About me: Dear High Kickball Komission….
We are The Stilettos….born of too many Jager shots at monster truck rallies. Raised on the Peach Schnapps and Virginia Slims we used our lunch money on, we are the girls your High School coach told you to stay away from. We’re the ones you wouldn’t talk to in the hallway, but couldn’t shut up about in the locker room. We’re the ones you really lost your virginity with, not the sweet little girlfriend you lied to when you said it was “ your first time too”.
You know who we are PKL, and we know you want us to play with your balls again!
Okay, so maybe we didn’t win any games last year, or the year before, but we have a LOT of faith in this upcoming season…after all, from all the experiences we’ve had with ménage a trois’…we TOTALLY know that three is our lucky number!!! And maybe we’re not so good in the outfield, but YOU try to catch a ball against beautiful, luscious breasts! We may not be the most competitive team out there, but we’re the team that gets the crowd to compete for the best seats to watch us from! Hell, this team is so hot, it takes the Providence Fire Dept, and their “hoses” to cool US down!
What we DO bring to kickball this year, and all those past, is amazing costume design, a high energy pre-game warm-up that really gets the crowd “pumped”, and a tolerance usually found in 200 lb. truckers. Not to mention the post game sky-box shows that provide not only something interesting to watch between games, but provide how many thousands on Flickr, Myspace, and PhotoBucket with endless hours of free beat –off material? Clearly we believe in giving back to the community we play in, and then some.
We know you can only have so many teams this year, but we know we are one team that deserves to play! C’mon what team better than us knows how to handle a “new playing field”? We’ve been playing the field since the first time our uncles felt us up. You want to know how to handle the whole “John” problem? Just do what we do, have your pimp deal with it.
We have spent a cold winter dreaming of Long..Hot…Sticky afternoons spent playing with each other. We long to feel the fishnet stockings once again against our warm thighs, to feel a cool breeze up our short skirts, to glide a tube of red lipstick across our supple lips. We have visions of Kiddy Pools and white tank tops, knee socks and short shorts.
Viva la Stilettos PKL! And remember…when we’re on the diamond….watch your balls.
Hello beautiful ladies!!!!! So sorry I haven't been around lately! I can't make it to the meeting @ Becky's tonight, however I would love to play tomorrow!!! I accidently deleted Becky's text so if anyone knows what time and details, please do let me know!!! See ya tomorrow!
i almost forgot how much i love kickball till i got home and realized that there was field dust on my ass and warm beer left in the "water bottle". YAY!
i'm so pissed that i won't be at the first game!!! my niece's 1st birthday party is at the same time, in Milford. and i'll be excummunicated from the family if it's missed. you ladies better rock ass for me! oh and i SO need to practice!!!! olympia sports, here i come!
to answer your question, 02909, we have not only slept with ALL of the Daggers/Death Squad, but the ENTIRE PKL. Its true. Every one of them. But dont believe any of their stories about scabies. Not true.
i'm sure once the weather gets nice and the clothes of the infamous Stilettos come off the PVD02909 Blog will have some dirt to discuss. For instance ... how many of the Stilettos HAVEN'T slept with a member of The Daggers/Death Squad?
Plus this Saturday Sleezy Saturday Russ Meyer movies... blow job shots and white russians (hair extension optional).... music to strip to... ladies show Tracy some worth while cleavage and get a free beer!... and as always cheep beer and shot specials
