Xiomara
"I'm only here to dazzle you with quality bullshit."

Female
28 years old
PRAIRIEVILLE, Louisiana
United States



Last Login: 10/12/2008
Mood: voluminous Mood Image
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    Xiomara 's Interests
Generalmusic for the elitists, sushi, thai peanut sauce, explicitly erotic graphic novels, anime, hentai, CosPlay fashion, vintage clothing, vintage purses most especially the really cheesy ones, vintage dollhouses with late 1960's decor, Inu-Yasha, bishounen boys (yummy!), antique stores, thrift stores, fleamarkets, Akazukin Chacha,interior decorating with stolen artifacts, Strong Bad's emails, Asian horror flicks, haunted houses (from afar...I will never go inside unless you pay me with a bag of twizzlers), Thad and coffeehouses, deciphering lyrics with Chax on particularly humid afternoons, writing poetry that don't mean anything except to the other denizens in my head and department store-bought instant antique pieces.
MusicThe Decemberists,Pixies, the Wannadies, Space, Echobelly, Julie Dolphin, Interpol, Cocteau Twins, the Pillows, the Sundays, the Cardigans, Catatonia, Julie Plug, Posies, Kula Shaker, Smoking Popes, XTC, Eisley, My Bloody Valentine, Smiths, Smithereens, Trash Can Sinatras,Sugar, Astrud Gilberto, Serg Gainsbourg, Belly, Stone Roses, Mates of State, Yo La Tengo, Pizzicato 5, Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians, the Doors, Pete Yorn, Hummingbirds, Wild Swans, Teenage Fan Club, Mull Historical Society, Sun 60, Shed 7, Suede, Sleeper, Elastica, Sheila and the Insects, Save Ferris, Big Mountain, Bob Marley, Urbal, That Dog, Big F, Boo Radleys, The Pursuit of Happiness, The Rentals, Robotballoons (love my own)
MoviesHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (never was as good as the book but it still did it justice), Kill Bill Vol.1, Kill Bill Vol.2, Amelie, Sin City, Shouzou River, Pillow Book, God is Great, I Am Not, He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, La Blue Girl, Elven Bride, Ever After, Woman on Top, Lost in Translation, Ju-On, Ringu, Suicide Club, The Audition,Trainspotting, Monty Python's Holy Grail and The Meaning of Life, The Neverending Story, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Natural Born Killers,Boondock Saints, Devil's Backbone
TelevisionThe 700 Club,Days of Our Lives,Lifetime TV Movies most especially with Melissa Gilbert and Valerie Bertinelli (it's heartwarming to know that 80's teen stars with Betty Ford Clinic release forms still have a career)and Informercials at 2 AM
BooksKama Sutra, Delta of Venus by Anais Nin, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,Life, Universe and Everything,Restaurant at the End of the Universe,So Long and Thanks For All The Fish, all Neil Gaiman's the Sandman series,Metamorphosis and Other Stories by Franz Kafka,Shakespeare Told For Children, Fairytale books that were illustrated by Vojtech Kubasta,Arabian Nights (the seedy version),graphic design books,The Celestine Prophecy, Chuck Palahniuck, The Illustrated Decameron, God of Small Things,Griffin and Sabine
HeroesMy mom for saying that the moon gets halved every once in a while because a big black cat resembling the one that's on an Eveready battery would jump up to the heavens and takes a big bite off of it. My dad for promising me that he will bring me back a flying carpet from Saudi Arabia that just hovers a few inches from the ground so basically it's a hovering carpet...My twin brothers for making me ride with them on their BMX bike, crashing ever so often and shushing me to not cry because I am made of steel. My sister for being a toy-nazi...deciding when to play with our toys and when to stop then making sure I put them back on the shelf in alphabetical order. I grew up the most well-adjusted person I know this side of Neptune.
Groups: PhilippinesPixies FansThe Flying Spaghetti Monster Is The True PathThe Group About Nothingwe hate the opposite sexBaton Rouge Bulesque!!! Dollhouse Explosion !!!Dollhouses and miniatures

