Videoport Jones
Videoport Jones "After I die, I will be making movies in hell"- Doris Wishman

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22 years old
Maine
United States



Last Login: 11/10/2009
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GeneralMr. Squid. Incredibly strange films (except "The Mexican" -- I mean, what the f**k?). The Gimme Gimme Octopus squeaky hammer toy. All the old Robert Mitchum movies being released to DVD. Crazy movies from Asia. Crazy movies from Turkey. The Crazies. The Criterion Collection (what do you think of their new logo?) Helen Mirren appreciation. Dress-up Sundays. Debating the merits of hack/genius Dario Argento. The Betty Page standee in the porn room.Videoport T-shirt part 2 Yes, you can buy this t-shirt! Ask your favorite Videoport clerk next time you're in.
MusicBig Meat Hammer. Samuel James. The Pontiffs. Covered In Bees. Ennio Morricone. Nino Rota. Devo. Terence Blanchard. WMPG's Radio Junk Drawer, Get Hot or Go Home, Stuck in the 80'S, Aching Spirals of Black Vinyl, Stay Rude, and Overnight Roadtrip.
MoviesI like one free.
I like one free every single day.
TelevisionI like Judge Joe Brown 'cause it comes in kinda OK if I get the antenna just so. But mostly I see TV by renting discs of great stuff like Sports Night, 24, The Wire, The Sopranos, Murder One, Boomtown, Greg the Bunny, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Wonder Falls, Home Movies, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Peep Show, Twin Peaks, Roller Girls, Angel, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, My Name Is Earl, The Office, The Office, News Radio, Six Feet Under, Kids in the Hall, MST3K, C.S.I., Sealab, Tom Goes to the Mayor, The Simpsons, The Prisoner,Slings and Arrows, Stella, Reno 911, Freaks and Geeks, Slings & Arrows, SNL, SCTV...
BooksBooks are for people too timid to watch thousands upon thousands of movies to the exclusion of all other interests.
But I like the Rough Guide to cult cinema. And Pauline Kael's "For Keeps" is pretty much a necessity. Oh, and Danny Peary's "Cult Movies" series is something you should have. The Psychotronic Video Guide...I mean, that's just a given.
Oh, and all books that were made into movies. One time, some friends gave me the novelization of the pilot episode of the original 'Battlestar Galactica' and an audio tape of them reading the first chapter. Pretty much the best present ever...
HeroesJohn Sayles, Robert Altman
Albert Rosenfield- "While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and a hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and will gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject, absolutely, revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method, is love. I love you Sheriff Truman"

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Zodiac Sign:Capricorn



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   Videoport Jones's Blurbs
About me:
Videoport. 151 Middle St. Portland, Maine. (207)773-1999. No need to write it down 'cause it's so easy to memorize. Videoport has, oh, all the movies, ever. Go and look around; I guarantee you'll become dangerously obsessed with the place.
Fans of Videoport unite. Write anything you want. Seriously. And check out our blog with the Portland Press Herald's Justin Ellis every Tuesday right here.
Who I'd like to meet:
Whoever made the movie that gave Jack Valenti a stroke.
Also, anyone who'd like to write for The VideoReport, Videoport's weekly newsletter of reviews, new releases and new acquisitions, trivia, movie lists, and genial buffoonery.
Check it out now in ugly, unformatted Myspace style blog form, or actually come out into the sunshine and pick up the much prettier paper edition at the store;
c'mon, honey...it's okay...the outside world can be nice...

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Jess

Jess



Oct 31 2009 7:04 AM

Why am I not on your top friends?

OH

I still have late fees from 1998.

Oops.
Faber Optimé

Faber Optimé



Oct 28 2009 7:49 AM

Click here to go to the Faber Optimé web site in a new tab/window.

Good to have you as a friend!
So great to see the internet in action this way, shortening distances between people.

I hope all's well with you and that you enjoy checking out my web site some time.

For occasional, new, refreshing, insightful and (possibly?!) valuable content, I encourage you to sign up for my free newsfeed/email newsletter (using the form on site at page right - high quality, low quantity, no spam!).

