When you wish on a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteor hurdling to the Earth to destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteorite.
Chi sono: A disclaimer for those who choose to read my writing: my spelling and grammar have been known to do odd things like take an unannounced holiday in the middle of a three-page dissertation on the merits of one political party over another, only to return when they're not really needed say, while I'm writing captions under my profile pictures. But damn it, those captions DO have PERFECT PUNCTUATION...*scowl*
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"Aaahh MY PENIS FELL IN THE TOILET"!!!!! Current mood: blessed Category: Religion and Philosophy
It is 10:29 p.m. and about 10 minutes ago I walked into the bathroom,pulled down my pants and sat on the toilet. SPLASH, my penis fell in the toilet."Sh*t" i yelled angried by my current dilemna. and then i thought. Let's see , if i had a little penis then it would not have fell into the water. Perhaps i should be happy instead of angry and grateful instead of ungrateful. Wow for a brief minute Satan had me. he entered my body twisted my brain around and made me see things in reverse, backwards, upside down with the low end appearing to be the high end and vice versa. he tricked me he decieved me and for a brief minute he convinced me to do the opposite of what will truly benefit me. I grumbled against the will of the lord. Bottomline ,'if God don't want that penis in the toilet that penis will not go into the toilet. So i grumbled against the will of the father, knowing that he struck down many hebrew israelites for doing the same. That devil is a clever dude. Even as i sit here and write to you pornagraphy flies across my t.v. screen in an effort to distract me. thank god im not a tenderdick dude. Mute button, back to the message. Thank God my penis fell in the toilet. Down being up and up being down so intead of a smile you frown. Down,backwards, reverse the opposite of the direction that will get you to your destination. This devil is obviously a very clever dude testing my faith but nicca you lose im focused i have faith and i am far from confused so i smile rejoice and let it do what it do, thank God my penis fell in the toilet. Ears that hear and eyes that
blessed 