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     Xiomara 's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cebu
Body type:6' 0" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Taoist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Undecided
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Porn Cartoon Animator
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Xiomara 's Schools
Yo San University Of Traditional Chinese Medicine
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Postdoctoral
Major: Snake Wine Fermentation
 

1997 to 2002

   Xiomara 's Networking
Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer
Actually, I'm a reverse stripper. I come out fully naked except for a g-string. I dance while getting dressed then patrons take the bills off my g-strings. This job is not for the timid.
Technology - Business - Other
Mecha-Godzilla co-commander pilot and part time comic stripper.
Music - Performance - Triangle
Playing this instrument requires utmost concentration and dedication. If you don't have what it takes, I suggest you stay away from any shiny object that goes "ding!"



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   Xiomara 's Blurbs
About me:
My perpetual fear is levitating in church because I don't want people to look up and see my underwear. I am married to a sonambulist and since I lucubrate, it is a perfect match. I am in love with an anime villain so this is a hopeless, very hopeless romance.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Xiomara
Birthday:7th day of the 7th month
Birthplace:on a coral reef jutting out the sea of Cebu
Current Location:Lat. 45o Long. 67.89o
Eye Color:black but they shoot lazers
Hair Color:dyed black because of my albino roots
Height:hobbit
Right Handed or Left Handed:Ambi-dextrous but rightly dyslexic
Your Heritage:Filipino and part-Pekingese
The Shoes You Wore Today:the most uncomfortable mules ever designed by elves
Your Weakness:long haired drummer named Thad Glindmeyer, boys that look like girls, sushi and unchocolate flavored ice cream
Your Fears:levitating and accidentally becoming telekinetic
Your Perfect Pizza:shrimp and snow crab and calamare and sea cucumbers. yum!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:to not be too famous
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:I'm smiling but of course, I'm not that yellow.
Thoughts First Waking Up:uhmmm...where are my clothes?
Your Best Physical Feature:knuckles and probably wrists too
Your Bedtime:whenever the Benadryl kicks in
Your Most Missed Memory:I don't recall missing a memory.
Pepsi or Coke:Sprite Zero with half a pound of freshly squeezed lemons
MacDonalds or Burger King:Boca Burgers (a.k.a the green meat)
Single or Group Dates:Mass cult marriages
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Brisk or one of those tea drinks that have really awesome packaging
Chocolate or Vanilla:Neapolitan...give the strawberry some love
Cappuccino or Coffee:3 shots of espresso
Do you Smoke:only graphic design programs...nerq!
Do you Swear:Fuck no.
Do you Sing:Reigning 10 PM Karaoke Queen
Do you Shower Daily:3 times a day because I love the smell of towels
Have you Been in Love:Resurgent
Do you want to go to College:Been there,done that, got the toga...
Do you want to get Married:Been there, done that, got the slave...
Do you belive in yourself:I believe in myself. I believe the person who typed this question cannot spell.
Do you get Motion Sickness:Dude, I sleep on a waterbed. I'm used to motion.
Do you think you are Attractive:No, I don't go around believing that I am. I can draw pretty people though.
Are you a Health Freak:Full blown hypochondria
Do you get along with your Parents:My mom looks like my sister and my dad went to arnis school with Bruce Lee. Yes, I get along with them. I have the best conversations with them...mostly about Bruce Lee.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Why yes, it goes well with my diabolical laughter.
Do you play an Instrument:Let us see if you can keep up with me...dulcimer,sithar,shamisen,harpsichord,tuba and a gay french horn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Jager is not alcohol. Jager is the scourge of God.
In the past month have you Smoked:the pole
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Lortabs which do not have any effect on me at all. My tooth still hurt and I stayed up all night.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yes but we ended up in jail.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:How can you "go" to a place where you already live?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No, that's just abject gluttony, man.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:You mean in the past 30 minutes...
In the past month have you been on Stage:Naked except for a guitar...well at least it felt like it.
Who I'd like to meet:
people who are symbolically castrated from me, a person that has actually met a person that lived in the subterranean city of the Shasta Mountains, a mermaid, Voynich Manuscript theorists,my imaginary friend, Charles Michael Thompson Kittridge IV aka Frank Black, poseurs who want to be poseurs, pseudo intellectual wankers that hang out at coffeeshops, retired porn stars that have found salvation, retired geishas, samurai warriors in hiding, telekinetics, charlatans, Sonya Aurora Madan, a complete stranger, my doppelganger, the real Count St. Germaine, the person that stole my rayban predator and a ronin ninja to make sushi out of the person that stole my rayban predator.

