead. i cant wait, fuck you. i hate you.
I am watching the history channel and there is such a thing as a VDB penny, which is worth a shit ton of money. It is the most counterfeited coin in the world. Yep, reminded me of you, or the lack of you.
Don't miss Fat Wreck Chords' newest band Star Fucking Hipsters making their way into C-U this month! With members of Leftover Crack, Choking Victim, World Inferno Friendship Society, and The Slackers this is band you won't want to miss. Show starts on time!
Sunday Sept. 21st @ The IMC (202 S. Broadway - Urbana, IL) 8pm - $5 - All-Ages
STAR FUCKING HIPSTERS (NYC - Fat Wreck) EVIL EMPIRE (Chicago ska-core) ALLEYWAY SEX (C-U locals) DIZZY CHAIR TIME (C-U locals) OPIUM DEN MASSACRE (h/c punk from Peoria)
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i rate how good of friends i am with people by how high i am on their top 8. and you fag 5 obviously hate me so fuck you too. also play climb off each other and play some shows, fuck GR, i got an apartment, come break it in with me
Don't miss Mustard Plug hit C-U with The Drastics. It's going to be an awesome show so be sure and make it out! Get there early too, cause we play first. Hope to see you on the 26th!
Sat. Jan. 26th @ Courtyard Cafe (illini union - Urbana, IL) 9pm - $8 - all-ages
goddamn you guys are lame. just throw in the fucking towel already. i feel like a dog who got hit by a truck but cant bring himself to die. get the fuck out of here
whats up guys its been awhile. I'll be home soon, lets have a party and a show, and dont break up til I see you guys one more time. I luv you fuckers, and that comes from the botttom of my 40oz. later. seeyasoon