You might enjoy watching some of my films (use the on screen controls to skip between them):

More (Rate! Comment! Favorite! Subscribe!) on my YouTube channel - http://www.youtube.com/faberoptime.

Take care and keep in touch.

Best,
Faber.

"Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."

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Neko-jin Designs



Oct 24 2009 5:13 PM

John K. (Updated Weekly)

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Jul 19 2009 6:28 PM

Hi. Thanks for adding me to your friends list. I'll be sure to catch up on any movie-related news later. I'll let you know how things turn out with Red Carpet Classic Home Video.
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Eric Bailey, Executive Producer



Jun 19 2009 3:07 AM

Portland Zombie Kickball

Portland Zombie Kickball



Jun 10 2009 1:23 AM

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Tom Couture



Jun 7 2009 12:19 AM

hi!

thanks for adding me!
Rory Ambrose

Rory Ambrose



Apr 22 2009 1:21 AM

YOU PEOPLE HAVE THE SECOND SEASON OF SQUIDBILLIES AND I WASN'T NOTIFIED?!
rich

Rich Cerasale



Apr 2 2009 10:00 PM

thanks for the add
RL Sanborn Masonry

RL sanborn Masonry



Mar 31 2009 5:12 PM

Thanks for the add!
Magnum Farce

Magnum Farce



Mar 21 2009 10:35 PM

Hey Jones,
Thanks for putting Webisode One of my CG animated spoof of Dirty Harry films on Funny Or Die's "Hot List" for animation!


As promised, here's Webisode Two:



www.MagnumFarceMovie.com
Ross

Ross



Mar 17 2009 11:19 AM

Even though I own my own video stores I still rent at Videoport thats how much I love you guys!!!
§hawna

§hawna



Mar 9 2009 11:31 PM

...and I love Videoport in return.
Magnum Farce

Magnum Farce



Mar 9 2009 1:53 PM

Thanks for your support!

At long last Webisode One of my CG animated spoof of Dirty Harry films is up on FunnyOrDie. com/BellaFeFilms:

..Magnum Farce: Webisode One - watch more funny videos..
April Louise McLucas

April McLucas



Mar 5 2009 7:56 PM

Vote for Videoport for Best Video Store!

http://thephoenix. com/theBest/Portland/Vote/
Jenny Juice

Jenny Juice



Mar 3 2009 5:02 PM

At my work you can get bacon or sausage pancakes.
Just sayin'
LostZombies.com

LostZombies .com



Feb 25 2009 5:52 AM

Thanks for the Add

New LostZombies Video

We are up for the People's Choice Award at SXSW. Don't Forget to vote for us once a day till Marcth 6th!!!!

Click Here To Vote

Magnum Farce

Magnum Farce



Feb 24 2009 4:34 PM

Let me know what you think:
Magnum Farce Trailer

And don't forget to check out the News Page on MagnumFarceMovie. com
Neko-jin Designs

Neko-jin Designs



Feb 23 2009 6:52 PM

Art Portal

Art Portal



Feb 23 2009 11:08 AM

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Magnum Farce

Magnum Farce



Feb 13 2009 8:39 PM

Hey V J,
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY !

It Takes A Dick

Check out the official launch of

MagnumFarceMovie. com

on February 21, 2009

And remember, don't whip it out, unless you plan to shoot it!

-- Detective Dick Hardon, S.F.P.D.

Danger Dad

Danger Dad



Feb 6 2009 3:34 AM

lol, Okay, so I said I'd bring the vid back tonight... but, tomorrow okay? "What's new!", right?
Jess

Jess



Feb 6 2009 12:52 AM

Just to be clear, the movies I rented at the time have all been returned.

It's just that the movies I rented then, may or may not have been returned on time.
Jess

Jess



Feb 6 2009 12:41 AM

Don't thank me. I thank your establishment for letting ME owe.

Hey, that reminds me, is there interest?
Jess

Jess



Feb 5 2009 11:53 PM

I plugged Videoport in my new blog titled, "Late Is Better Than Never"

I hope it's cool with you.
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