ViRtUal SAtYr
Richard Allen
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28 years old
LOGANSPORT, Indiana
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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    ViRtUal SAtYr's Interests
GeneralThe Joker Writing. Reading. Playing Video Games. Movies. Comics. Star Wars. Poker. Collecting. Discordianism. World of Warcraft. Sticking it to the man.
MusicCrowded House. Rolling Stones. The Beatles. REM. AC/DC. Weird Al. 80's. Classical. Led Zeppelin. Pink Floyd. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Aqua. Celine Dion. (yes, Celine Dion) Chris Isaac. Blue Oyster Cult. mc chris. Black Eyed Peas. Bob Dylan. Gwen Stephani. Leigh Nash. Foreigner. Phil Collins. Talking Heads. The Wallflowers. They Might Be Giants. Moxy Früvous. XTC.
MoviesThe Dark Knight. Star Wars. The Usual Suspects. The Shawshank Redemption. Magnolia. Se7en. Fight Club. Clerks. Waiting... This Is Spinal Tap. A Clockwork Orange. Closer. 12 Angry Men. Sideways. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. Disorganized Crime. The Big Lebowski. Ghostbusters. Monty Python Movies. Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane. Heat. Boogie Nights. The Aristocrats. Back To The Future Trilogy. Batman Begins. Superman. Spider-Man 1 and 2. X-Men 1 and 2. Casino. The Big Kahuna. American Beauty. Conspiracy. Any David Lynch Movie. Memento. Sin City. Leon: The Professional. The Departed. The Prestige. Casino Royale. Children of Men. The Peanut Butter Solution. Talladega Nights. Zodiac. Hard Candy. The Mist. Juno. No Country For Old Men. There Will Be Blood.
TelevisionLost. American Gothic. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Boston Legal. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Family Guy. Arrested Development. Corner Gas. Cowboy Bebop. The Boondocks. 24. Penn and Teller's Bullshit. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Angel. The Practice. The Law and Order Series. South Park. The Twilight Zone. MST3K. Mythbusters. Seinfeld. The Colbert Report. The Daily Show. House MD. X-Files. Heroes. Scrubs. Futurerama. Carnivale. Dead Like Me. Rescue Me. Damages. Hell's Kitchen. American Idol.
BooksAny Stephen King Book. Any Michael Crichton Book. The Harry Potter Series. Watchmen. Calvin and Hobbes. Principia Discordia.
HeroesThe Joker. James Randi. House MD. Penn and Teller. George Carlin. Stephen King. Stephen Colbert. Jack Bauer. Andy Kaufman. Ted Bell. Bruce Campbell. Spider-Man.
Groups: Writing and poetry exposed to agents and publishers (for serious writers and poets)Atheist and Agnostic Group, III[adult swim]Phil Hendrie FansStephen Colbert is a sex godStephen Colbert's Sexy Man Club For MenStephen Colberts PAABAJUSTICE LEAGUE OF SUPER BLOGGERS

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     ViRtUal SAtYr's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Logansport
Body type:6' 3"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:High school
Occupation:Joker

   ViRtUal SAtYr's Schools
Pioneer Jr-Sr High School
Royal Center, IN
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1992 to 1999

   ViRtUal SAtYr's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Screenwriter
I am a writer of mature comedy cartoons.
Television - Talent - Voiceover




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   ViRtUal SAtYr's Blurbs
About me:
If, for whatever reason, you wish to send me a friend invite, the last name is Allen. In my blog, you'll find the tales of Gweg and Satyr. Satyr is addicted to money, sex, and downright insanity, and Gweg finds himself caught up in Satyr's schemes. It is my goal in life to get this made into a cartoon series. I'm willing to give myself sexually to anyone who could make that happen.


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Who I'd like to meet:
The Joker. Natalie Portman. Penn and Teller. James Randi. Stephen King. Paul Giamatti. Gary Cole. Gary Oldman. Alfred Molina. Philip Seymour Hoffman. George Lucas. Stephen Colbert. Ignignokt and Err. Bruce Campbell. Phil Hendrie. And Now for some fun stuff! Clicky Clicky!
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You two are so much alike, maybe you can tell us who this guy is. It's been decades since anyone heard anything from him. It's not really you is it?

