Music, dance, ladies, performing, being adored, adoring others, eating chocolate, getting naked, twirling our tassels, that moment onstage where the audience begins to get what we're doing, grabbing each other's parts, going hot tubbing, thrifting potentila costumes, fake eyelashes, and more....
Music
Tom Jones, Prince, Etta James, The Wet Spots, Rod Stewart, Nina Hagen, cock rock
Movies
Cabaret, Sound of Music, Austin Powers, Barbarella, Chicago, Will Ferrell movies, Napoleon Dynamite and any other movies with big weird musical dance numbers.
Television
Heidi's the only one who watches tv. CSI, The Chapelle Show, Court TV.
Books
Curtis White- Requiem. Harry Potter. Books about sex or psychology.
Heroes
All the gorgeous women in burlesque around the country, and specifically in Seattle.
About me: The Von Foxies are Seattle's hottest comedy burlesque power-trio and Miss Exotic World 2007 Best Burlesque Troupe winners! Pidgeon Von Tramp, Heidi Von Haught, Elsa Von Schmaltz and dirty cousin Ernie Von Schmaltz have performed across the country from Boston to the Bay Area and have made a home for themselves in the burgeoning neo-burlesque community. Often told they have "cornered the market on the absurd," these kinky minxes enjoy playing with the boundaries of sexuality, gender and decency while engaging in their distinctive brand of bait 'n switch bump 'n grind. They adore burlesque in all its forms- traditional bombshell beauty, queer gender-f*ck draglesque, hilariously naughty satire and politically powerful theatre. If you are ever in the Pacific Northwest, they are a treat not to be missed.
Watch our Miss America moment as we win Best Troupe at Miss Exotic World.
Ernie Von Schmaltz is featured in the new documentary A Wink and a Smile, all about Seattle's vibrant burlesque community.
Our performance at the 2008 Miss Exotic World Pageant. With our favorite guests, Jonny Porkpie, Nasty Canasta and Darlinda Just Darlinda.
Who I'd like to meet: Every burlesque performer we can find. People filled with love and lust. Drag kings. People with rhinestone fixations.
Feline Entertainment & Fanatique de Glam present: Burlesk! Freaky Friday the 13th w/ Viva le Vox and the Goddamn Gallows, freaks, geeks, and all kind of scary peeps! Burlesk! Freaky Friday the 13th will be featuring spooky and freaky performances by well-known local and traveling magicians, musicians, and burlesque artists to thrill and chill you!
Artistika 523 S. Elm Doors @ 7pm, Burlesk! Show @ 8pm $10, $8 if curiously clothed Bands Immediately Following Burlesk Revue The weirdest, creepiest, eeriest, most bizarre, peculiar peepshow you've seen yet!!!
Feline Entertainment & Fanatique de Glam present: Burlesk! Freaky Friday the 13th w/ Viva le Vox and the Goddamn Gallows, freaks, geeks, and all kind of scary peeps! Burlesk! Freaky Friday the 13th will be featuring spooky and freaky performances by well-known local and traveling magicians, musicians, and burlesque artists to thrill and chill you!
Artistika 523 S. Elm Doors @ 7pm, Burlesk! Show @ 8pm $10, $8 if curiously clothed Bands Immediately Following Burlesk Revue The weirdest, creepiest, eeriest, most bizarre, peculiar peepshow you've seen yet!!!
There are several hundred rights at stake. A few examples of rights we need you to approve:
* The right to use sick leave to care for a domestic partner * The right to wages and benefits when a domestic partner is injured, and to unpaid wages upon the death of a domestic partner * The right to unemployment and disability insurance benefits * The right to workers' compensation coverage *
Insurance rights, including rights under group policies, policy rights
after the death of a domestic partner, conversion rights and continuing
coverage rights * Rights related to adoption, child custody and child support
NICKY CLICK CANADIAN TOUR DATES !!!!! 10/23- the supermarket/toronto 10/24-venus envy/ottawa 10/26 7:10 pm dykes on mykes radio interview! montreaL 10.28.09 the fat femme mafia presents-nickyclick! toronto 10.30.09 fagggityy ass fridays! montreal all shows with special guest nikki slikk
WEDNESDAY AT NEIGHBOURS WE ARE DOING AN 18+/21+ HALLOWEEN PARTY DOWNSTAIRS!!! I HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE. AS USUAL ITS ONLY $5 ON LIST BY 11pm. THANKS! TEXT 3604401944 for the list
ITS HERE! RETRO BACK TO SCHOOL PARTY THIS WEDNESDAY @ NEIGHBOURS!!! GONNA BE POPPIN. DONT MISS THIS. 18+/21+ HIP HOP W/ SOME OLD SCHOOL. TEXT NAMES TO 3604401944 ONLY $5
Come join us for the 2nd annual Rock Around The Park™ Rockabilly / Psychobilly day at Disneyland on Saturday, November 14, 2009!
We also have The Rock Around The Park Jamboree™ bands and burlesque at The Juke Joint in Anaheim, CA on Friday, November 13, 2009 with The Rocketz, Rip Carson, No Dice, Dizzy Von Damn! burlesque, KimberLee Rose burlesque and DJ Remy Voodoo!
Follow us on Twitter on the day of Rock Around The Park™ for special prizes throughout the day. We only "tweet" the day of the event.
Follow Beach Blvd. to www.youtube.com/CaliOkay to be part of the Simpletones
A.D. "CaliOkay" Karaoke Playback Machine and Be a
Simpletone for a Day.
Just pick a playback and jam with your fave band members on the Beach Blvd. classic
track "California", and we will feature your
videos.
Sing whatever you like and have fun!
Thank you for being a MySpace friend. I hate "spamming" but really want to share this:
It's been a juggernaut, but "IF THE RAINS DON'T CLEANSE" (my novel about my parents' experiences as schoolteachers in 1950s Africa) is finally marked as "IN STOCK" at Amazon.com. Over the 4th of July weekend they sold out and for almost a week I was horrified that would-be readers were seeing a red "OUT OF STOCK" message when they tried to get a copy.
But all is now well, RAINS is getting strong reviews and a grown-up readership, and I'm thrilled.
I invite you to visit my MySpace blog to read a sample chapter or two ... and listen to an audiobook excerpt. Thanks.
I wanted to let you know about a cool contest from Chefs Diet. You can win a FREE months worth of meals! Enter at MyChefsDiet.com and earn an extra entry for every friend you refer, so spread the word for more chances to win! Good Luck!
upcoming nickyclick tour dates
bubble gum femme yum all summer long
july 28th queer circus at machine cambridge, ma
august 7th camp trans! grand rapids, mi
I have a promotional packet that I would like to mail to you for booking considerations..if you are interested please contact me with an address as to where to send it.
