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I HAD A COUPLE OF THINGS TO DO SO I SWITCHED MY PC ON

I TOOK A LOT TO LOAD MY WINDOWS XP

IT WAS SO SLOW THAT ME GRANDPA COULD BEAT IT IN A SPRINT

THEN I REALIZED THAT I NEEDED A NEW OPERATING SYSTEM

YEAH I REALIZED THAT I NEEDED TO GET INTO WINDOWS VISTA

I SPENT A LOT TO GET IT, BUT IT'S WORTH IT

I INSTALLED IT WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE SO YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

THE MP3s IN MY EXTERNAL DRIVE WERE CANCELLED

MY AUDIO INTERFACE DIDN'T WORK 'CAUSE IT HAD NO CERTIFICATE

THEN I REALIZED THAT I NEEDED A NEW OPERATING SYSTEM

THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD TO KNOW MORE ABOUT WINDOWS VISTA

I OPENED MY BIN AND I FOUND TWO C.I.A. LADS

THEY WERE CHECKING OUT MY ADDRESS BOOK AND LAUGHING AT MY EMAILS

I TRIED TO COMFORT MYSELF WITH A GOOD OL' MOVIE

SO I PUT ON MY RARE BRUCE LEE DVD AND PALLADIUM SHUT IT DOWN

THEN I REALIZED THAT I NEEDED MY OLD OPERATING SYSTEM

YEAH I REALIZED THAT I NEEDED TO GET RID OF WINDOWS VISTA

I WENT TO THE WEB TO UPGRADE MY AVG FREE

MY FAVOURITE SITES HAD BEEN FIREWALLED

I BEGAN TO LOOSE CONTROL

THEY SAY "PROTECT", THEY MEAN "DETECT" IT'S ALL CLEAR

I WON'T THROW AWAY MY HARDWARE, I WON'T THROW AWAY MY FILES

THEN I REALIZED THAT I NEED BACK MY OLD OPERATING SYSTEM

YEAH I REALIZED THAT I NEED TO BREAK UP WITH WINDOWS VISTA