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Vince Averill
"Frankenstein stitched up"

Male
32 years old
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 5/15/2008
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   Vince Averill's Comedian Bio
BioThe closest to closeness which one may have in being toward death as a possibility, is as far from possible as anything actual.
Websitevinceaverill.com
InfluencesMarried To The Sea
marriedtothesea.com

    Vince Averill's Interests
GeneralDetroit Tigers, ROH, Dixieland Flea Market, Hot Food like you'd find at a Banquet, Ron's Poster Palace, Greenwood Cemetary, Kayfabe, Darrell Evans (the Tiger Years)
MusicLungfish, Pharaoh Overlord, Rites of Spring, Sleep, Negative Approach, Minor Threat, Rogue Wave, Belle & Sebastian, Misfits, NAS, Youth of Today, Smiths, Uniform Choice, Led Zeppelin, Red House Painters, Verve, Band of Horses, Jawbox, Embrace, Vashti Bunyan, Dag Nasty, Jim Roll, Shins, Stone Roses, Sun Kil Moon, Tom Petty, Hands Tied, Walking Concert, Monkees, Triple Threat, Beatles, Midlake,Sleeping Body, Head First, Cro-Mags, Saturday Looks Good To Me, Nas, Chain, Sleeping Body, Max Romeo, Wu-Tang, Zombies, Beach Boys, Insted, Rorschach, Springsteen, Public Enemy, Oasis, Crossed Out, the Who, Psychic Paramount....
MoviesNew World, Windy City heat, The Last Detail, Missouri Breaks, Back to the Future, The Jerk, You Can Count On Me, Office Space, LOTR, Where Eagles Dare, Adaptation, Comedian, Fletch, Little Faus and Big Hawlsey, First Blood (ruled my childhood)
TelevisionTom & Jerry, Geraldo at large, Wonder Showzen, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Reno 911, Crank Yankers, History, Discovery, Conan, TWIB, Thriller Double Feature, Deputy Dawg, Geraldo at Large, Dog-The bounty Hunter, Deadliest Catch
BooksProfessor and the Madman, I Heard you Paint Houses, Roughing it, Hells Angels, Gasping for Airtime, Live From New York, Germs-Guns & Steel, Dance of Days, Beowulf, Creation, Dumas, Manhunt
HeroesCurrently reviewing the applications
Groups: NYC Underground Comedy FestPoll Group

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     Vince Averill's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Milford, MI
Body type:6' 3" / Average
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Comic

   Vince Averill's Schools
Michigan State University
East Lansing,Michigan
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Parks, Recreation and Tourism
 

2000 to 2002
Eastern Michigan University
Ypsilanti,Michigan
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Geography
Minor: Tourism
 

1994 to 1998


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Vince Averill's Friends Comments
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Martin Butler





May 9 2008 3:31 PM

I promise, no more drunken text messages about my lifelong crush on John Brannon.

Your fault for giving me your new number.

Keep up the good.
Aaron!!!!





May 2 2008 12:41 PM

OK only negative thing I have to say about my NYC trip: I can't find a Diet Mtn. Dew or Mtn. Dew any where in the city. Other than it has been really really fun. Really fun. Fun hanging out last night.
Go Tigers, Wings, Pistons!!
cassidy henehan


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May 1 2008 1:04 PM

mr. averill, i would like to be the man. any pointers?
Lisa





Apr 17 2008 3:46 PM

'bout flippin' time those boys won a game or two....

wish you were here to catch a game in person, little bro.
cassidy henehan


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Apr 8 2008 10:14 AM

i will roll you up and smoke you.
burnout
Spokesman of the Ghost





Mar 15 2008 7:34 AM

you can't put that up there!
lips.
Mike Stanley





Mar 13 2008 12:04 PM

Hey VA Congrats ,man.
Slayem'
Wendy Ho





Mar 11 2008 7:42 AM

Is you ain't on my TV yet??? Johnny told me the good news, boo!!! CONGRATS on Gotham! I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!! Now its time to parade some bitches in frontcho ass!
Dave Landau





