In this sci-fi, wi-fi, digital, high speed, high strung, high powered world, It is be so easy for me to print off my entire online profile, and have it become an instant best seller in the NY Times. My life is an Enigma. My Life is so fucking perfect. My life. My life. My life. I am in control. In this Online World, I'm the brightest supernova, and if you have brains, you would realize I mean brightest as in SMART, AND STARSTRUCK. I am the inevitable face and voice in the crowed that always gets seen and heard. Recognize ME.
I didn't have to change my name to SAM VIP to be cool, and to fit in. I did it to stand out. Please pay attention while we're hanging out. As you will see IN PERSON, AND NOT ONLINE, that "all of this online hype about ME", DOES ACTUALLY TRANSCEND INTO REALITY when your unplugged and desensitized. I don't need to rub it in your face that I'm some "big deal". I'm sure you will get the point, eventually. I'll be the person that isn't hiding behind some cute "Cotton Candy 4 u 69 _ XXX " screen name. I don't have a cellphone glued to my ear 24/7, and I don't have a keyboard swimming underneath my fingers all damned day long.
FACT: Its so funny that I had my name LEGALLY CHANGED 9 years before this online - trend emerged. I was in the generation where "OMG, Why did you change your name? your a freak, that's never going to happen.. I don't understand you? Why? Why? Why? Enigma. Why is everything in my life a foreign concept that nobody can just get??? Anyways, I am laughing now, and your the one sucking off of my bandwagon. Its ok, I don't mind.
OnLine Fame Whore Tutorial: This where Your first name and last name start with the same letter SUPER STAR? Is that what you are or what you want to be??? In reality, your mom still calls you John Fucking Doe. You have to steal something else and make it your own to be cool. When I was here, I was the first of the first of the first of the first. Is my life a soap-opera or a witch hunt? Everyday I am still trying to understand the differences. Is it the same or is it different? And Still, I am a revolutionary. -- Come to think of it.. I should revert my name back. OMG, I am the only person with a real name and fake lips. because we can't tolerate living in our own skin anymore.
Even if I am not "entirely Original", and you have a Friend that's exactly like me, perhaps its true, their are always going to be a hundred people that are taking the credit for my own work. Did I do I do it better? Of course, and did someone 20 years before me do the exact same thing, probably, and I am just modernizing the same ideas and perfecting them... is someone going to come back and proof read- and re edit all of my spelling and grammar mistakes in my profile, of coruse. For you, and for me - I will never stop creating and moving forward regardless of any obstacles in front of me. Regardless of the mounds of hate I get, I feed off hate, anger, pain, and I keep growing. Regardless of people stealing my journals, copying my quotes, singing my songs, I make ten times more to keep pushing forward. While my life is on FASTFORWARD, I'm laughing. Can you keep up with me? Seriously.
Ongoing, My life isn't entirely mainstream, but I don't need to be Hollywood to be recognized. I live in Canada, and am EXTREMELY content with the levels of success I already have. To everyone of you who read this profile (I'm assuming its less than 5%).. Well, let me be the first to say you are the 5 percent of society that actually have brains.
Well, Lets find out a little bit more about me, now shall we. Sam VIP
SAM can ...Easily recognized as a popular *new* face of Toronto's G L B T sub culture. Originally from Vancouver Island, British Columbia she has migrated across the country causing her art to explode. She has lived in MONTREAL, OTTAWA (THE CAPITAL CITY OF CANADA) and a few other cities along the way... Sam went to school in Kingston, Ont. to study Psychology, computers and other things... she took a break from her education to pursue other interests. Where as others may stand capitalizing on this "new generation" of "Social ONLINE FAME," It's only an Alter ego for Sam VIP.
MY LIFE IS FUCKING AMAZING - AND I LOVE IT. Do you love it? I don't care. I am glad to say that I was one of the FIRST 2 MILLION people to start MYSPACE.COM revolution in CANADA 6 years ago before all of this [26/05/2004]... It's fun to be involved with something that just blows-up into unpredictable proportions ON THE INTERNET, and apply it to everyday life.. you know outside of the computer. When I go on the subway, PEOPLE KNOW who I am without second guessing.. Google Me bitches - haha ok, I am not that vain... yet. Well, continue on, shall we?
