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ANDREW IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE BY ANY MEANS!
Death Metal / Hardcore / Southern Rock

"If You Pay Me... I Will Scream"

ROCHESTER, New York
United States

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   ANDREW IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE BY ANY MEANS!: General Info
Member Since9/6/2008
Band WebsiteLOOK IN BIO FOR BANNERS FOR LINKS
Band Members
ANDREW WOLLSCHLEGER
ANDY
WOLFSLAYER
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL ME I GUESS
MY AIM SCREEN NAME IS ANDREWHOPESDEATH
Influences
I LOVE MIKE PATTON ANYTHING THAT MAN DOES IS GOLD
SOLE
KOOL KEITH
CLUTCH
ABRIOSIS
I LIKE ALOT OF DEATHMETAL/HARDCORE BANDS
BUT I ALSO THINK ALOT OF THEM SUCK
I DONT HAVE A FAVORITE BY ANY MEANS
IF YOUR CURIOUS THEN ASK ME ILL TALK ABOUT MUSIC ALL DAY
Sounds Like
YOU BE THE JUDGE
I COULD NEVER TELL YOU WHO I SOUND LIKE
YOU TELL ME
Record LabelUnsigned
Type of LabelMajor



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   About ANDREW IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE BY ANY MEANS!
HEY MY NAME IS ANDREW WOLLSCHLEGER. I'M 24 AND LIVE IN ROCHESTER,NY. I AM A VOCALIST FOR HIRE. I WILL DO SINGLE SHOWS, I WILL DO TOURS IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT. I WILL DO STUDIO WORK FOR YOU AS WELL. YOU GIVE ME YOUR MATERIAL I WILL LEARN IT ASAP AND THEN ILL ROCK THE SOCKS OFF PEOPLE. I AM ALSO LOOKING TO JOIN ANOTHER BAND DOENS'T MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE.
I HAVE SANG FOR THESE BANDS
-The Year Of Arson (Still Do)
-Japanese Kombat Car
-ARKHEM
-IDENTITY CRISIS
I HAVE FILLED IN FOR THESE BANDS
-D.A.R.E
-ABDICATE
-HOME PHARMACY
JUST MESSAGE ME FOR PRICES AND DETAILS ABOUT WHATEVER YOUR CURIOUS WITH. I'M SURE WE CAN WORK THINGS OUT FOR THE BOTH OF US.
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Vocalist For Hire
CODE TO POST THIS BANNER
* I HAVE NOT QUIT THE YEAR OF ARSON, IT DOESN'T MEAN I WOULDN'T JOIN ANOTHER BAND, I JUST WANT TO GET MY NAME OUT THERE AND HELP OTHER PEOPLE OUT!*
IF YOU WANT TO HELP SPREAD MY NAME OUT I'D LOVE A COOL BANNER, IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE ME ONE.
I CAN SING AS WELL. LIKE CLUTCH/KINGS OF LEON/SOUTHERN STYLE. ALSO, I DO A WICKED GOOD TOM JONES!
CODE FOR MY MUSIC PLAYER IF YOU WANT TO PUT ON YOUR PAGE OR WAHTEVER!

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ANDREW IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE BY ANY MEANS!'s Friends Comments
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jenocide





Nov 17 2008 5:36 AM

I love you boo!!!
RAY POMICIDE





Nov 13 2008 8:02 AM

your not in your face enough, you wanna show, YOU FUCKIN TAKE IT! Bitch i'll show you how craxy alcholics role, we'll get what we want.-listen to cephalic carnage
RAY POMICIDE





Nov 13 2008 7:49 AM

CEPHALIC CARNAGE OWNS MY LIFE, throw you in wood chipper throw you in a wood chipper throw you in a woodchipper OH
RAY POMICIDE





Nov 13 2008 7:46 AM

BEOTCH
Molly Ringworm





Nov 13 2008 4:25 AM

OOOH YEUH!
Molly Ringworm





Nov 13 2008 4:12 AM

your picture looks so serious.
Achieving The Victory





Nov 11 2008 8:28 PM

hey baby! were gonna need some guest vox on one of our tracks! =)
Beyond This Day [NEW SONGS UP CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!]





Nov 10 2008 1:54 AM

haha thanks alot bro, glad your diggin em!
Molly Ringworm





Nov 6 2008 8:31 PM

well i think i have something going on soon once everyone gets their schedule free up but if i had a car i could be jamming right now
Molly Ringworm





Nov 5 2008 9:28 PM

andrew hows the band search going
oringal mommys boii





Nov 5 2008 5:32 PM

shit man, i tryed that when i was in middle school but i didnt succeed so they put me in the phyicwad in strong, that was pretty fun
Wooot im Freeee!!!!!!!!!! im not sick anymore!!!!!





