Everyone asks who I am.
And I would love to tell you all. But see, there's this thing I have called a JOB and it would put my paycheck in a compromise if I revealed exactly who I am. So let's just say I'm under 35 and a life-long Visalian, I believe that's all you really need to know.
This is the official visalia*snark MySpace page. The real blog is here, but I'm using this to do bulletins and blog snippets to all you people who are too damn lazy to look outside of MySpace for anything interesting.
If you're really truly the laziest of lazy, then subscribe by email and you won't have to constantly log in to MySpace just to see if I have updated my blog or bulletin or status or... oh wait, you do that anyway. Well, screw you smartypants.
Anyway, I aim to keep this the go-to blog for all sorts of commentary and issues and events going on in Visalia, served up with freshly-cooked snark and sarcasm. Keep tabs on this website for continuous updates, subscribe by email or contact me at visaliasnark at yahoo daught calm if you would like to be a contributor.
(And please, please, be a contributor. There's just too much opportunities for sarcasm this town offers up that one little soul can hold.)
Don't miss our CD release Block Party June 20th, we're releasing our album "The American Rock Violinist", you DO NOT wanna miss this show! gates open at 6, music at 7.
Check out our music video "Purple Haze" we shot it on top of Irene's Cafe in the Tower District
Where: ALL PRO PIZZA 1104 N. BENMADDOX WAY VISALIA 93292
Description: ALL AGES SHOW $5 COVER @ DOOR QUESTIONS??? CONTACT LOWCRAWL ON MYSPACE.COM/LOWCRAWL OR PRO PIZZA @ 559-738-8282 OR myspace.com/allpropizza
We are starting up a graphic novel book club on February 26th that will run for 6 weeks. We will cover ten different books in this time and celebrate the last meeting with a great dinner. We will be meeting on thursday nights from 7-8pm. If you are interested in joining or have any questions please e-mail me at lisa.monteiro@sjvls.org. So if you enjoy manga, super hero, or non-fiction graphic novels or are just interested in learning what this format is all about please come! Best of all everythign is free, hope to see you there! -Lisa
Sorry for the non existant myspace page. i lost the password and now have decided to continue to throw my visalia myspace back into the myspace whore world. :) thanks for the comment left a really long time ago :)
We're coming to The Cellar Door Oct. 25th!!! our last show there made front page on the visalia-times delta(see below), we're excited to be back and I hope you can join us! - Patrick Contreras
CLUBFLYS/ JAYEMPRODUCTIONS/ FRESNO FAMOUS PRESENT... "I never got my 'Quinceanera'...so every October I'm having a QUINCEANER-O!!!" & Everyone is invited!!! HAHA!
When you get a minute please check out my new song "GET DOWN!" *Click on banner to visit my OFFICIAL MUSIC PAGE*
B95 will also be in the house...so this is an event you WON'T want to miss!!! Thank you to EVERYBODY for all the continuous support!!!! This one's gonna be LOCO...get your Driver's NOW!!! I'll see you there!!!
We did a photo shoot with our friends from ANTI LABS last week and have posted the pics on our page and updated our profile! Check out the upcoming gigs and try to make it to one of our shows..
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