Lyrikal Snuff Assassin

I'M A PAGAN AND A VIKING AT HEART. SO THAT MEANS IF YOUR MUSIC DOESN'T HAVE BALLS, THEN IT WILL NOT BE HEARD BY ME, EVER. SO THAT ALREADY DISQUALIFIES POP, PUNK, EMO, METALCORE, SCREAMO, GOSPEL, COUNTRY AND A LOT OF OTHER SOFT SHITTY MUSIC.

I LIKE MY SHIT RAW... SO RAW YOU COULD CATCH AN EAR INFECTION JUST FROM LISTENING TO IT.

THAT BEING SAID I LISTEN TO A LOT OF METAL, INDUSTRIAL, DARKWAVE, EBM, GOTH, AND CLASSIC ROCK. I'M VERY PICKY ABOUT MY RAP. IT HAS TO APPEAL TO ME, IT CAN'T JUST BE SOME GAY ASS SHIT ON THE RADIO LIKE LIL WAYNE, 50 CENT, JAY Z, OR ANY OF THOSE FAKE ASS HOES.

I LIKE MY SHIT SKILLED... I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT MUFUKKA. BIG PIECE OF ADVICE TO YOU COOKIE CUTTER FAGS: ENTERTAIN YOUR LISTENERS. WE DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE BITCHES YOU FUCKED, THE CRACK YOU SMOKED, THE CLUB, YOUR FAKE ASS GRILLS, OR YOUR FUCKING CAR.

YOU WANNA RAP ABOUT THAT SHIT? FINE... AT LEAST BE HONEST. RAP ABOUT BUSTING SOME CRACKHEAD FAG'S GRILL AT THE CLUB, KICKIN HIS BITCH IN THE CUNT, THEN JACKING THEIR RIDE. WHY? BECAUSE THAT IS PROBABLY HOW IT WENT DOWN IN REAL LIFE. DON'T SUGAR COAT THAT SHIT FOR MTV. BE REAL ABOUT SHIT... MTV AIN'T YOUR FUCKING AUDIENCE, THE HIP HOP COMMUNITY IS. WE BUY YOUR CDS, WE GO TO YOUR SHOWS. MTV DOESN'T...

WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY I GIVE YOU MY TOP LIST IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

SCUM, QREM DELA QREM, SMALLZ ONE, DARK HALF, DEATH 4 TOLD, FIASCO ANDRETTI, TRU THA DON AKA KILL THA KARVER, HATE MAGNET, DRAZTIK, DENVER CITY KILLAZ, RED ARMY SOLDIERZ, RALPH WATSON, HOMICIDE HOMIEZ, BLOODSHOCK AND ALL OF XPLCIT ENT, TROLL AND ALL OF SLO PAIN, THAT WHICH GROWS WITHIN, RELLIK 781, MURDER MANSIN, RESSURRECTOR, DOSIA DEMON, F.A.K., BIG RELA, TONY SINISTER, BLOODSHOT, CON-CRETE, STITCH MOUTH, DEVIL'S REJECTS, TEMPLE RAIN, TWIZTID, TECH N9NE, STICKY FINGAZ, KRAZIE BONE, BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE, BOONDOX, ANYBODY KILLA, THE R.O.C., PSYCHO JESUS, F.E.T.U.S., TAMPA WICKED, CLAAS, LA COKA NOSTRA, EVERLAST, KOTTONMOUTH KINGS, DARK LOTUS, Q STRANGE, OLD THREE 6 MAFIA, BUT FOR SOME REASON ALL LIL WYTE, D12, WU TANG CLAN, RZA, ONYX, DMX, 2PAC, BONE T.H.U.G.S. N HARMONY, EAZY E, N.W.A., ICE CUBE, DEL THE FUNKY HOMOSAPIEN, MC CHRIS, CYPRESS HILL, OLD EMINEM, OLD KID ROCK, V-ICE, REDMAN, METHOD MAN, THE GRAVEDIGGAZ, THE FLATLINERZ, OLD ESHAM, OLD INSANE CLOWN POSSE, HOUSE OF PAIN, MR. SCHE AND ALL OF IMMORTAL LOWLIFE, BEASTIE BOYZ, INSANE POETRY, THE LONELY ISLAND EVEN THOUGH THEY AREN'T REAL RAPPERS THEY ARE HYSTERICAL, WEIRD AL EVEN THOUGH HE ISN'T A REAL RAPPER EITHER DUDE CAN FLOW, WOLFPAC, MYZERY, BLOODHOUND GANG PROVIDED IT'S ONE OF THEIR RAP SONGS... AND I LEAVE IT OPEN ENDED BECAUSE THERE IS TOO MANY MORE TO NAME... INSTEAD CHECK OUT ALL THESE LINKS BELOW.