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Dr. Doom
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Magneto
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Venom
48%
Apocalypse
47%
Two-Face
47%
Lex Luthor
46%
Catwoman
45%
Kingpin
45%
Mr. Freeze
44%
Juggernaut
43%
Riddler
43%
Green Goblin
43%
Dark Phoenix
42%
Poison Ivy
31%
Mystique
23%
The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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ViRtUal SAtYr's Friends Comments
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ULTRAVIOLET OCEAN





Jul 4 2009 9:01 PM

Hmmm .. that's well put.
ULTRAVIOLET OCEAN





Jul 4 2009 6:24 PM

Ohhhh DO tell! :)

5 years that's crazy. Where does the time go? Jeez ...
ULTRAVIOLET OCEAN





Jun 7 2009 4:35 AM

Same. Do any writing lately?
ULTRAVIOLET OCEAN





Jun 5 2009 5:32 PM

Hey. Just stopping by to see how you're doing. It's been a little while!
Greg





Apr 26 2009 4:17 AM

Well I think I am going to get ready for bed. Have a good one.
Greg





Apr 26 2009 4:13 AM

I got plenty of them if you ever want to borrow one.
Greg





Apr 26 2009 4:06 AM

Yeah I bet thats true. Instead of having to deal with the bitchy customers, you can just point them to the manager.


Its hot in here, but i'm too cheap to turn on my air yet. I just have my window and sliding door open. I wish it would hurry up and rain, so it might cool down.


Best Buy has a big $10 game sale tomorrow. I'm going to have to check that out in the morning. Even though I already have a bunch I haven't played yet.
lol
Greg





Apr 26 2009 3:56 AM

Yeah thats gotta suck. Hopefully they will get better. I enjoy my days off, but I kind of want things to pick up again. I miss those 6 - 7 day weeks. Hell just last year we were mandatory 7's.
So are you a manager at BK?
Greg





Apr 26 2009 3:45 AM

Didn't your dad work at Wabash? They are not doing too good atm. My place is taking voluntary layoffs, but I didn't sign up. You know what they always say about things when they sound too good to be true.
Greg





Apr 26 2009 3:37 AM

Yup. Its a boy too, I believe. Next time you have a Friday or Saturday night off, let me know. I go get you and we could go visit him. Him and Andy aren't really talking so you don't have to worry about him showing up.
You still at your parents?
Greg





Apr 26 2009 3:30 AM

I made it out to Lukes these past 2 weekends. I guess he is going to be a dad sometime around August-September.
You still working at BK and Arbys?
Greg





Apr 26 2009 3:17 AM

I'm good. Just been kind of sitting around today watching the NFL Draft and trying to figure out my new phone (Blackberry Storm). I will check out facebook sometime.
How you been doing?
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Apr 26 2009 12:00 AM

Hey look, myspace.


And holyfucking shit, it's fucking Gweg down there...
Greg





Apr 17 2009 7:54 PM

Yes him and Emily got married.

I heard WOW can be pretty addictive. I never got into it though.
Greg





Apr 17 2009 7:27 PM

Doing alright. Not really doing a whole lot outside of working. We should get together sometime and play some games.

I just added a picture of my family from christmas of last year. Jason is married and living in Akron, Ohio now.
Greg





Apr 17 2009 7:11 PM

So how is my Gweg character doing?

I was bored so I decided to finally sign up for a myspace.
How have you been doing?
ULTRAVIOLET OCEAN





Mar 31 2009 4:16 AM

Glad to hear it :)
ULTRAVIOLET OCEAN





Mar 31 2009 4:14 AM

Yeah I have to agree. I'm lovin' the whole Lost 70's theme, it's cool! It's happy go-lucky.

Nothing really new here. Just thought i'd see how you're doing.
I see your writing again, fabulous! :D
ULTRAVIOLET OCEAN





Mar 31 2009 3:37 AM

Hey Stranger, how's it going? :)
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Mar 24 2009 8:22 PM

No he is the riddler! Not even his real name I bet! It will all be revealed in the next movie! He is really a phyco masked villain!

Might be spelling errors on this one!
JeNewBee





Mar 24 2009 9:08 AM

Also he found out who Batman was buy going over finances of Wayne Enterprises! He is good with Puzzles!
JeNewBee





Mar 24 2009 9:06 AM

No he was underestimated and let off easy for such a gutsy act! Also look at his name forget what it is now! But when you say it out loud is sounds like Mysterious.
JeNewBee





Mar 24 2009 8:52 AM

The guy that tried to black mail him in the dark knight is suppose to be the riddler!
JeNewBee





Mar 24 2009 8:27 AM

He will have to quite reserved and cunning! Also have the ability to mind fuck batman! So really tricky riddles! Ones we can pretend we figured it out in the theater even though we already saw the movie but your friend doesn't know that!
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