Ernie
Ernie Things should start to get interesting right about now.

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36 years old
St. Louis, Missouri
United States



Last Login: 11/30/2009
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    Ernie's Interests
GeneralPhotography, art, video games, hiking, biking, going to see good live music, reading, hanging out. Mold-a-rama machines. Snobby cheeses. Fireworks. Origami. Yo-yo tricks. Being snarky.
MusicBob Dylan, Beatles, Elvis Costello, Joe Jackson, Richard Thompson, Warren Zevon, Ramones, Muddy Waters, Little Walter, Howlin' Wolf, Randy Newman, X (the American one w/John Doe, not the Australian one without John Doe), White Stripes, Cramps, Steely Dan, Cars, Andrews Sisters, Blondie, Liz Phair, Aimee Mann, Leadbelly, Franz Ferdinand, Leonard Cohen before his voice got so deep, Tom Waits, Lyle Lovett, Michael Penn, Johnny Cash, Tom Petty, Robert Johnson, Richard Cheese, X-Ray Spex, Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, Esquivel, most cocktail jazz, any odd numbered Hank Williams, Devo, Public Enemy, William Shatner (I'm not kidding), Buddy Guy, and most good* blues, psychobilly, and punk.

*if you get your blues from almost any radio station, we likely have a different idea of what constitutes good
MoviesCitizen Kane, Miller's Crossing, Casablanca, Fight Club, Aliens, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Usual Suspects, Dragnet (a guilty pleasure), North By Northwest, 12 Angry Men, Some Like It Hot, The Black Pirate, The Adventures Of Robin Hood, Goodfellas, Broadway Danny Rose, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Paint Your Wagon, True Grit, The Shootist, Unforgiven, The Last Starfighter (even though it isn't very good), Sorry Wrong Number, The Greatest Show on Earth, Little Cæsar, Hatari!, My Favorite Brunette, The Paleface, The Great Dictator, Monsieur Verdoux, Casino, The World The Flesh and The Devil, and almost anything the Marx brothers ever did.
TelevisionTwin Peaks, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Strangers With Candy, Sports Night, Lost, Buffy, Angel, M*A*S*H, Roswell, Simpsons, the early seasons of the West Wing, Battlestar Galactica (the new one), American Dad, Pinky and the Brain, Animaniacs!, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (#1 in the hood, G), Thundarr the Barbarian, Gunsmoke, Dragnet (both Jack Webb versions, but more the one from the 60s wherein the whitest and unhippest man alive says "Heroin is the bomb." I am not making this up, people), Roseanne, How I Met Your Mother, Boston Legal, Mad About You, Cheers, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and Everybody Loves Hypnotoad (first 2 seasons only).
BooksAnything by Kurt Vonnegut. Most anything by Hemingway. I'm starting to like Sinclair Lewis a lot. Somerset Maugham gets too little credit. Anything Sherlock Holmes is good, assuming it's by Conan Doyle or one of the better pastiche authors. Terry Pratchett, Sue Grafton, and Donna Leon all write things that are a fun way to kill an hour or 5. 1984 and Brave New World changed me a lot, but so did everything I read in my late teens. I like Andrew Vachss a lot, which isn't to say that he's good. Jim Thompson will mess with your head, but you won't mind at all. And you should try to read Shakespeare because it makes people think you're smart, even if you're not (and it gets sort of enjoyable after a time).
HeroesLeonardo da Vinci, Alan Turing, Kurt Vonnegut, Jimmy Carter, Winston Churchill, Abe Lincoln, FDR, Bob Dylan, Thomas Merton, the Dalai Lama.

     Ernie's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Duluth, MN
Body type:6' 4" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Geek (not the chicken head eating kind)



Ernie went on photo odyssey with Wendy today and then went to Jay's for yam jam that is both yummy and yammy. Posted 5 hours ago
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   Ernie's Blurbs
About me:
I am not now, nor have I ever been a member of the Communist Party. I'm a vegetarian, but not the preachy kind. I'm a bit of a hedonist. I spent essentially my entire adult life in Duluth, MN, followed by a few years in St Louis, MO, and what felt like about 75 years in the Bay Area, but now am back in St. Louis where I belong. I play with databases. I travel a lot. I take more pictures than any 3 people you know. I spend a frighteningly large amount of my time reading or in art museums, and I can name all 7 dwarves.

