Videoport Jones
"After I die, I will be making movies in hell"- Doris Wishman

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22 years old
Maine
United States



Last Login: 7/10/2009
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GeneralMr. Squid. Incredibly strange films (except "The Mexican" -- I mean, what the f**k?). The Gimme Gimme Octopus squeaky hammer toy. All the old Robert Mitchum movies being released to DVD. Crazy movies from Asia. Crazy movies from Turkey. The Crazies. The Criterion Collection (what do you think of their new logo?) Helen Mirren appreciation. Dress-up Sundays. Debating the merits of hack/genius Dario Argento. The Betty Page standee in the porn room.Videoport T-shirt part 2 Yes, you can buy this t-shirt! Ask your favorite Videoport clerk next time you're in.
MusicBig Meat Hammer. Samuel James. The Pontiffs. Covered In Bees. Ennio Morricone. Nino Rota. Devo. Terence Blanchard. WMPG's Radio Junk Drawer, Get Hot or Go Home, Stuck in the 80'S, Aching Spirals of Black Vinyl, Stay Rude, and Overnight Roadtrip.
MoviesI like one free.
I like one free every single day.
TelevisionI like Judge Joe Brown 'cause it comes in kinda OK if I get the antenna just so. But mostly I see TV by renting discs of great stuff like Sports Night, 24, The Wire, The Sopranos, Murder One, Boomtown, Greg the Bunny, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Wonder Falls, Home Movies, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Peep Show, Twin Peaks, Roller Girls, Angel, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, My Name Is Earl, The Office, The Office, News Radio, Six Feet Under, Kids in the Hall, MST3K, C.S.I., Sealab, Tom Goes to the Mayor, The Simpsons, The Prisoner,Slings and Arrows, Stella, Reno 911, Freaks and Geeks, Slings & Arrows, SNL, SCTV...
BooksBooks are for people too timid to watch thousands upon thousands of movies to the exclusion of all other interests.
But I like the Rough Guide to cult cinema. And Pauline Kael's "For Keeps" is pretty much a necessity. Oh, and Danny Peary's "Cult Movies" series is something you should have. The Psychotronic Video Guide...I mean, that's just a given.
Oh, and all books that were made into movies. One time, some friends gave me the novelization of the pilot episode of the original 'Battlestar Galactica' and an audio tape of them reading the first chapter. Pretty much the best present ever...
HeroesJohn Sayles, Robert Altman
Albert Rosenfield- "While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and a hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and will gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject, absolutely, revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method, is love. I love you Sheriff Truman"

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   Videoport Jones's Blurbs
About me:
Videoport. 151 Middle St. Portland, Maine. (207)773-1999. No need to write it down 'cause it's so easy to memorize. Videoport has, oh, all the movies, ever. Go and look around; I guarantee you'll become dangerously obsessed with the place.
Fans of Videoport unite. Write anything you want. Seriously. And check out our blog with the Portland Press Herald's Justin Ellis every Tuesday right here.
Who I'd like to meet:
Whoever made the movie that gave Jack Valenti a stroke.
Also, anyone who'd like to write for The VideoReport, Videoport's weekly newsletter of reviews, new releases and new acquisitions, trivia, movie lists, and genial buffoonery.
Check it out now in ugly, unformatted Myspace style blog form, or actually come out into the sunshine and pick up the much prettier paper edition at the store;
c'mon, honey...it's okay...the outside world can be nice...

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Off-Air





Jun 19 2009 3:07 AM

Portland Zombie Kickball





Jun 10 2009 1:23 AM

Tom Couture Photography





Jun 7 2009 12:19 AM

hi!

thanks for adding me!
SmokeBox





May 26 2009 2:47 PM

Please spread the word on this show for us! Hope to see you there!
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May 26 2009 8:43 AM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
http://www.doulike.us/photos/5714949.html?b=4&w=46

Magnum Farce





May 6 2009 12:13 AM


The exclusive WORLD PREMIERE of the entire short film Magnum Farce: A Shot in the Park, the CG animated spoof of Dirty Harry films, streams ONE DAY ONLY on the worlds second most popular English language streaming short film and animation site, BeatnikTV.

When:

  Wednesday, May 06, 2009
   9pm UK/GMT
   9pm US Eastern
   9pm US Pacific    

Find your local time HERE !


Where:   www.myspace.com/beatnikmusictv
Cant make it? :-(
You can still see all three webisodes at www.funnyordie.com/bellafefilms/videos
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Apr 22 2009 5:51 AM

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Rory Ambrose





Apr 22 2009 1:21 AM

YOU PEOPLE HAVE THE SECOND SEASON OF SQUIDBILLIES AND I WASN'T NOTIFIED?!
rich





Apr 2 2009 10:00 PM

thanks for the add
R.L Sanborn





Mar 31 2009 5:12 PM

Thanks for the add!
Magnum Farce





Mar 21 2009 10:35 PM

Hey Jones,
Thanks for putting Webisode One of my CG animated spoof of Dirty Harry films on Funny Or Die's "Hot List" for animation!


As promised, here's Webisode Two:



www.MagnumFarceMovie.com
Ross





Mar 17 2009 11:19 AM

Even though I own my own video stores I still rent at Videoport thats how much I love you guys!!!
§hawna


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Mar 9 2009 11:31 PM

...and I love Videoport in return.
Magnum Farce





Mar 9 2009 1:53 PM

Thanks for your support!

At long last Webisode One of my CG animated spoof of Dirty Harry films is up on FunnyOrDie. com/BellaFeFilms:

..Magnum Farce: Webisode One - watch more funny videos..
April





Mar 5 2009 7:56 PM

Vote for Videoport for Best Video Store!

http://thephoenix. com/theBest/Portland/Vote/
Jenny Juice





Mar 3 2009 5:02 PM

At my work you can get bacon or sausage pancakes.
Just sayin'
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Feb 25 2009 5:52 AM

Thanks for the Add

New LostZombies Video

We are up for the People's Choice Award at SXSW. Don't Forget to vote for us once a day till Marcth 6th!!!!

Click Here To Vote

Magnum Farce





Feb 24 2009 4:34 PM

Let me know what you think:
Magnum Farce Trailer

And don't forget to check out the News Page on MagnumFarceMovie. com
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Feb 23 2009 6:52 PM

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Feb 23 2009 11:08 AM

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Feb 13 2009 8:39 PM

Hey V J,
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY !

It Takes A Dick

Check out the official launch of

MagnumFarceMovie. com

on February 21, 2009

And remember, don't whip it out, unless you plan to shoot it!

-- Detective Dick Hardon, S.F.P.D.

Danger Dad





Feb 6 2009 3:34 AM

lol, Okay, so I said I'd bring the vid back tonight... but, tomorrow okay? "What's new!", right?
Jess





Feb 6 2009 12:52 AM

Just to be clear, the movies I rented at the time have all been returned.

It's just that the movies I rented then, may or may not have been returned on time.
Jess





Feb 6 2009 12:41 AM

Don't thank me. I thank your establishment for letting ME owe.

Hey, that reminds me, is there interest?
Jess





Feb 5 2009 11:53 PM

I plugged Videoport in my new blog titled, "Late Is Better Than Never"

I hope it's cool with you.
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