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First off my name is MIKE Vititoe. I'm a photographer from Rineyville, Ky. You can find more info on me at: WWW.VITITOEPHOTOGRAPHY.COM I love to have fun with people and pictures. You can lean more about the silly side of me below. I hope to hear from you!
-Mike
I am someone that doesn't spell LykE Th3R3 oN cR@CK its hard to read, extremely annoying... and also if you haven't noticed, not English. I ALSO did not use a spell checker on my about me section...deal with it.
Anyone that doesn't smell like spoiled dairy products can be my friend.
I want to meet Jesus face to face so I can find out if he really looked like a surfer or not.
I like bilingual Mexicans that are proud to be here and do not fly another countries flag. I WANT you to be an American...learn the language.
I respect black commedians that realize cracker jokes are just as racist as nigger jokes. I dispize nigger jokes.
I am all for EQUAL rights, not SPECIAL rights. I don't think you deserve anything special just because you are white, black, gay, straight, male or female. If you are a gay black man in a wheelchair and can do my job better that me...you should have my job. If you can't...shut up and go get a different job.
I don't mind if the guy on crutches goes to the front of the line...if its a roller coaster line I hope he hurts his leg worse.
I am a VERY honest Christian that will make you mad because I used to hate God. I enjoy talking to people that STILL hate God. Been there. It's what I do.
I'm still rough around the edges and God is okay with that...so am I.
I have a stranger sense of humor that you do.
If I were a gynocologist I bet it would be funny to go into the waiting room and ask random men to smell my finger.
Even though I will stand by your right to say what ever you want in a song, I think the whole idea of glorifying thug life and pimpin' is retarded. Some satanic music has a good beat.
I will be honest with you about most things. If you have bad breath I probably won't tell you. If I have bad breath or a booger showing...tell me.
I love to talk to anyone at anytime. Really.
Now for some random stuff about me:
Me and God…we tight. I like to take pictures. I write songs. I love the way my grandmothers house smells. I can probably eat more than you. I love alcohol and you’ll never see me drink beer because it reminds me of piss. I love zombie movies more than you do. I never sing. If you’ve heard me sing you’re lucky…or unlucky depending on your point of view. I wish I had a larger vocabulary. I can’t spell worth a poop. I can rhyme almost anything. I hate when people ask me to rhyme silver or orange. I can’t lick my elbow and neither can you. Blue Kool-Aid scares me. My wife is a great cook and that’s why I’m fat. I woke up one morning and decided to not cut my hair for two years. I just cut my hair. I laugh when I see myself naked…you would too. I swear the water was cold. I have an illegal X-box. I sell tons of stuff on EBay. I pretty much live at Goodwill. I have and ex-girlfriend that has the same name as an old pro wrestler. I know NOTHING about cars. I’m truly terrified of cows for no reason whatsoever. I like to pick flowers. I know what Prada is and know how to spot a fake. I listen to every type of music and I don’t care if you don’t like it. My children laughing are the best music in the world. I’m a great kisser. I have some gray hair and I’ll punch you if you make fun of it. I’m lying; I don’t care if you make fun of me. I have a dirty sense of humor. I love cartoons. I like to run. I hate the smell of fishing. I can rap. I can tell stories that make people cry…with laughter. I love to poop. You do too, but you’re afraid to admit it. I cry if I kill anything. I can see both sides of almost any subject even if I don’t agree with you. I think abortion is the most disgusting and horrible thing ever…but I won’t tell you you don’t have the right to make up your own mind if you want to get one. I talk to God. I believe in aliens. I love to read. DaVinci Code was fiction and I loved it. Farting still makes me laugh. I think if a doctor performs a partial birth abortion they just purchased a first class ticket to Hell. As an adult I’ve never pooped my pants. I’m scared of heights and climb telephone poles for a living. I love Myspace. I have ADD. I love naps. I love movies that make me cry. I’m a sucker for a well-written song. Rebecca Justice laughed at my singing 12 years ago…and I haven’t sung since. Really. I’m not afraid of snakes, mice, lizards, fish or anything like that. I will scream like a little girl if a wasp or bee gets near me. I hate condoms. I couldn’t live without my cell phone. I’m a VERY good swimmer. I stopped playing my drums for over 10 years. I LOVE roller coasters. I’m scared of heights if I’m not in control. I always wanted a daughter named Cynthia Breeanne. I think brown eyes are the best. I prefer small breasts to large ones unless I’m talking about chicken. I think a woman wearing a T-shirt, sweat pants and a hat is the sexiest thing God ever created. I collect scrap gold. I like video games but hardly ever play them I love the smell of fresh cut grass and tomato plants. I miss my Grandfather. I have purchased two engagement rings in my lifetime. I love to spend all day in the kitchen making different things. My Jell-O shots are the shit. I can stare at stars forever. I like kittens better than puppies. I have a pair of pants that look like an old man should only wear them…and I love to wear them. I hate the smell of smoke on someone’s breath. I hate to brush my teeth…but I do it. I’m paranoid about body odor. Having to pee really bad and finally getting to go is one of the coolest sensations ever. I love gum. I don’t like guns. I feel bad if I kill anything. I’m sorta fascinated by fire. I love educational television. I like more different kinds of music than most people. I refuse to eat Chicken McNuggets after an animal rights video I watched online freaked me out. I am probably better at trivia games than you are. I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii. I know a lot of things about a lot of different subjects that don’t make any difference in this world one way or another. If I won the lottery I would travel. I used to be a good bowler. I think golf is fun but stupid. I like watching baseball. I rode a elephant once. I’d never let someone take nude pictures of me…but I’d take them of you. I keep keys if I don’t know what they go to. I’ve never worn a thong. Lips are important to me. I know nothing about electricity. Thunderstorms fascinate me…as long as I know I’m safe. I have secrets. No I don’t. Yes I do…
My walk through a winter night, - I bundled up dressed all warm, boots on my feet tied so neat, scarf raped around and tucked in nice. a couple shots of brandy and steped out that winter night. - the air smelled like my warm fire inside. the moon glistening all through the night, like a brillaint blue flashlight, ice cycles on the trees forming, shapes of topaz leaves, - as i get closer to town i saw buetiful, displays of colours in all the little lights, red, green, orange, blue, purple and white. children building snow men in there yards, cheerful laughs of glee in there little hearts. - the moon light was so wonderful, shining through the trail to the lake, the snow shoe rabits stoped to stay. - looking over the hillside's at the lake. the moons huge ball of chrystal blue, shinse all through the lake below. no one around for town is now mile's away. - looken there to my left, young fawns and there mother laying there beside them. the fawns got up to play, so I stoped to sit there on a old stump I thaught was a minuit or two for what turned out the whole night thruogh. by Micheal Anthony
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