voluptuary /vuh-LUHP-choo-er-ee/ sometimes i'm a noun. more often i'm a verb. talking to strangers. 99cent stores. tropical islands. laker games. jasmine green tea. jiu jitsu. art. shaping perceptions. making shit happen. sex in the rain when its really warm outside. hammocks. 80 degree ocean water. people who inspire me. costa rica. indonesia. girls who can take a compliment. building things. mending hearts. having balls. eating sushi. changing. keeping quiet. titties. shouting. acting gay. laying down. waking up. the little things. big waves. scary places. www.amiwrongorright.com my half pit half dane knock knock. sturdy old urban buildings with character. carrot juice. netflix changed my life. a good, expensive ass dinner. collecting vintage mopeds-they get better mileage than a hybrid. photography. being entrepreneurial.
Music
Movies
on showtime right now:
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I watch a ton of government/political documentaries, but somehow i'm not a totally disgruntled wanker. JESUS CAMP. wow, best doc i've seen in a while. get it in your queue, fool. The Corporation, McLibel, Outfoxed:Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism.
right now, a double feature of "an inconvenient truth" and "who killed the electric car?" are obviously required viewing. crazy how different the world would be if gore was president today. "loose change." then cap it off with the enron doc: 'the smartest guys in the room'... so sad, man what they did. an art flick like 'me and you and everyone you know'--netflix it asap. city of god. a funny drama like about schmidt or lost in translation. adaptation. a dark comedy like bully....best in show...my short film"bobby starr"on ifilm.com. fucking with jason goldwatch's myspace page is fun too. and marco. they left their page open at my house and i turned em both gay. shit, i got em a few dates, they should be thankful, right? first blood and rocky 6. gondry. charlie kaufman. the notebook. jesus's son. jeff buckley documentaries. anything real yet unbelievable. anything fake yet believable. maria full of grace. the 40 year old virgin. and so on.
Television
bill maher. dexter. chapelle. colbert. daily show. conchords r.i.p. sarah silverman.
www.funktography.com IT IS FINALLY UPDATED!!!!
Books
TERRYWORLD. not likely to be on oprah's list. anything published by TASCHEN.
those childrens books, ''the holes in your nose" "it's just a plant" and "everybody poops".
it's just about keeping it real.
Heroes
muhammed ali.
michael moore.
pamela anderson.
peter north.
the dirty south.
i like falafels, the ones across from SMC. mike is the owner, he's a pimp. a persian pimp. 6 wives, yo.
kenny 's Details
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Los Angeles
Body type:
5' 9" / Athletic
Ethnicity:
Other
Religion:
Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Children:
Someday
Occupation:
ima bullshit artist. a very good one.
kenny 's Schools
University Of California-Los Angeles
Los Angeles, CA
Graduated: 2010
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: i dabbled in
Minor: art history, english, anthropology...
Clubs: ate hare krisna food regularly in the sculpture garden
About me:
The 4 basic human drives: food, sex, surfing, jiu jitsu, and our young laker team. and good conversation. and ben and jerry's "everything but the." vintage mopeds.
the quest is in the questioning. the mess is in the messenger. i want a heckler at my funeral. i have someone in mind if i die first...
Who I'd like to meet: ugly fat girls. jared from subway. that myspace ho forbidden. someone who can dish it out AND take it. anyone who owns an island. myself after 2 weeks of surfing epic barra.
anyone i went to elementary school or jr. high with. mr. moviefone.
anybody else i've lost touch with over the years. jokers. telepathic animals.
I made it through Ike. Still have no power, but my work does. I get to leave for Dallas tomorrow morning and I can't wait! Getting gas in Houston is taking almost an hour or more in line. This place sucks hard right now. TTYS. My phone service sucks still.