Drinking and posting my thoughts on the Internet. The next day, I apologize for all those things I said. I didn't mean them. I've been under a lot of pressure at work.
About me: Vomitus Prime is a rotating cast from the tail-end of Generation X. They spend about an hour roughly once a week reminiscing their past glories, dreaming up derelict things to save money, and mocking others. Sometimes high-tech, sometimes classless, sometimes culinary. Always worth every cent.
so here my friend's telling the tragic story of his car being stolen...and all i could think of was car-jacking. i looked like an asshole laughing at him, thanks vomitus prime D: great show, keep it up!
Hey Vomitus Prime! It's skysaber26 from the forums. Just wanted to say thanks for add, and keep up the good work! And by the way Mandy, I must agree with Bill and Coitus...Superbad DID infact suck ass! Sorry. So I suppose I'm Vomicating Bill and the Master of Science. Oh...I feel so violated. SPLOOCH!!!
Scientific explanation of farticle: abridged: Oil excreted from turd chamber that is seasoned with fecal material. Believed to be used as a marking device for teritorial alpha cavemen. The oil is more often excreted in a fine myst which is detected through ofactory senses but is neglected by taste. Therefore, when someone fart, you should suffer the smell as opposed to the tasteless shitparticles in the myst/farticle/cloud of oily excretion. As in the "Now I lay me down to sleep," prayer, or "bless you" after a sneeze, saying "oscar" almost guarantees your admitance to heaven, should you get a ass2mouth disease. Oscar-no poke insures your buddies don' t puch, kick, or slap you or "make you eat it. " That is all
What iiiif... Antoine Chigure (bad guy/badass killer- No Country For Old Men) Broke into your house while You were dropping a deuce, and sat on the bathtub and stared at you? I Leave it at that.
Holy shit, Bill.. i just heard the new Mediocre Show.. all i have to say is thank you. My friday is complete.. i love you guys.. in a hetero way... kinda....
Love the show. I think it was Bill who told a story about being in a public washroom and seeing some guy at the urinal with his pants around his ankles made me do a spit take all over my monitor at work. Good job Prime! Good Job.
so I moved to Dubai where 70% of people sport red dots. I was listening to the last cast and I am in an elevator with 4 indians (dots, not feathers)as Bill is saying "mmm ok" these dots are looking at me funny cause I am cracking up. Dude turns to me and says "ok? So I am guessing you like music." HA HA if he only knew!...OK?
