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TOO MANY CANDY COATED RAPPERS THAT NEED TO BE SLAPPED WITH THE MIC. SPENDING TIME TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT THEY DON'T HAVE, WHILE NEVER SPEAKING KNOWLEDGE TO THE PEOPLE.

KING JAFEE OF ZAMUNDA DECIDED ONE DAY THAT HE HAD ENOUGH. HE TRIED UNSUCCESFULLY TO INFORM PEOPLE OF THE FACT THAT MUSIC IS SUPPOSED TO LAST FOREVER, AND THE THINGS THAT THEY WERE PUTTING OUT WAS OF NO SUBSTANCE AND WOULD QUICKLY FADE AWAY.

HE SOON REALIZED THAT THE PROBLEM WAS GREATER THAN HE COULD HAVE IMAGINED. IT STRETCHED TO THE HIGHEST PEAKS OF MUSIC INDUSTRY MOUNTAIN - ALL THE WAY TO CHEZ WHITEY INC.

SO FROM THAT DAY ON, HE SET FORTH WITH A NEW MISSION. TO CLEAR THE CRUST FROM OUT OF THE EYES OF THE MASSES WHO WITHOUT KNOWING IT, WERE SUPPORTING A CORPORATE MONSTER THAT KNEW ONLY ONE THING - TO DESTROY THE SOUND OF MUSIC AS WE ONCE KNEW IT.

SO HE ENLISTED THE HELP OF MARA THE EVIL ONE, TO HELP HIM ON HIS JOURNEY. ALONG THE WAY THEY MADE A BRIEF SABBATICAL TO VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA.

AT A LOCAL SMOKESHOP, THEY MET A MAN NAMED LEROY BROWN. UPON DISCUSSING THEIR LOVE OF HIP-HOP OVER A MEAL OF CANNIBUS, THE MEN BONDED AND DECIDED TO FORM A MOVEMENT - VIOLENT BUDHIST.

SINCE THEY KNEW THE ONLY WAY TO CHANGE THE WAY THINGS WERE A WAR AGAINST THE MAJOR LABELS MUST BE WAGED, HENCE "VIOLENT".

NONE OF THE MEN WERE PRACTICING BUDDHISTS, BUT SINCE THEY ALL HAD ALL MET OVER A DISCUSSION OF HIP-HOP HISTORY WITH A SIDE OF GANJA, BUDHIST WAS ONLY FITTING.

THE REST OF THEIR STORY IS YET UNTOLD AS THE BOOK IS STILL BEING WRITTEN...........