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Stephanie





Oct 7 2008 1:48 PM

Older lady getting drunk, krunk,<br />, rude comment picture, pictures, funny pictures, funny comment pictures for Myspace,insult, insulting picture, off the chain, mikeink.com








the funniest pictures on the internet

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Sep 17 2008 5:00 PM

Howdy!! Glad to see you made it through the hurricanes!! And that shirt rocks.
I think I'm going to go buy it right now!
Shake Appeal





Sep 17 2008 2:54 PM

I gave my PCM a long bob which would be the perfect length with which to form devil horns. That way, anybody who disses us can get an evil glare... From a slightly evil looking doll.
I mean, how would that not be sweet revenge?
♥FET BAZAR♥





Sep 17 2008 2:05 PM

hey you!!! yes you.....!! where u been? how u doin?
Shake Appeal





Sep 16 2008 2:41 PM

Xiomaraaaa... Do you have power back yet (I know P-Ville got hit hard). If not, you need to come to our house and have coffee and chit chat. I'm going out of town this weekend but then I'm back to "nothin' doin'"...
jade





Sep 5 2008 8:26 AM

are you alive? do you still have a home? it's been way to long and it's terrible that I'm e-mailing you under these circumstances, but I was thinking of you guys and wanted to make sure you are okay.

;-j
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Aug 12 2008 3:25 PM

Zuts alors!! Je parle Francais, un peu.
Vous etes un poisson fou avec pieds jaunes!
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Aug 11 2008 9:17 PM

Nice comment - biotch. Too bad your husband wanted to come. C'est la vie.
Casey Lane





Aug 11 2008 2:58 PM

it was great seeing you on sat!!!!!!
Sarah & P





Aug 7 2008 10:50 PM

thanks so much for the pic comments! it was so great talking to you the other night, it has been way to long.
see you saturday!
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Aug 1 2008 2:03 PM

A girl can dream, can't she? And what's wrong with having girl crushes on inanimate objects?

http://www. bobagirl. com/anime/sgd/20040417/chimirai. jpg
jade





Jul 30 2008 4:53 AM

I hope your enjoying your drugs!

. . . and if your enjoying the drugs then you must be feeling better!

;-j
Stephanie





Jul 28 2008 2:20 PM

how you feeling my little chipmunk?!
Shake Appeal





Jul 28 2008 6:40 PM

So, I am never ever attempting a custom again. Okay... On a non-RBL. I killed my DeeDee this weekend. I hate myself. Halp.
Shake Appeal





Jul 24 2008 6:02 PM

So tonight I am doing the RIT dip! Are you as excited as I am? What kind of mother takes her daughter's head apart and soaks her skull in salty boiling water for 20 minutes?
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Jul 25 2008 1:56 PM


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Jul 23 2008 4:11 PM

You have now made me look up "gullible" & "encephalitic." Yes - you can have the wig.
I have no clue what I would do with it! Earwarmer maybe?
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Jul 22 2008 6:47 PM

I just checked into Xanadu & got to see the new pix!! So freakin' cute!! My dolly update: the wig was way to big - damn metric system. But the Lolita dress comes in this week. We will need to have a play date as soon as mine recovers from chemo.
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Jul 22 2008 6:28 PM

Ah, yes, memories of that crazy morning phone call of "guess what you're doing today? Coming to be in my wedding." I barely remember it on account of almost knocking myself out with the closet door.
*sigh* Congrats to the boths of yous!!
Brandi & Rhett Anthony