I am:
Everything you were to afraid to let yourself: be, act, see, feel and know. GenderFUCK: Ongina from RuPaul's Drag Race... are you there? I know exactly who I am. Air brushed skin and colored contacts may be on my carbon body, but everything else about me is REAL. My craziness is amplified 10 fold platinum, and it drives me every day to go further beyond any expectation. I'm King PIN, and VIP. Queen Bee - You got that. It's ME - SAM VIP. I'm first in line. I'm louder than life, fun, I'm brilliant, addicting, carefree, wild, zany, CREATIVE, tAcKy; I'm everything that your parents brain-washed you to hate. Come out of your closet and express yourself; come on. I KNOW I HAVE - I am SAM V.I.P.
I made this game, While you stop and stair, look, take pictures, smile, or laugh. Wait, Don't forget to ask questions... I'm your muse, and your my entertainment. I have shock factor, what do you have?____________ Didn't think so.
I breath, read, write, dream, act, and live while the world sleeps. I don't believe in second chances, pausing, or rewinding. I don't have the time to slow down, or putting more empathy in one single person over the energy it takes me to write this profile. I'm not a hard ass; I don't just throw out respect, I make people Earn it. Maybe you should learn your lesson...Wait, TIMES UP. and BLAH BLAH BLAH your in my way- move bitch... and keep reading, you may learn something! Thanks!
CONFIDENCE is something that I wear on my sleeve. I gave myself an OVER SIZED EGO, and I DESERVE IT. Is it something you are afraid of, or letting yourself achieve. If your fat and ugly before you look in a mirror you will be fat and ugly. If you don't label yourself before you are in a mirror, you can be your own star.
"EVERYTHING YOU DO HELPS CREATE A BRAND AND BOOST AN EGO" - SAM VIP (It may even put a chip on my back).
LIFE: where plastic meets fiber optic.
REAL VS FAKE:Can you tell the difference? Before or after you get distracted by the "bright, shiny, and *oh so glittery*" things. I made you look, but did I make you think? it's not always easy, is it? However, when originality comes into play, people who keep exceeding expectations, making new decisions, and shocking people are where it's at. Can you make someones head turn, look away, and look back, or do the people who look at you just laugh and walk away. I don't need to answer thats' your responsibility. Nevertheless, I only recognize a handful of people for truly being inventive on this website and in life. How many times can you steal something before someone catches on to your games, or my games. Copy? write. Oh well, that ode to Warhols 15 minutes seconds... goes.. going, gone, but I keep going strong.
It's easy to be a ONE HIT WONDER [unique, original, different] ONCE, but can you pull it up, and go for round 2? 3? Did you break the mold, or is it already broken? For everyone else who tried,.. thanks for coming out. Love you & drive safe.
Year to date: THE ONLY THING DIFFERENT BETWEEN YOU AND ME IS HOW WE USE OUR IMAGINATION.
I love: Shaking babies, and saying insensitive things that offend people. Standing on top of my cherry blossom pedestal. Fitting into every category. I love being more emaciated than everybody around' ('Do you have anything smaller than a double zero?' my voice says from the change room). I love being dissected alive by the masses, stared at, and pointed at. Call me a name, but I've already hear em all. I love being on top of my game.
Vain words only remind me that I'm alive.
It's not just about me; It's ALL about ME!
SAM VIP LE FEMME
I'm the girl you don't bring home to your parents, and the girlfriend you love to sleep with.
I'm your best friend that you would take a bullet for, I'm the girl that donates to charity and gives food to homeless people; I'm the girl that will stab you in the back if you cut in front of me. I'm that girl who will dance with you at Prom. I'm the girl who stairs at you while your in the elevator. I'm the girl that gives you the compliments that make your day turn into your week turn into the happiest memories of your life. I'm that girl who laughs at you behind your back.
I'm your best friend; I'm that girl who was born a PornStar.
You're the girl who laughs when I tell a joke; You're the girl who smiles when I say your pretty; You're that girl who I said was skinny; You're the girl with that perfect ass (or no ass at all); You're that girl with perfect hair, perfect teeth and perfect smile; You're that girl that models are jealous of; You're that girl that makes me look perfect. You're that girl who took me to Prom; You're that girl who use to do my makeup; You're that boy I use to have hot/phone/sex/with/all/night. I'm that girl that wet dreams were made of; You're that living Barbie doll. You're the captain of the cheer leading team. You're that girl I wish I was' You're that girl who pukes up breakfast and asks me if she looks fat; And you're that girl I always lie to. Next please, I don't have time to watch Americas Next Top Model.
