VLERN
Vlern .
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Male
101 years old
Austin, Texas
United States



Last Login: 1/7/2010
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    VLERN 's Interests
GeneralMy Lady, Aaaart, Making/ Recording Music, Pirate/ Internet Radio, Bass Guitar, Anything Moog, Theremin, ALL Korg Kaoss pads, Rock Shows, Ball Point Pen Drawings, Rock Show Posters, learning to make art on the computerzz, Photography and Photo manipulation, hitting drums, interfacing with my humans, staying at home alot...
Music Have You Heard This Record? Saturn's Flea Collar; 'Monosyllabic'

Check it out sometime Jello Biafra put it out

take a look at my 'electronic friends' ......in addition to this

ridiculous list of the bands I have been in; blah blah blah...

Highway Meat( Guitarist, 1987), Lubbock, Texas

The UnCool(Vocalist - 1987), Lubbock, Texas

Squat Thrust(Vocalist and whatever else from 1987 to 1992 with My Guru - Wade Harcourt Longenberger III on Bass - r.i.p.), Lubbock, To Austin, to Houston, Texas

Queer(Drummer 1987-1992 - This was Squat Thrust when we didn't have a drummer), Austin, Texas

Cake(Same deal here, Jimmy was in Alaska so I played Guitar, Wade played Bass, and Steven of The Flaming Lips Played Drums), and We Were called CAKE before anyone had heard of the now famous band 'Cake', 1990 Austin, Texas

Queen Penis (Drums 1988-1989), Austin, Texas

the Bad Vibe Squad(Drums 1989-1990), Austin, Texas

Heather Lockjaw(guitar, 1990-1991), Austin, Texas

Maufrais(Drums 1989-1994), Austin, Texas

Black Bean Smoothie (Drums 1990-1991), Austin, Texas

Koolaid Mustache/TroubleMaker (Drums and Bass with Larry Boothroyd of the Victims Family 1990-1992), Austin, Texas

the Caserol(Bass and Vocals 1992-1993), Austin, Texas

Thighmaster(Vocals 1994), Austin, Texas

Saturn's Flea Collar(Bass, Guitar, Keys, and vocals, 1994-1997, with Ralph and Larry of The www.myspace.com/victimsfamily  , My Favorite Band on Earth at the time), Petaluma, to San Francisco, California, Europe, and Beyond...

Assnipple(1997-2007 - Prophesy, Music, Words, Bass, Guitar, Vocals, Synths, Turntables, Electronic Toys, Production), with most of the members of Zero Skills Inc. =My room mates at the time. Austin, and Houston, Texas

The Brandon Show(1999-2000 - everything except words vocals from Brandon, a mentally Handicapped 13 year old), Lubbock, Texas

Zero Skills, Inc...(1997-1999 - occasional drums, washboard) Austin, Texas

The Fuckemos(My New Favorite Band at the time, 1997 West Coast Tour -Bass and Back up Vocals), Austin, Texas, to Lubbock, San Diego, Hollywood, Los Angeles, San Francisco, etc

Band4(Drums, Bass, with Jorje from Portugal on Guitar-1999), Austin, Texas

THRONOBULAX(solo), Austin, Texas

Blandar(solo), Austin, Texas

Drabnar(solo),Austin, Texas

Gorb(solo), Portland, Oregon

the Personal Space Invaders(solo 1999), Austin, Texas

Griffon(2000-2003 Bass and Vocals, with Joshua 'Cherry Sprout' Wagoneer on the Drums - r.i.p.), Portland, Oregon

ULK(solo), Austin, Texas

I jammed with Jimmy from The Frogs a few times, and decided I'm not the one they needed, but The Frogs are still one of My Favorite Bands on Earth ever, and that makes 3...

and currently...

Crapulence(Bass, vocals, Thereguin Theremin and more),Austin, Texas

SEIZURES!(Bass and More), Austin, Texas

-(((~VORP~)))- (bass and More) Austin, Texas

and The Plankton(My Moog Band),Austin, Texas

there's probably more I can't remember and more to come....

please listen to the music on the links

Movies Wayyy too many, managed 2 Video stores for a total of six Years, total film geek
Television i try not to, but still dig the Cartoons, and anything with Aliens.
Books i try to, there's a big stack in front of Me I manage to ignore everyday. the last book i read was online. the other was 'Gods From Outer Space'.
Heroes My Good friends Wade Harcourt Longenburger III, and Randy Biscuit Turner (r.i.p.) - also, Lux Interior, Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedburg, George Carlin...Leon Theremin, Bob moog, Bruce Haack, Randall Scott (all r.i.p.) also, Devo, The Melvins, Gwar, Queen... Zatoichi, The Blind Swordsman, Flash, WonderWoman, AquaMan,

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss

"Space is the Place" - Sun Ra


     VLERN 's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Saturn
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Occupation:Rocking Your Face



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About me:
AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

hey.

blah blah blah

photo by Ben Aqua http://benaqua.org/

Vlern is a Pernson.

Sometimes I Play Music and make Aaart and stuff...sometimes I set up rock shows like Make Austin Weirder Fest, etc...

I have a radio show: it's pirate here in Austin but legit werldwide on the internets

Saturday Mornings from 7am to 1pm central standard time, on www.kaosradioauston.org, and locally in Austin on 95.9 fm

I Invented 'The Thereguin' Theremin (I made 2, they also double as Lamps),

The Tootheremin' Theremin(sold),

and 'The Strawberremin" Theremin(sold)

more custom Theremins on the way...

and other stuff... Photo by Ben Aqua http://benaqua.org

I also have a BLAH-GG about weird musical instruments and whatever here - http://blahblahjasonblah.blogspot.com/

My Friend, David Mosca, made a documentary on Little People in Hollywood History in 2001 when We were both living in Portland, Oregon He used some of My Music for the soundtrack - it is here - 'Gorb' is one of my solo 'bands' below - here's the film.
'No Dream Too Small'

GORB | MySpace Video

Who I'd like to meet:
interdimensional beings, extraterrestrials, terrestrials, whatever...