Mar 11 2008 7:30 AM

Congrats on Gotham!
Addison





Mar 8 2008 9:25 AM

Don't be afraid to rock the water one capful at a time tonight!
Mike Burns





Feb 15 2008 2:23 PM

Tree-yim.
Frank Roche





Feb 14 2008 11:34 AM

Rock the fuck on, Vince Averill
jenny


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Feb 2 2008 11:50 AM

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Jamie Lee





Jan 23 2008 2:35 PM

Total Rod Gobbler.
Jamie Lee





Jan 22 2008 2:39 PM

Don't be blah. You're too "ha" to be blah.
Eric Andre





Jan 17 2008 9:09 PM

Aaron!!!!





Jan 17 2008 3:44 PM

The Tigers resigned my favorite player Marcus Thames for the year.

You have a gig at Ohio State? Just tell the audience your from Michigan they'll love you. Plus, they refer to themselves as Thee Ohio State University, not Ohio State University you might be insulting them. Chances are a couch will be burned while you're there. Wear a sweater vest, they're fashionable there.
Brent James Sullivan





Jan 17 2008 11:56 AM

i miss those comments of yours SO much.

theyre always welcomed on my wall.
cassidy henehan


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Jan 14 2008 8:55 PM

Greg





Jan 13 2008 11:11 AM

trainwreck.
Brad Steuernagel





Jan 10 2008 2:50 PM

Jamie Lee





Jan 10 2008 12:00 PM

You feel knighted? You look it.
Tez





Jan 8 2008 4:28 PM

Do you see what is coming out of John's head?!?

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Addison





Jan 7 2008 7:13 PM


WOOOOOOOOOO!
Aaron!!!!





Jan 6 2008 4:21 PM

..

Dude Bobby Knight is nuts.
Greg





Jan 5 2008 7:21 PM

hodnyposter
Jamie Lee





Jan 3 2008 8:52 PM

I'm here to say hey.

My alter ego could ambush you with porn links galore, but the real me is just sayin' hey.
Bill Bushart





Jan 3 2008 9:29 AM

Happy New Year.

Hope it's a good one.
Helena





Dec 31 2007 11:51 AM


MySpace Comments
Brad Steuernagel





Dec 18 2007 11:50 AM

Thanksgiving in Harlem

Fe Smoothly





Dec 12 2007 7:31 PM

hey! surprise to see you! hah

i had a lot of fun the other night! ill let you know when im back up there so we can get breakfast like i keep trying to plan!

too bad they shut down that 255? restaurant!
Esther Ku





Dec 10 2007 10:25 AM

Your guys's show was the coolest show i've ever done! thanks,ku
Lisa





Dec 9 2007 9:13 AM

Job well done last night, Vince!

Safe trip home...see you again in a couple of weeks.
Steph





Dec 5 2007 10:28 AM

way to not show up last thursday.
Greg Johnson





Dec 4 2007 4:42 PM

"Dontrelle! Pack your bags! We traded you to Detroit!"



"Yesssss!"

Detroit city just got more dangerous!
Wendy Ho





Nov 28 2007 1:59 PM

is you ain't done yet?? thanks for the bat n' chat last night;-)
Pat O Shea





Nov 25 2007 8:49 AM

"Terry Crowley's lucky he's in fuckin baseball, he was released by the Cincinatti Reds, he was released by the Godamn Atlanta Braves, we found that Terry Crowley could sit on his ass for 8 innings and enjoy the game, just like any other fan, and have the ABILITY to break one open in the fuckin' 9th, so if this cocksucker would mind his own business, and let me manage the team, we'd be a lot better off!" The Earl of Weaver, 1979
Beata





Nov 21 2007 2:49 PM

you= my new best friend.
Peter





Nov 16 2007 9:50 AM

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Heard You Got Game, son. When are we ballin'?
Martin Butler





Nov 11 2007 12:01 PM

You know that I live right around the corner from the Dixieland Flea Market? The one in Pontiac across Telegraph from Trini & Carmen's? I just bought a wonderfully tasteful Chris Benoit t-shirt there. En espanol.
Steph