I like to accost random people and make them get their picture taken with my Justin Timberlake bobblehead (read about it here). A fitting hobby for a former phone psychic (they're all frauds, kids)

I'm an horrid grammar snob, and delight in dropping British idiom and Bob Dylan references into my day to day conversation just to see who notices.

I blog a lot - you can see some of my better blogging here and here. Meantime, here's some general info in a quiz from August 2006:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Ernie
Birthday:6/26/73
Birthplace:Two Harbors, MN
Current Location:St Louis, MO
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Blond/brown
Height:193 cm
Right Handed or Left Handed:right
Your Heritage:½ Italian/½ everything else
The Shoes You Wore Today:$10 flip flops
Your Weakness:kryptonite used books
Your Fears:Dying alone.
Also Trix
Your Perfect Pizza:Spicy mock duck, pineapple, garlic, banana peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Get a Victrola and some Al Bowlly 78s
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:"Yeh" because I guess I don't want to type 4 whole letters
Thoughts First Waking Up:Sweet christ - is it morning already
Your Best Physical Feature:I'd say eyebrows, my ex insisted it was my eyes - let's say the region between my nose and forehead
Your Bedtime:2-3 am
Your Most Missed Memory:Helping my Gram w/wordfinds
Pepsi or Coke:Coke - in fact, for all "Pepsi or x" questions, it'll always be x where x is anything less disgusting than a glass of warm ferret spit. Depending on the ferret. Not that Coke isn't great.
McDonalds or Burger King:BK - they have a veggie burger and better toys
Single or Group Dates:Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:I have no preference - I usually make my own
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla Ice Cream, Chocolate everything else
Cappuccino or Coffee:neither
Do you Smoke:no
Do you Swear:like a drunken sailor er-lie in the morning
Do you Sing:I wouldn't grace the noises I make with that term, no
Do you Shower Daily:usually
Have you Been in Love:yes
Do you want to go to College:not really
Do you want to get Married:not really
Do you belive in yourself:in everything except matters of the heart
Do you get Motion Sickness:only on amusement park rides
Do you think you are Attractive:more so than Joseph Merrick was, anyhow
Are you a Health Freak:somewhat, but I love chocolate and cheese (the Ween album and the actual foods)
Do you get along with your Parents:Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:More than just about anything
Do you play an Instrument:I can sound ok on the harmonica. But so can you. Or your dog. Or your ceiling fan.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:no
In the past month have you Smoked:no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:maybe - it depends on how you define date, I guess
&..39;In the past month have you gone to a Mall:'no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Dear g-d no. Oreos aren't good. I know you disagree - you're wrong
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:yes
In the past month have you been on Stage:no
In the past month have you been Dumped:no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:just your mom's heart
Ever been Drunk:yes
Ever been called a Tease:yes
Ever been Beaten up:once when I was 9
Ever Shoplifted:yes
Favorite Grain:Barley
How do you want to Die:peacefully in my bed 80 or 90 years from now
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:content
What country would you most like to Visit:I've been most places I'd like to visit. Maybe Russia, otherwise Italy or France again.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Green
Favourite Hair Color:Red
Short or Long Hair:either
Height:shorter than me is all I care about
Weight:slender to a few extra pounds
Best Clothing Style:anything distinctive
Number of Drugs I have taken:zero

Number of CDs I own:2 or 3 hundred
Number of Piercings:0
Number of Tattoos:0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:let's say 6

CREATE YOUR OWN!
Who I'd like to meet:
People who are amusing. People who will give me free pizza, chocolate, or imported cheese. French-speaking University librarians. Art geeks. Insomniacs. Chinese acrobats. Jugglers of any nationality. Photographers. Genuine people. People who appreciate irony. People who own monkeys (or even just one monkey). Luxumbourgers. I don't know - if you think you'd like me & my company, I'd probably like to meet you. Drop us a line. I'm all about having more friends, but if you send me a friend request, please send an email introducing yourself and explaining why you'd like to be my friend. I ignore all friend requests that arrive unaccompanied. Also, I almost certainly don't care about your band, money making opportunity, or web cam. Thanks. Oh, and I'm revising my top friends, because a lot of these people are gone now. Please bear with us during our renovations or whatever. ..