   VLERN 's Friend Space (Top 40)
VLERN has 2815 friends.
 Dorthy Bitten 


 Larry Boothroyd 


 LeonTheremin 


 Bob Moog 


 Mothers Of Invention 


 roky 


 DEVO 


 the birthday party 


 Butthole Surfers 


 Scratch Acid 


 Minutemen 


 Lubricated Goat 


 Victims Family 


 Melvins 


 Boredoms 


 Yoshida Tatsuya 


 T.J. Wade's Tribute to the Ruins 


 Mastodon 


 TRICLOPS! 


 the fucking champs 


 Der FuckEmos :( 


 The Jazzus Lizard 


 Insect Sex Act 


 ASSACRE 


 HUG 


 The Frogs 


 Demode 


 THE BEUATIFULS 


 WWW.KAOSRADIOAUSTIN.ORG 


 Crapulence 


 SEIZURES! 


 (((((~VORP~))))) 


 Saturns Flea Collar 


 ASSNIPPLE 


 THE PLANKTON 


 THRONOBULAX 


 GORB 


 DRABNAR 


 ULK 


 Blandar 





VLERN 's Friends Comments
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GUSTY VENOM

Gusty Venom



Jan 7 2010 3:34 PM


stogref

stogref



Jan 5 2010 6:08 PM

la même chose, patron!
Jazzcore74

Jazzcore JAzzcore



Jan 2 2010 5:51 PM

Meilleurs voeux, bonne année, bonne santé from France.

G.


Check it out : http://gurdulu.org/pageanotherbrick.htm
David

David J.K.



Jan 2 2010 12:18 PM

All the best for the new year to you and all your loved ones, my friend! :)
Feral Drollery

Feral Drollery



Dec 31 2009 6:01 AM

Don't make any plans!!

http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix

Feral Drollery

Feral Drollery



Dec 31 2009 6:01 AM

You'll luv this one too!

http://www.infinitewheel.com/dubselector9.html
The Magic Radio Ensemble

The Magic Radio Ensemble



Dec 22 2009 8:28 PM

Nice to meet you.
Thanks for your friendship!
All the best! / The Magic Radio Ensemble
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Mutant Bass

Mutant Bass



Oct 30 2009 10:06 PM

whut up!!! how's everything in here? hope all is well with life and music!

it's been a while!

hope your finding time to yourself! take it easy!

---posido
www.mutantbass.com
angel

angel



Oct 19 2009 2:06 AM

Thank you very much for letting us bring the chaos to KAOS. I downloaded the archive and it's fucking classic! We aired us discussing the murder before doing the sketch. Fucking classic man! Most fun we've had yet with live performances.
THE BEUATIFULS

THE BEUATIFULS



Oct 9 2009 9:36 PM

great vlern show those days
in fact you're not 101 years old! happy birthday
 
saturn??
justin

justin mcbroom



Oct 4 2009 1:39 PM

Dappy Hirth Bay VLERN BOT!
THE BEUATIFULS

THE BEUATIFULS



Sep 28 2009 7:37 PM

hello vlern! do you know that? vlern show tonite...
Dirty Dancing

Dirty Dancing



Sep 25 2009 9:23 PM

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Thanks.



DIRTY DANCING
OBNOSTICON!!!!!

OBNOSTICON!!!!!



Sep 19 2009 1:48 AM

THE BEUATIFULS

THE BEUATIFULS



Sep 11 2009 7:18 PM

hello just to say: 1- hello 2-we love you 3-we need crapulence stuff 4-we re prayin each day for a new sfc album to come 4-see the photo below of a beuatifuls fan with a dedicated cap(very inspiring)pmu is a factory of horse race  bet.???
see you a day in europa

 

INTERSTELLAR NIGHTMARE

INTERSTELLAR NIGHTMARE



Jul 31 2009 7:40 PM

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Psychedelic Disco Angels

Psychedelic Disco Angels



Jul 31 2009 10:42 AM

Hey, Thanks for the add. Sending you some Love from Jersey City.
Peace and Love,
p.d.a.

 
KOENJIHYAKKEI 高円寺百景

KOENJIHYAKKEI 高円寺百景



Jul 30 2009 5:49 AM

Thanks for the request and message.
Alex VanHeinous

Alex VanHeinous



Jul 29 2009 7:05 PM

have you heard "Sax Ruins" yet? holy shit man.........Started a new band lets do a show soon! would go pretty well with seizures!
adam®

adam®



Jul 26 2009 10:43 AM

adam®

adam®



Jul 26 2009 10:43 AM

Babydick

Babydick



Jul 25 2009 4:49 AM

we are truly sorry that we can't play saturday
stogref

stogref



Jul 17 2009 6:41 AM

Hey Jason, been quite a while so i'm dropping by to say hi! Keep on making Austin weirder, an endless struggle with Chuck & consorts...
Love to ya'll TX punkaz, lookin forward to hearing from Crapulence soon.
☠Reverend Oliver Caesar☠

Kidneystone Cowboy Magnus



Jul 16 2009 7:16 PM

Jason

Jason



Jul 12 2009 12:02 PM

Oh my god dude. I just listened to your shit.
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