Videoport Jones
""After I die, I will be making movies in hell"- Doris Wishman"

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21 years old
Maine
United States



Last Login: 5/17/2008
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    Videoport Jones's Interests
GeneralMr. Squid. Incredibly strange films (except "The Mexican" -- I mean, what the f**k?). The Gimme Gimme Octopus squeaky hammer toy. All the old Robert Mitchum movies being released to DVD. Crazy movies from Asia. Crazy movies from Turkey. The Crazies. The Criterion Collection (what do you think of their new logo?) Helen Mirren appreciation. Dress-up Sundays. Debating the merits of hack/genius Dario Argento. The Betty Page standee in the porn room.
MusicBig Meat Hammer. Samuel James. The Pontiffs. Covered In Bees. Ennio Morricone. Nino Rota. Devo. Terence Blanchard. WMPG's Radio Junk Drawer, Get Hot or Go Home, Stuck in the 80'S, Aching Spirals of Black Vinyl, Stay Rude, and Overnight Roadtrip.
MoviesI like one free.
I like one free every single day.
TelevisionI like Judge Joe Brown 'cause it comes in kinda OK if I get the antenna just so. But mostly I see TV by renting discs of great stuff like Sports Night, 24, The Wire, The Sopranos, Murder One, Boomtown, Greg the Bunny, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Wonder Falls, Home Movies, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Peep Show, Twin Peaks, Roller Girls, Angel, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, My Name Is Earl, The Office, The Office, News Radio, Six Feet Under, Kids in the Hall, MST3K, C.S.I., Sealab, Tom Goes to the Mayor, The Simpsons, The Prisoner,Slings and Arrows, Stella, Reno 911, Freaks and Geeks, Slings & Arrows, SNL, SCTV...
BooksBooks are for people too timid to watch thousands upon thousands of movies to the exclusion of all other interests.
But I like the Rough Guide to cult cinema. And Pauline Kael's "For Keeps" is pretty much a necessity. Oh, and Danny Peary's "Cult Movies" series is something you should have. The Psychotronic Video Guide...I mean, that's just a given.
Oh, and all books that were made into movies. One time, some friends gave me the novelization of the pilot episode of the original 'Battlestar Galactica' and an audio tape of them reading the first chapter. Pretty much the best present ever...
HeroesJohn Sayles, Robert Altman
Albert Rosenfield- "While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and a hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and will gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject, absolutely, revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method, is love. I love you Sheriff Truman"

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Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn



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About me:
Videoport. 151 Middle St. Portland, Maine. (207)773-1999. No need to write it down 'cause it's so easy to memorize. Videoport has, oh, all the movies, ever. Go and look around; I guarantee you'll become dangerously obsessed with the place.
Fans of Videoport unite. Write anything you want. Seriously. And check out our blog with the Portland Press Herald's Justin Ellis every Tuesday right here.
Who I'd like to meet:
Whoever made the movie that gave Jack Valenti a stroke.
Also, anyone who'd like to write for The VideoReport, Videoport's weekly newsletter of reviews, new releases and new acquisitions, trivia, movie lists, and genial buffoonery.
Check it out now in ugly, unformatted Myspace style blog form, or actually come out into the sunshine and pick up the much prettier paper edition at the store;
c'mon, honey...it's okay...the outside world can be nice...

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May 14 2008 9:32 AM

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May 13 2008 2:44 PM

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May 6 2008 11:58 PM

Thinking of you in Memphis... not Egypt.

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April Loves Spring





May 5 2008 11:26 AM

oh wait!
it's only one nomination!
still...
you should write in VIDEOPORT
in all of them.
well, except for new biz.award
that wouldn't be right.
April Loves Spring





May 5 2008 11:24 AM

VOTE FOR VIDEOPORT!!!

nominated in 2 but that dosen't mean you can't write Videoport in in all the rest!
www. indiebizawards. com
esp. best of downtown.
VOTE NOW!!!
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May 2 2008 4:28 PM



You are a finalist in the Portland Soul category.
Congratulations, Videoport!
Goodwill Industries of Northern New England





Apr 29 2008 2:54 PM

Thanks for supporting Goodwill
Big Head





Apr 26 2008 3:18 PM

A buddy of mine is actually a professional wrestler on various independent circuits, and he had the apparent displeasure of wrestling either against or alongside Hacksaw in a match. Apparently the level of retardation Hacksaw typically displayed on "Saturday Night's Main Event" wasn't an act, and on top of that he's mean. It is a bit of a letdown. However, I once met Sgt. Slaughter at the Grand Opening of an Ames department store, and he was the nicest famous person I've ever met. Way nicer than Al Franken. I bet he could kick the living shit out of Al Franken. He even put one of my friends in the Cobra Clutch. Sgt. Slaughter that is, not Al Franken. That would be been awkward, and unexpected.

