Vlad the Impala
Vlad the Impala I've done stuff I aint proud of and the stuff I am proud of is disgusting.

Male
43 years old
Midlands
United Kingdom



Last Login: 5/3/2009
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    Vlad the Impala's Interests
GeneralNothing - I'm sooooo boring... Well, a little photography but nothing else - I sit in a box for most of the day with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.
MusicKinks,
Clash,
Anthony, Flea and the boys...,
Carl Orff (but not the Nazi stuff),
David Sylvian (and Japan),
The White Stripes,
The Captain Howdy,
Monty Python,
Debbie Harry,
Any group with this amazing drummer in it,
Queen,
some Oasis,
The Who (but only when they had Keith Moon),
The Damned,
Dave Grohl,
John Lydon,
The Rutles,
The Beautiful South,
Elvis (Costello),
Neil Innes,
The Hippos,
Tubeway Army,
Stone Roses (before they got arrogant),
Weezer,
and a group you may have heard of called The Beatles ..


MusicPlaylist
MySpace Music Playlist at MixPod.com

MoviesDay of the Dead,
Bachelor Party,
Life of Brian,
The Aristocrats,
Harvey,
An American Werewolf in London (in fact any film that has Jenny Agutter taking her kit off in it),
RHPS,
HHGTTG,
Shaun of the Dead,
Silent Running,
Some Like It Hot,
Monty Python and the Holy Grail,
Airplane
and anything with lots of explosions in it or people being kicked in the head :-D ..
TelevisionAl Murray,
Never Mind The Buzzcocks,
Derrin Brown,
Simpsons,
Futurama (yay Billy West!),
Bull's Hit,
South Park,
a little Sci-Fi now and then (ok, any SF I can find),
any "Top Gear" where they bicker,
Blackadder,
Fawlty Towers (so well written),
Ripping Yarns,
Python.
Anything else that's not patronising (go on, find something - i dare you!)
Decent comedy.
Indecent comedy ;-) ..
BooksToo many to list. Really. ..

ok then, here are the last "few" books I've read:
Against All Gods - A C Grayling
How To Play With Your Food - Penn & Teller
god is not great - Christopher Hitchens
As Used on the Famous Nelson Mandela - Mark Thomas
Terry Jones's War on the War on Terror - Terry Jones
Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit? (Volume 2) - Steve Lowe & Alan McArthur
Neverwhere - Neil Gaiman
Flim Flam - James Randi
Coraline - Neil Gaiman
The Magic of Alan Wakeling: The Works of a Master Magician - Jim Steinmeyer
Fragile Things - Neil Gaiman
Hannibal Rising - Thomas Harris
the story of god - Robert Winston
The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head - Scott Adams
HeroesBill Hicks,
James Randi,
Norman Borlaug,
Stephen Fry,
Scott Adams,
[your name here],
Jasper Maskelyne,
Richard Dawkins,
Sam Harris,
Leonardo da Vinci,
Palin & Jones,
Derren Brown & Andy Nyman,
Graham Chapman,
Feynman, God of Physics!
Douglas Adams,
Billy West,
Matt & Trey
Penn and Goudeau. and Teller. ..

    Vlad's Details:
Status: Married to Jenn (Yay!)
Here for: Friends
Orientation: Straight (so far)
Hometown: Newcastle-under-Lyme
Height / Body Type: 5' 11" and a bit / [insert euphemism for fat]
Ethnicity: White / Easily Sunburnt
Religion: None
Smoke / Drink: No / No
Children: Probably
Education: Some FE (but not enough)
Occupation: Analyst/Chocolate Taster

     Vlad the Impala's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 11" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Undecided

   Vlad the Impala's Companies
Cadbury Schweppes
Birmingham, West Midlands UK


1/1/2005 - present



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   Vlad the Impala's Blurbs
About me:
Not as much fun as the alternative .

Hang around here if you want, just remember there are nicer places, more level-headed places...

And always remember that both you and I can be (and often are) wrong, so play nice, just in case you are wrong.
Who I'd like to meet:
Everyone.
In alphabetical order.
Form an orderly queue please...