Nov 5 2008 12:43 PM

damn... haha lol thats nice i gotta go do that lol.
Molly Ringworm





Nov 3 2008 4:24 AM

do you like the surgeons andrew
s'g ymmoT





Oct 27 2008 6:47 AM

wooooooooooooo
THERE I SAY IS LIGHTNING!





Oct 21 2008 4:24 AM

hey!
check out the new song i just posted!
recorded it yesterday/today
let me know what you think!

peace!
jmott
noclowns





Oct 20 2008 9:22 PM

hey man,
how are you doing...hope all is going well.
thanks for the add - now we're friends in cyber-space.

yes, i was hosting those open mic's at pinapple jacks, did you perform on one or just check it out?

danny liberto
the comedy company
www.noclowns.com
WOODHAVEN [[On tour w/ Dr.Acula!]]





Oct 14 2008 4:22 PM

hey dude!
breathing process dropped bcuz their drummer took their van and trailer or somethin like that.
canada is so sick tho kids go fuckin nuts. there is 3 waves of kids, headbangers in front, push pits behnd them and then kids throwing behind them haha
CoreyCiotti





Oct 11 2008 2:46 PM

i dont blame you man
the rules have gotten so incredibly gayy
no hats, no ipods
pretty much no fun at all
and people are huge dicks there!
CoreyCiotti





Oct 11 2008 2:35 PM

yeah man athena is a hell hole!!
what year did you graduate?
† LAND †





Oct 4 2008 8:52 PM

holaa dude heee...
RAY POMICIDE





Oct 3 2008 3:23 AM

I knee'd myself in the face by accident rockin out
RAY POMICIDE





Oct 1 2008 5:44 AM

CODE COBRA COCKS THE JIG IS UP
muffs.





Sep 29 2008 8:03 PM

for sure... and hit me up when you guys come to minnesota!!!!
muffs.





Sep 29 2008 7:53 PM

for sure dude you guys are fucking sick !!!! yeah arsonists is my favorite band...i love how they use there keyboards and there vocals are fucking killer.. but yeah i live in minnesota there playing here next sunday on oct.5 and i have a friend that knows the owner of the vault the venue there playing so i mite get to chill with them after the show !!!
muffs.





Sep 29 2008 7:49 PM

oh shit !!! where at ??
Molly Ringworm





Sep 29 2008 3:37 PM

that sucks man

i watched horror movies yesterday
Molly Ringworm





Sep 29 2008 2:35 AM

ive seen every episode of dexter except that new one
Molly Ringworm





Sep 28 2008 11:56 PM

hey dude what are you up to
Callahan





Sep 26 2008 4:59 PM

Thank you soo much for the add!
Hows it going today??
=]]
Jason (Drums) ANWA





Sep 26 2008 3:34 AM

in regards to the wonderful comments you left me...

you better hope i dont see you this weekend, or your ass is dead.

<3
Molly Ringworm





Sep 26 2008 2:42 AM

yeah i feel you. i need a job too. shits weak.
Molly Ringworm





Sep 26 2008 2:30 AM

what it do thuggin lovin
AudioInFlux





Sep 25 2008 11:07 PM

much respect for your request. you gota great sound. If you get a chance stop buy and take a listen to some of my new tunes. take care.
jimmmyjammes





Sep 25 2008 11:11 AM

ehyy yo! chillin man, workin/ doing music- livin.
Todd™





Sep 24 2008 9:01 PM

Thanks for the add Dude! Your friend - ToDD
Cadaver Mutilator New Songs Uploaded !!!





Sep 24 2008 8:25 PM

hi, thanks for the add!!!
CHAMBER





Sep 24 2008 6:30 AM

Thanx for the add!!!
TOKYO EMOTIONAL HARDCORE CHAMBER
Shadows Of The Past (IS LOOKING FOR A SINGER)





Sep 22 2008 3:35 AM

Thanks for the add! We really appreciate the support…when you get a chance check out our music and let us know what you think!!

- Cory g
bud mercury





Sep 22 2008 3:30 AM

I dont wanna grow up, cuz if I did? I wouldnt be allowed to fuck.......
The Naughty Spots





Sep 21 2008 6:37 PM

Thanks for the add... hows it goin?
Absence Of The Sacred





Sep 21 2008 4:02 PM

Thanks for the request and support comrades!

Hail and Kill,
Mike P. and ABSENCE OF THE SACRED
1931 (writing new music)





Sep 20 2008 5:42 PM

Hey thanks for adding us!
Your friendship means everything to us!
Help us out by telling a friend or two about us
And hopefully we'll see you at a show sometime soon!
DBB - NEW SHOWS ANNOUNCED!





Sep 19 2008 3:55 AM

clever, first time ive seen a myspace for a person who does vocals for hire!

haha kick ass,
hows it going?
Guitar Maker Jerry Kaisersmyth