About me:
Read my laws of magic! The truth does not need you to exist. Get me on the shelves of corporate scumbag bookstores! DON'T LET ME IN! I am an online dating fugitive; blue ball me. I need to get a dog for when I walk my cell phone. Never trust a weirdo. My other profile has the internet. I woke up too late to save the world. Start a religion today. Ghosts are only frightening when we perpetuate the illusion that the other can be embodied by a single identity or entity. You can't grow muscle around your eyes. My ego is your entertainment. Read about how I cut my pirate teeth and other news/fiction (same thing these days) in my blogs.