Oh, and the people in the "Heroes" section can go first.
Well, the living ones at least.
No Zombies!!

....
Everything a chat show could ever need...
I think I may start to use the expression "Breast-fondling Monkeys!" from now on...


My Philosophy:
"I think goths should be forced to mate with mimes to make a super-race of pasty-faced silent people."

They would worship Teller...

This leads me nicely into:



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HeyRed

Amanda J



Jun 9 2009 8:45 PM

funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
Orphia

Orphia Nay



Mar 11 2009 9:19 AM

Long time no post for me... I'm happy you're happy - Yay for Vlad and Foofer!
Bananas

Amy Klein



Feb 4 2009 3:27 PM

insirt cheezburger<br />here
see more crazy cat pics

anudder chan lettr tat needs destroyin.
Foofer The Impala

Foofer The Impala



Jan 18 2009 8:36 PM

You are rather fantabulous. But, you know that. (You should, anyway).
Bananas

Amy Klein



Jan 10 2009 4:19 PM

*sigh* Gordon Ramsay. *sigh*

*sigh*

Thanks. Here's one for you:


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Foofer The Impala

Foofer The Impala



Oct 23 2008 4:51 AM

Tell me a story...Pleeeeaase? :)
Foofer The Impala

Foofer The Impala



Oct 22 2008 6:36 PM

Oh, sure...change your profile photo so my last comment makes no sense...

(p.s.
I adore you)
theres A

theres A



Oct 22 2008 3:48 PM

Have I gone too far Vlad>? hehe
Foofer The Impala

Foofer The Impala



Oct 22 2008 6:34 AM

So...what are you planning to do with that...light saber thingy...
Foofer The Impala

Foofer The Impala



Oct 22 2008 4:17 AM

You're cute.
Bananas

Amy Klein



Oct 21 2008 5:32 PM

cat
more animals
Foofer The Impala

Foofer The Impala



Oct 8 2008 7:26 PM

Nuh uh.
Foofer The Impala

Foofer The Impala



Oct 8 2008 4:59 AM

What?? I didn't do it.
Foofer The Impala

Foofer The Impala



Oct 8 2008 4:28 AM

You are lovely :)
TheWildBunny

Bunny, TheWildBunny



Sep 23 2008 3:28 PM

Happy Tuesday:

http://kdka. com/local/MySpace. monkey. suspects. 2. 823556. html
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filmfanatix.com



Sep 22 2008 1:16 AM

Ghost Works

Ghost Works



Sep 19 2008 6:18 PM

Check out the world premier screening of & Teller and & Teller 2 at
the 2008 Eerie Horror Film Festival October 9th-12th!
http://www. eeriehorrorfilmfestival. com/
..

..
From Crackle: &
Teller 2
..
Foofer The Impala

Foofer The Impala



Sep 19 2008 4:59 PM

You're cute. (Oh....it's Talk Like A Pirate Day...)...um....Arrrrrr!
WILLOW, AKA DIGGIN THE DOG EARS

WILLOW,  AKA DIGGIN THE DOG EARS



Sep 19 2008 12:45 PM

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SHOWIN' SOME PIRATE LOVE ON YOUR PAGE! AARRRRRGGGGGGGGG!
TheWildBunny

Bunny, TheWildBunny



Sep 14 2008 2:40 PM

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Thanks for the birthday wishes Carl! :3
HeyRed

Amanda J



Sep 13 2008 3:07 AM

dog
see more puppies

Hi!
Bananas

Amy Klein



Sep 5 2008 1:06 AM

Did you see this? There's going to be a lolcat art show. Yee haw!

lolcat-art-marianne-goldin
more animals

Totally going to enter!!!! :D
theres A

theres A



Sep 4 2008 9:04 PM

haha! That's funny!
Thanks!
Bananas

Amy Klein



Aug 28 2008 8:51 PM

I watched that clip three times and still only understood 3/4 of it. But...he's BRILLIANT :D And so are you. :)

I know where there are some geese around here...
Bananas

Amy Klein



Aug 25 2008 10:46 PM

Engrish picture of an advertisement for Fresh Crap
more the engrish!

Available at my house, every day...such a deal!
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