The Vengeance Party.. This is a band in trouble. Not only are half of them mentally ill, they are also head over heel in love with Barbara Streisand (some might say the two are connected). Particulary the singer, Knut Åkra, has, on several occasions before he's passed out, been know to utter these words "Put on some Barbara Steisand, before I pass out!"
The Vengeance Party consists, in addition to the lame bastard Åkra, of the following people: Sindre Hillesdal, an almost mythological character playing the guitar to the joy and amusement of the hardcore local Bridge club, where he sometimes works part-time as a guitar & dance-man. Jone Thoresen, or as he prefer to be called "The Bassist Formerly Known As A Bassist", a fat little arsehole who claims he invented gravity as he was the first man on earth fat enough to hit the ground. And then at last, the introduction we've all been waiting for, Steinar "Toolbar" Hjelmbrekke, also known as "The Half Incredible Hulk", The Party's handyman who generally plays whatever instrument he's being told to play. The only intrument he's under suspicion of not being able to play is the so-called "Camel's Arse", which is an arabic instrument from the mid-evil times. This, however, has never been proved, as the band is banned from all arabian countries due to Åkra's attempt to smuggle 100000 tons of Barbara Steisand products into the market.
Scorpion Records has teamed up with Elygen to bring you the next great website for music fans, bands and just about everyone in the industry!
BANDARRAY.com
We're people in the industry/scene who understand what musicians and fans want and need. We're creating a place where music in the most important thing. Remember when Myspace was a cool place for band to be discovered? Now in 2009 it's basically nothing but bands adding bands! Not to mention tons of fans have moved on to facebook because of all the band spam! Yeah that's right, sorry to tell you kids, but the industry knows your numbers are the result of "friend blasters" and spending day and night doing random add's. The countless "thanks for the friend request" comments are dead giveaways. So, what will be the site that Facebook defectors and music fans search when they want to hear some music? Where will you search to find T-shit printers or Cd manufacturers, agents, venues, stores?
Band Array Dot Com
Sign up now, get your band name before someone else steals it! Fans sign up and get free downloads from the bands! We're also reaching out to everyone from Tattoo shops to Promoters to Merchandisers.
So why join up to a new site? It has all the perks of Myspace, BUT, you can also create a store right on your page to sell ALL your merch including digital media! And the best part is, YOU get paid direct via PayPal. No middle man to cut into your profits! One stop for you and your fans! We're making it easy to search thru the site for any and all services you need to function in the music industry. And Hey, you can always use more exposure right?!?
Hej Nu kör vi igång vår HÖSTKAMPANJ 09 med riktigt bra priser på bland annat: tröjpaket och mössor med brodyr. Vi har ett mycket stort sortiment av merchandise till ert band eller bolag! Besök vår webbsida redan idag för mer info. www.vodrecords.se Vi önskar alla våra vänner på MySpace en riktigt rockig höst! Vod Printings ------------- We print & supply t-shirts, merchandise & backdrops to the independent music scene, contact us for more info! www.vodrecords.se
Hi! Listen to complete album + B-sides and you can download it in the best quality absolutely free at: www.defanico.handcamp.com Listen to new Track Beta Enjoy!
Aloha! Pueden escuchar el disco completo + sus B-sides y descargarlo en la mejor calidad completamente gratis en: www.defanico.bandcamp.com Pueden escuchar el nuevo track Beta! Enjoy!
New album "Anthems from Above" Coming soon!!
"Rise of the Cosmos" 1. Shine a Lite 2. Us 3. Last day of my life 4. Chi of Love 5. Antares 6. All is One 7. Ms Madoiselle 8. By the Grace of God
"B-sides" 1. One Human Race 2. Gamma 3. Beta - NEW TRACK
Hei (beklager spamkarakteren på denne kommentaren, men hva skal man gjøre)
Hjelp oss å spille på Arvikafestivalen. Gå inn på Myspace.com/arvikafestivalen og stem på Tyst! Vi er evig takknemlige for all hjelp vi får. Tusen takk.
Vi vill med denna lilla kommentar bara påminna om vår Festivalkampanj som nu har startats. Vi har satt ihop flera mycket billiga paket till de band och bolag som behöver trycka t-shirts, eller annan merchandise, till sommarens festivaler och spelningar. Besök vår webbsida redan idag för mer info.
Trevlig rocksommar önskas alla våra vänner på MySpace!
Vod Printings ************************** We print & supply t-shirts, merchandise & backdrops to the independent music scene, contact us for more info! www.vodrecords.se
# Freshman 15, Count Your Blessings and Tonight is Glory in stores NOW! # Settle the Sky exclusively on ITunes # Check out our Merch on http://www.districtlines.com/Standby-Records # Accepting press kits, email info@standbyrecords.net # Dot Dot Curve on Itunes in stores on 4.28.09 # Vice On Victory in stores now!
Coming out of the studio for the 1st time in almost a year, don't miss Pile live & on stage @ Outlaws in Camarillo this Saturday, Jan 24th at 9pm! myspace.com/pilemusic
Come see The Slider play OLD DUBLIN PUB&GRILL in Oxnard this Saturday January 10th @ 9pm. Bring a friend and have a great time with The Slider! myspace.com/theslider
