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Drinking, thinking, stinking. But in need of hope more than soap. Best not to care or I might despair. The world can end, death's man's best friend.Posted 6 hours ago view more

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  • Paul Kelly

  • 45 / Male
  • St. Ives, Southwest, UK
  • Last Login: 12/2/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Wearing my bumblebee suit, drinking, eating, drinking, walking, drinking, reading, drinking, computer gaming, drinking, watching sport on TV, drinking, sleeping, drinking, hanging out with cuddly toys, drinking, falling over (no idea why but I seem to do a lot of it).

  • Music

    Runrig, Show of Hands, Martyn Joseph, Steve Knightley, Phil Beer, Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp, Tom Petty, Simon & Garfunkel, (old) Genesis, Rush, Arena, Pallas, Pendragon, Twelfth Night, Geoff Mann, Kate Bush, anything that annoys Mike Wyeaver!

  • Movies

    The Princess Bride, Blade Runner, Angels With Dirty Faces, Gettysburg, The Stand.

  • Television

    The Clangers, Bagpuss, Ivor The Engine. The Civil War, The West, The World At War, Mark Williams On The Rails and Industrial Revelations. QI.

  • Books

    Simon Schama's History of Britain. Just about all of Guy Gavriel Kay's books. Clive Cussler's Dirk Pitt novels when I am in need of a good ripping yarn!

  • Heroes

    Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, Chief Joseph, Trevor Corser, John Stevens, Watkin Morgan. People who find some purpose in life and do something creative or useful.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: St Ives
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: Love kids, but not for me
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: Insurance Broker/Chef

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About me:

I'm a fat, bald, ugly, bearded git. Although many people who know me are not so complementary. I was born some time in the past and continue to live in the present. (Under protest, though. I'd prefer to live in the past). I had three enjoyable years at university followed by thirteen years of tedious employment. In 2000 I made a succcessful bid for freedom and moved down to St. Ives in Cornwall. While there I promulgated a basic website which can still be found lurking on the interweb at www.spooky1.com. In 2005 I was recaptured and banished back to Stalag Luft Isle of Man, where I was incarcerated for four long years. I went out under the wire in May and am now back in civilisation.

Who I'd like to meet:

Friends down in the Sloop for a never-ending sesh.

Comments

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  • Jordan Jansen

    Nov 10 2009 4:05 AM

    Hey thanks for that, it even says at the end of video that I wrote it haha, its so strange how some peoples minds work, just cause I'm a kid they think I shouldn't win or my voice wont be there when it breaks lol.
  • JamesJames Craig

    Nov 8 2009 5:11 PM

    The pics of ST. Ives are very nice thanks for sharing. By the way I was an in engineering on the PATTERSON the MM stands for machinists mate. My rank was equal to a sergeant in the ARMY. I ran turbines and desalinization equipment mostly among a lot of other things.
  • u2ei45Eileen Mcmillan

    Oct 30 2009 4:08 PM

    sexy Pictures, Images and Photoshave a spooky birthday xx
  • u2ei45Eileen Mcmillan

    Oct 30 2009 4:08 PM

    sexy Pictures, Images and Photoshave a great weekend
  • Jordan Jansen

    Oct 26 2009 11:53 PM

    Well if I win I definitely wont be buying ice cream because I'm allergic!!! But it would definately help towards my music career and maybe a new professional CD or a trip to America!!
  • u2ei45Eileen Mcmillan

    Sep 28 2009 12:01 AM

  • Satyen Thaker

    Sep 14 2009 4:07 PM

    Thanks for accepting my add!

    Satyen
  • Nylon Sky

    Sep 14 2009 11:16 AM

    hey, thanks for accepting.
    How are you?
    Tommy
  • u2ei45Eileen Mcmillan

    Sep 11 2009 10:43 AM

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  • Flutatious

    Sep 8 2009 10:45 PM

    greetings paul and cheers for the add,respect and all the best to ya...
  • Jenna

    Sep 6 2009 9:05 PM

    Hi There, 
    We will be venturing down to cornwall on the tour, I just haven't had that gig confirmed yet so I'm waiting to put it in the gig list. I think we may be playing in Falmouth in February. I'll update it as soon as i know for sure. 
    I can't wait!!! I'm finishing off my album this week too so it should be with me on the tour too! Exciting!
    Hope to see you there!
    Best wishes 
    Jenna 

  • Luke Jackson

    Aug 28 2009 10:44 AM

    Heya
    thanx very much for acceptin the add and hope u like my music...:)
    have a great rest of the week...
    luke x
  • Caamora

    Jul 29 2009 8:09 AM

    Thanks for the request!

    Caamora