I always wondered if Hacksaw Duggan was related to Bill. There aren't THAT many Duggans out there that I've noticed...the odds seem pretty favorable. Part of me hopes it's true, though for Bill's sake I hope it isn't. I guess if one day you show up to work at Videoport, and Hacksaw Duggan is behind the counter, you'll have your answer.
Ezra Cobb





Apr 22 2008 11:13 AM

Don't do it for my sake. I fulfilled my Dangerfield needs...elsewhere.
Videoport Jones





Apr 22 2008 6:25 AM

All right, all right, gees...we'll look into replacing 'Easy Money'; some d-bag never brought it back at one point...hey, maybe it was you....
Ezra Cobb





Apr 22 2008 6:10 AM

You don't have the Rodney Dangerfield classic "Easy Money" so claiming you have all movies ever is a damned lie! But you do have a pretty good selection.
Sam Pennell





Apr 13 2008 6:09 PM

HOLY SHNIKES...........it's a STAR WARS DANCE PARTY!!!

A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY.........

We are throwing a Star Wars Dance Party at Bubba's Sulky Lounge on Saturday, May 17th, 2008! 9:00 PM-1:00 AM. It will be NUTS!

samspennell@yahoo.com
cell#(207)712-4778

Bubba's is located in Portland, Maine, at 92 Portland St, across from Deering Oaks Park. There will be costumes and light sabres, and we will be rocking the hell out untl 1AM. The bouncers will be Storm Troopers, and the one and only Darth Vader will be DJ'ing the gig. Get liquored up and JOIN THE DARK SIDE. USE THE FORCE! Bring everyone you know.

The bar will be open, and this is 21+ ONLY-bring ID. (No Jedi mind tricks)

We will be playing Michael Jackson, Madonna etc.

We will be rocking 80's tunes, and other dance music. It is going to rock!
Bring glowsticks, whistles, whatever (like an old school rave)

$5-at the door
$4-w/Star Wars costume!

Tell ALL Star Wars fanatics!
Red Cross Sky





Apr 13 2008 6:51 AM

hi Videoport Jones - thanks for adding us to your friends list - please help yourself to a free mp3 download of "Skin" - hope you can catch our show at The Big Easy on Tuesday April 22nd! - John & Red Cross SkyPhotobucketTurn IT Up Tuesday 4/33/8
ERIC, EXPERT OF ALL DISCIPLINES





Apr 8 2008 3:04 PM

Hey Videoporters!

Need all the votes and viewings I can get! Gimme stars on my new video! I'm looking to get up to a thousand views by Saturday, help me out!

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Mar 19 2008 4:18 PM

For live music listings in Maine go to www. RAVEnRAGE. com
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Mar 19 2008 9:23 AM

dear videoport,

i am completely owned by 'lost.' at first, i was going to blame you. but now i realize that all those hours i spend are just sacrifices that the island demands.

the island also demands that i eat copious amounts of girl scout thin mint cookies (tm). i don't question it, i just do it.

love,
anne
April Loves Spring





Mar 18 2008 12:18 PM

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Mar 15 2008 6:19 PM

CHEERS!
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Mar 13 2008 10:14 AM

PRESONALDEMONS/address

Hello Videoport peepulz!

Thank you for the friending!

Tom Brown
(founder/artist-Copper Age)

Hello
from Hopeless, Maine.
Welcome to Hopeless, Maine

OOOOOHHHHHH...
spooky, ne?

^_^
The Mouth Project





Mar 4 2008 5:38 AM

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Feb 22 2008 11:34 AM

thanks Videoport
all these videos below are edited up with some bizarre movie clips enjoy
The Back Room is a sketch talk show series I’m doing on
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Subscribe if you like it.





Sam Pennell





Feb 18 2008 4:49 PM

HOLY SH*T...........it's a STAR WARS DANCE PARTY!!!

A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY.........

We are throwing a Star Wars Dance Party at Bubba's Sulky Lounge on Saturday, May 17th, 2008! 9:00 PM-1:00 AM. It will be NUTS!

samspennell@yahoo.com
cell#(207)712-4778

Bubba's is located in Portland, Maine, at 92 Portland St, across from Deering Oaks Park. There will be costumes and light sabres, and we will be rocking the hell out untl 1AM. The bouncers will be Storm Troopers, and the one and only Darth Vader will be DJ'ing the gig. Get liquored up and JOIN THE DARK SIDE. USE THE FORCE! Bring everyone you know.

The bar will be open, and this is 21+ ONLY-bring ID. (No Jedi mind tricks)

We will be playing Michael Jackson, Madonna etc.

We will be rocking 80's tunes, and other dance music. It is going to rock!
Bring glowsticks, whistles, whatever (like an old school rave)

$5-at the door
$4-w/Star Wars costume!

Tell ALL Star Wars fanatics to come in costume, w/ light sabre!

THE FORCE WILL BE WITH YOU, ALWAYS...........
David's DVD Den