About me:

I'm a fat, bald, ugly, bearded git. Although many people who know me are not so complementary. I was born some time in the past and continue to live in the present. (Under protest, though. I'd prefer to live in the past). I had three enjoyable years at university followed by thirteen years of tedious employment. In 2000 I made a succcessful bid for freedom and moved down to St. Ives in Cornwall. While there I promulgated a basic website which can still be found lurking on the interweb at www.spooky1.com. In 2005 I was recaptured and banished back to Stalag Luft Isle of Man, where I was incarcerated for four long years. I went out under the wire in May and am now back in civilisation.