Velvet J

About me:

I grew up in east Texmexico. My father was looking for a cure for aids in Dinosaur bones when religious extremists felt threatened that paleontologists were digging so close to their sacred burial ground plus, they were starving and I was eating a dorito chip sandwich in their face. I ate it all except the crust that i threw on the ground and pissed on. They rushed our house in the jungle My family was not as lucky as me. I started the chopper just in time to get out leaving everyone i loved behind to be finished off by gorilla warriors. I did not forget to bring the cure with me. Which i sold to the government and them to magic and other wealthy people and so on. ohh yeah and I make vidz for youtube... OH. Sorry there is more to the story. Stricken with grief I slipped and fell. A conscionable reasoning side of myself grew then and I decided to give back all the money. I had made alot from bargaining the cure away then investing returns in gold and tech stocks. I flew the helicopter back to Diaville puring out paper currency, gold, medical supplies, and food until I was blessed by a shaman priest and granted eternal life. The End