Music, dance, ladies, performing, being adored, adoring others, eating chocolate, getting naked, twirling our tassels, that moment onstage where the audience begins to get what we're doing, grabbing each other's parts, going hot tubbing, thrifting potentila costumes, fake eyelashes, and more....
Music
Tom Jones, Prince, Etta James, The Wet Spots, Rod Stewart, Nina Hagen, cock rock
Movies
Cabaret, Sound of Music, Austin Powers, Barbarella, Chicago, Will Ferrell movies, Napoleon Dynamite and any other movies with big weird musical dance numbers.
Television
Heidi's the only one who watches tv. CSI, The Chapelle Show, Court TV.
Books
Curtis White- Requiem. Harry Potter. Books about sex or psychology.
Heroes
All the gorgeous women in burlesque around the country, and specifically in Seattle.
About me: The Von Foxies are Seattle's hottest comedy burlesque power-trio and Miss Exotic World 2007 Best Burlesque Troupe winners! Pidgeon Von Tramp, Heidi Von Haught, Elsa Von Schmaltz and dirty cousin Ernie Von Schmaltz have performed across the country from Boston to the Bay Area and have made a home for themselves in the burgeoning neo-burlesque community. Often told they have "cornered the market on the absurd," these kinky minxes enjoy playing with the boundaries of sexuality, gender and decency while engaging in their distinctive brand of bait 'n switch bump 'n grind. They adore burlesque in all its forms- traditional bombshell beauty, queer gender-f*ck draglesque, hilariously naughty satire and politically powerful theatre. If you are ever in the Pacific Northwest, they are a treat not to be missed.
Watch our Miss America moment as we win Best Troupe at Miss Exotic World.
Ernie Von Schmaltz is featured in the new documentary A Wink and a Smile, all about Seattle's vibrant burlesque community.
Our performance at the 2008 Miss Exotic World Pageant. With our favorite guests, Jonny Porkpie, Nasty Canasta and Darlinda Just Darlinda.
Who I'd like to meet: Every burlesque performer we can find. People filled with love and lust. Drag kings. People with rhinestone fixations.
thank you thank you thank you for having cattitude at your show this weekend! we had such a great time and loved every minute of it! can't wait to see you again. <3
I visit just to check-out your sexy girl performance schedule...but... it never fails. I always end up down at Quife Girl. I just can't break the cycle.
