Shane Poole
Shane Poole
Shane Poole Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and i piss excellence.

Male
26 years old
CHARLESTON, South Carolina
United States



Last Login: 12/25/2009
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    Shane Poole's Interests
GeneralWell, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
MusicYou see how everything you can ever accomplish will end up as trash...and I'm lost inside
MoviesWhere is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. Goddamn Brenda exploding like a water balloon, worms driving my friends around like they're goddamn skin-cars, people are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's no fucking goddamn Mr. Pibb?
TelevisionYeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?
BooksI like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? title or description
Heroes"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not." title or description

     Shane Poole's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago, Illinois
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Murders and Executions
Income:$60,000 to $75,000

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Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good
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About me:
I like staying at home, I like sleeping into the afternoon, I like eating as much junk food as i can, I like using my keyboard as an outlet of negative energy... I'm always too weird for peoples taste, I'm always too "out there" for many people, Im always crazy, Im always too energetic, I'm always too dull and non-talkative, I'm always thoughtless, and I'm always full of too many thoughts for my own good. .. I enjoy talking to people who look at things from a different perspective than most people, those who use their heads for more than a hat rack, people who have something significant to contribute to life, those who have lived and survived hell, and who are not afraid to go back through the flames with me when I need them. Those who seek to live beyond the everyday accepted herd, who aren’t afraid of themselves; those who have a sense of humor, can tell a good joke, and enjoy hearing the same, even if at times, the joke is on them. Those who believe that loyalty, trust and honesty are qualities that endure through the good times and the bad times. Those who do not run away from the problems life throws at you, who do not hesitate to jump in, feet first, headlong.
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Chubb

Chubb



Dec 3 2009 10:56 PM

remember when u used to start ur mustang and it wnet vrooooooom!! hows the prius work iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim gay?
Chubb

Chubb



Dec 1 2009 9:25 PM

I dont think ol james t kirk would approve of u trading in a fuckin mustang for a god damn prius ur such a fag! I herd elton john is the spokesman for that pimp ride. did u know most of there sales go to tree huggers and flamming homos just a lil fyi for ya. o yeah the irish fuckin blow dick just like people who drive the prius wow next think u kno ull b growin ur hair out and cuttin yourself for fun!
lauren

lauren



Nov 19 2009 1:24 AM

thanks for the bday shout!!!! I officially have 6 mths left on station :)
X2Dope

X2Dope



Aug 5 2009 12:13 AM

stop reading my twitter!
D to the O

D to the O



Jul 30 2009 6:53 AM

Great song on your page dude! AiC rules!!!
X2Dope

X2Dope



Jul 27 2009 6:02 PM

o yeah lance also won 7 straight with one ball bitch!
Scott

Scott Reu



Jul 26 2009 6:56 PM

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Jenn

Jenn



Jul 24 2009 1:45 AM

Funny video, you are such a nerd! ;)
Mazz

Terry Mazzeo



Jul 21 2009 5:46 PM

fucking faggot... when you comming back...theres nothing but fucking vagina to drink with here
ACES

ACES



Jul 21 2009 1:44 AM

YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE. LOOKS AWESOME
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D to the O

D to the O



Jul 18 2009 8:27 PM

Remember this?

X2Dope

X2Dope



Jul 15 2009 4:30 PM

you sir are correct! THE MIST IT IS
Jenn

Jenn



Jun 30 2009 2:05 AM

ACES

ACES



Jun 29 2009 5:30 PM

The funniest thing I have seen in a while!!

♥mayra♥vee♥

♥mayra♥vee♥



Jun 27 2009 4:19 AM

oh well good thing you decided to show your entire name... i guess its hard to figure out if you only read your display name.
Jenn

Jenn



Jun 24 2009 3:21 PM

Jenn

Jenn



Jun 23 2009 10:39 PM

title or description
Chubb

Chubb



Jun 14 2009 8:56 PM

lmao fuck u captain kirk ill fuck u in the ass like mr spock spreadin ur ass cheaks like moses spread the sea!!
X2Dope

X2Dope



Jun 14 2009 7:45 PM

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*~Nicki~*

*~Nicki~*



Jun 14 2009 6:43 PM

OMG! That pic was so nasty!! oh, and ps- you can call me Baskin Robbins cause I keep 31 flavors! LMFAO!!! love you!! Hahahhahaha
♥mayra♥vee♥

♥mayra♥vee♥



Jun 14 2009 1:11 AM

that was so fuckin gross dude. not cool....  :)
Blaine

blaine douglas



Jun 14 2009 12:52 AM

That pic you tried to put up was funny as hell, but I just couldnt bring myself to leave it displayed. Was that your father?
Todd

Todd Elkins



Jun 13 2009 10:34 PM

woh that kind of looks like me too! cool
Jenn

Jenn



Jun 11 2009 2:03 AM

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