When you go to bed at night, and your boyfriends not beside you, picture me sleeping with him thanks. polygamy is hotter than stabbing your best friend in the back 72.5 times.
...cat woman, move over. I'm the walking cat-fight. purr. hiss, back slap this beyotch.
Your that late night XXX stripper who I steal my dance moves from, and yet every time I see you - I always smile. Hollow, yet perfect. I love you, or well, at least try to love you, yet it's so hard to love someone with no eyes, heart, soul, respect, and self esteem, with dollar-store lipstick smeared across their face. Next time, before you steal my fame, shoes and Chanel Purse, I'll remember to remind you to "wash your smeared lipstick" before you go on stage.
"Beauty is only skin deep, so it's okay to be vain."
I Live life through a MELODRAMATIC CABARET. My life is a circus. You are watching me unfold. I am the Ring Leader, and your eyes are all on me. I like to make my own universe come to life. I like to play. I've traveled near and far. I've lived in the city & I've lived in the country. I've come to learn under one conclusion that it doesn't matter where I live - I will always be the same person, and I will always think the same thoughts. My friends may change, and my peers may influence my decisions in life- but that's relative to the surroundings and the environment. I'm always moving forward, evolving like a chameleon to fit in.
Sometimes its fun to stick out, get looked at, and have some fun made at my own behalf- but it's so disgusting for me to look back and see ugly faces on ugly bodies wearing yesterdays' clothes. if you were Paris Hilton talking shit, I'd respect it, but your just a dog in sheep's clothes. you don't have a voice, and I'd rather put on my 700 $ DIOR sunglasses and disappear.
"I am the hottest Face on the Milk Carton - and I was never even missing."
I always come back, don't blink. When I'm on tour, life goes on pause - and when I return - it goes ten fold platinum. Starting out. Fitting in, wearing clothes, making them, or taking them of to make a few bucks... Slowly, working up the social- latter. Whose who, whats what, and whys why. I'm always in the know' and not the "never was or will be". I'M STILL ON TOP OF MY OWN GAME - Why? Did you want me to deal you in. Here's my numbe. Keep it, or pass it around - soon I'll be the number on the inside of everybody's bathroom stall 888-0222, don't forget to link my e-mail, and profile. Damn Bitch, I sure easy to remember. I'm a CatchPhrase, so Call me, say anything. slander me with hate, drama, gossip. I've heard it all before. My eyes are frozen, and my skin is dyed blue; you can laugh at me. Make fun of me, and talk about me; laugh at me so it gives us BOTH something to talk about. While I wait for the phone to ring, you're going to need something to talk about.
Our week is going great! Just got the studio back up and running and we've been booking shows like crazy for December and just starting to book for January! :]
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Welcome to Theory of Tides crosscurrents of altrock/hiphop/trance.Feedback, tell us your faves. Happy to have you in our Tidal Pool.THE TIDE IS IN…AND SO ARE THE REVIEWS “Mirana’s vocals further establish Theory of Tides as a truly special act, one that can use the widest possible swath of approaches to create the music heard here.” NEUFUTUR “Cool, hip and modern beats are fully loaded on this new album and I simply can’t get enough!” SKOPE “…it’s like alternative trance music, with brief smatterings of hip hop/latin beats. Arty, yes - but does it work? Actually, yes.” EMUSIC “Theory of Tides, and this album specifically, should be seen as a blueprint for how to properly incorporate disparate genres of music into one cogent sound.” NEUFUTUR “…Mirana simply sang her heart out while she meshed in perfectly with Rick’s production.” SKOPE “Karaoke is Theory of Tide’s first bona fide hit that rides a groove while Mirana’s vocals clue listeners into a wonderfully detailed narrative.” NEUFUTUR “Track’s like ‘Elated’ have an Ibiza-in-summer feel and a deep house beat underneath Mirana’s distinctive vocals. ‘Hour of Pain’ vocal fades and quiet bass additions are spot on.” EMUSIC “One aspect that I truly loved about his album was the use of sounds and beats.Production is spot on with Rick bringing his A-game. I heard everything form hip hop, pop/dance, technoish, trance like and tribal beats…” INTERVIEW:skopemag.com/ 2009/11/13/jimmy-rae-flows-along-with-mirana-comstock-of-theory-of-tides
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