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Ernie's Friends Comments
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miss michelle

miss michelle



Nov 26 2009 3:26 AM

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journey

journey



Nov 26 2009 2:46 AM

Happy Vegetarian Thanksgiving, Ernie!
Kathy

Kathy O'Kelly



Nov 24 2009 8:38 AM

Thanksgiving Pictures, Images and Photos
Wendy

Wendy



Nov 16 2009 10:33 PM

you have NO idea how happy it makes me when i get one good shot to your 50  :P
Adelaide's M♥mmy

Dawn Corwin



Nov 12 2009 12:06 AM

Jumping jacks....and that whole scheduled induction thing. haha.
Melancholy Fae

Melancholy Fae



Nov 4 2009 12:37 AM

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Vexata

Vexata Quaestio



Nov 1 2009 12:44 AM

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ernie

ernie massey



Oct 21 2009 8:56 PM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Margaret

Margaret



Oct 13 2009 2:43 PM

I see you changed your pic...not sure there is a couture phrase for what you are wearing..sans the tiara but it is haute....
Shannon

Shannon



Oct 1 2009 5:55 AM

GAH!!! Did you come to town and I missed you?? I hope not! Thanks for the bday wishes, no matter how late I am sending this, I appreciated it nonetheless:) Hope you're well!!
manana

manana



Sep 30 2009 10:46 AM

yes, dear ernie, it is true - alcohol and i are through. the split is painful, i can't lie, but this time i am medically supervised!

thanks for the "your mom" joke. that means way more than "one day at a time" and all the other niceties people have been handing me...

that's why you're my favoritest!
Abu Cihan

Abu Cihan



Sep 23 2009 11:35 AM

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Ernie, thank you for your message . . . sadly, I cannot honour you with a reply (and yes, I am an Anglophile). If you had a new MySpace e-mail address, I could send you replies via another e-mail address.

I have gotten rather addicted to finding out about current events by means of blogging about them, so that I set up a Wordpress blogpage for the time being (until either I am in a different location or the ban is lifted).

Cenorship is really terrible, apparently via changing one’s DNS settings this could be circumvented . . .do you have insight pertaining to this???

The project is still “in the making”, and now is a halfweek working week after a four-day holiday (the end of the Fast) . . . in other words, next week. Those words sound so familiar by now that I am at a loss to what they actually mean.

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Anticrombie And Bitch

Anticrombie And Bitch



Sep 22 2009 4:29 PM

Damn, Wish you told me that last nite!
Vexata

Vexata Quaestio



Sep 22 2009 12:26 AM

thanks for the add Pictures, Images and Photos
Abu Cihan

Abu Cihan



Sep 21 2009 10:24 AM

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Using a proxy server actually means that all you can do is visit the site, but cannot interact – no messages, no blogs, only comments can be posted, but fortunately I can still receive messages and if you have a new MySpace e-mail address, I can send you a reply . . .
Abu Cihan

Abu Cihan



Sep 19 2009 6:49 PM

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On 19 September 2009, Myspace was benned in Turkey, and now I need to use a proxy, which is no fun . . .
Ostara Moon )O(

Ostara Moon )O(



Sep 14 2009 1:53 AM

Et tu, Ernie... Et tu.
Ostara Moon )O(

Ostara Moon )O(



Sep 6 2009 3:14 PM

I'm super, thanks for asking... Not really, but I thought it would be fun to say given your lovely status message.   
Pamela

Pamela



Aug 30 2009 2:47 AM

To Ernie, Ria and happy endings.

Margaret

Margaret



Aug 22 2009 8:00 PM

Got Squirrels ?

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Down Neck Born and Raised

Down Neck Born and Raised



Aug 19 2009 1:52 AM

I was hoping you'd remember their names! 
Christie

Christie



Aug 18 2009 11:33 PM

The Shatner vid was too much!! My god, how did he do it without laughing??
When he says "Why is baby crying?" ....that did me in....

Thanks so much for the heads up.....you made me snort :)

*still laughing*
Christine C.

Christine C.



Aug 14 2009 12:48 PM

Check out new "tagged" photos.  EVIDENCE! 
Shannon

Shannon



Aug 12 2009 4:52 PM

Hiya!!! It's been too long, homey!!
Margaret

Margaret



Aug 10 2009 12:31 AM

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