Paul :P

About me:

Smelly sock, why hath though forsaken me? There is a stain on the carpet which can only be described as coke zero and shoe mud. I hate the sun. My favorite cake is German Chocolate, but my favorite food is donut on the half shell. I am seeing way too much Rachel Ray. I have more than 4 dollars in my bank account for the first time in twenty years. Gravy is good, especially the white one on biscuits. My back hurts. I have a pain in my shoulder because I think my desk is too high. I ate an entire Whitmann's sampler this week. Why do I keep waking up at 3 am? Are my dead relatives trying to alert me to something? I'll ask John Edward. I hadnt grown a full beard until a few months ago. I realized my beard is gray. Oh well, missed opportunity. I wonder what it looked like not half gray? I should have done that a few years ago. I forgot what my arm looked like before I had this tattoo. Im pretty sure it was shapely and supple. I always buy pants that are too long. My socks are disappearing more and more every day. I wanted to be a history teacher. Its all your fault. Why do Louisiana citizens say Looooziana sometimes? Are they stupid? I need a haircut. Do you have any nines? Go fish. The key player in a football game must stop being called the "X-factor" by the commentators. They need to go back to "all that and a bag of chips". Maybe not. "X-Factor" will be just fine. Did I mention I hate computers? I have found my costume for next Halloween. No, I am not going to tell you. Good bye, Im drained. ..