I actually see the age lines in my face when I smile.
I hate to smile.
I would rather die than subject myself to coffee shop politics, but I can not help myself.
I am unanimous in just about everything that I do.
I know a guy who likes to watch mooses in fields or some shit - I wonder what fields he goes to.
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i was ashamed of myself because i saw new moon and i was trying real hard not to drool over that little kid, but now i'm better cause i found me an adult to moon over! dude if you get the chance you should really check out ninja assassin because oh my fucking gawd! ! ! his name is rain and he definitely increases the humidity. . .
dude what the fuck is up? what's going on. . . who you been beating into submission lately? oh and btw have fun at your twi-heart outting with the monkey!
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