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Indie / Folk Rock / Pop

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PORTLAND, Oregon
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Son Giriş:  27.10.2009
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   İletişim | vonHummer

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   vonHummer: Genel Bilgi
Üyelik Tarihi14.05.2006
Grup Web Sitesihttp://www.vonhummer.com
Grup ÜyeleriAt the moment, no.
EtkilendikleriIt went like this, chronologically: the Monkees...The Partridge Family...The Beatles...The Who...Queen...Jethro Tull...Gordon Lightfoot...Kate Bush...Peter Gabriel...Bob Dylan...Richard Thompson...
Neye Benziyor?Sings like a cross between Cat Stevens and Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull, with very rhythmic tunes, lots of strumming and drumming, mostly accoustic in a Lindsay Buckingham vein, and lyrically a dry wit, dark humor, somewhat philosophical, cynical, but a soft spot for LUV.
Plak ŞirketiTherisno Records
Plak Şirketi TürüIndie


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"NIght Moves" live at Duke's Landing 8-29-09  (devamı)

The Crimson Cock Part 2  (devamı)

The Crimson Cock Part 1  (devamı)

"Duty and Honor"/"Kinda Sorta"  (devamı)

Set List for Duke's Landing 7-11-2009  (devamı)

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A Biography of vonHummer

by Vicente Fox
President and Founder of Mexico

Hola, amigo. As our intermingled countries struggle to gain the upper hand of friendship with each other, I feel it is my proud duty to tell you what I know of vonHummer and what perhaps he means to me.
vonHummer was born to poor but poverty-stricken parents somewhere back east. We know he is not of Oregon because he refuses to recycle. But do not hold this against him. In 1999 he immigrated through the porous borders of your state and settled in Portland. His guitar, it was tuned and strung as no other has done in the history of the world. This gives him his unique sound, but do not jump ahead of me, amigo.
It was at the gay abandon of the Portland fiesta known as "The Dada Ball" in 2000 that vonHummer's paint-spattered, lobster-tressed, TJ Eckleburg bespectacled visage caught the attention of local cable access producers Clark Kent and Ann Hammer. His star power, it was magnifique! (As the French say, though I am clearly not French.) A long year they spent, working together, writing material, recording songs, gathering the cast, lovingly, like Juan Valdez gathers his beans.
And in the Fall of 2001, the resulting series, The vonHummer Hour was aired bi-weekly on Multnomah Community TV in the great state of Gresham. Using the website as a fulcrum, Kent and Hammer (aka Therisno Productions) leveraged a cult following from the potatoes sitting at home. Yes, my friend...Theirs was the audience who had forsaken the clamor and discomfort of the bar scene...Theirs was the audience no longer enchanted with talking loudly while a local band deafened their sensibilities and insulted their honor.
Through 2002 and 2003 they laboured... writing, recording, taping, editing... mp3s of the songs from the show were placed on the website, freely distributed for fans to download. And download they did, amigo. Oh indeed they did.
But finally, enough was enough. In December of 2003, with 54 episodes and 74 songs behind them, Therisno took a break from the series. A break to allow vonHummer to do that which he had not had the time for during the grueling pace of series production: play live. This would not be easy for our lord of the lobsters. You remember the unique guitar sound I mentioned before, amigo? Now I will speak of it. Having re-strung and re-tuned a guitar and a bass to be drones that play together, vonHummer looked to piece together a band. Ay, puta! None were willing to share his musical vision of different guitars. What could he do then, but play all the instruments himself? And this was his great challenge in playing live: how to recreate the sound previously only existing in the studio? And not only that... He had to re-learn to play the songs his audience was so familiar with from TV, but that he himself had not played in years. Do not think harshly of him for this, my friend. Again, it was the pace of the show. There was no time to do more than record each song and move on.
Resolving at last to play his 2-piece guitar songs on the bass—and the bass alone! He strums it!—and to make up the difference with the force of his own charisma, vonHummer has played out lazily but with great gusto since October of 2004. With Therisno on the march behind him, releasing in June of 2005 "The Best of The vonHummer Hour" and expanding the show ,,s weekly rerun audience to Washington County in the summer of 2005... In February of 2006 vonHummer released his first post-TV album of new material "Indiscreet Where You Live." ...In October of 2007 the first vonHummer film, "Bubiwulf!" was released to brief acclaim and sits on the shelf like an unlit bomb waiting for Therisno to slowly march toward releasing it on DVD this Fall. Currently "The vonHummer Hour" is currently airing on Seattle's cable access, SCAN, [11pm Fridays and Midnight Saturdays, Ch.77 Comcast] to the great admirations of the tens of viewers in that metropolitan metropolis. And need I mention the Ap the new album "Ever So Transient" yet once more? iTunes, carries it. Amazon carries it. CDbaby.com carries it, and now you must carry it, amigo. ¡Mercado azucarito! It seems only death can stop this artisto grande, this vonHummer.
Well, amigo. There is no end to that last sentence that a Presidente like me can manage.
I have to run my country now. Ay! In my excitement, I have forgotten I no longer run the country in the true sense of the word. Que tonto!. Adios!

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Christian

Christian



17 Kas 2009 04:34

i just wanted to say that i really appreciate what you do. your show is the only one that dosent brain wash us into being tools for modern society. thank you.

i really intend on going to one of your shows.
Bill S. Preston Esquire

Bill S. Preston Esquire



7 Kas 2009 20:55

OK People I need sum help..... As of yesterday we found out my lil brother Colton has a brain tumor that has to be removed.So I would love for everyone help to spread the word and do what they can cause this is gonna be too spendy for my mom to handle. So I started a fund.ANYTHING HELPS..The Hahne Family Fund is at IQ credit union contact me for more info or contact the bank. People can mail checks to "The Hahne Family Fund" at IQ credit Union P.O box 1739 Vancouver Washington 98668-1739
Britta

Britta Johnson



29 Eki 2009 05:39

this is going to sound incredibly creepy....and i swear i don't mean it to be...but i really like the smell of sweat. but the wetness is certainly unpleasant. so i will make a point to hug you before hand.
Britta

Britta Johnson



21 Eki 2009 06:55

oh goodness. i still have not ever made it to any of your shows. which also means i have never given you a hug.
Maddison (Mulligan Family)

Maddison (Mulligan Family)



18 Eki 2009 19:26

hit me up!!!!!!!!! I got the sick stuff on my page!!!!!!!!!
Jeff

Jeff Dickson



29 Eyl 2009 09:18

Sorry we didn't make it, hope to see ya next time.
Jeff

Jeff Dickson



12 Ağu 2009 13:47

Mr. Vonhummer,
My "entourage" and I are planning to be at the show, a thousand times looking forward to it.
Britta

Britta Johnson



31 Tem 2009 01:04

if i have the cash i'll be there!
Britta

Britta Johnson



30 Tem 2009 18:24

I have yet to make it to any of your live shows. That makes me sad.
buttercup

buttercup



22 Tem 2009 02:08

oh! yeah you're right. haha :D 'my baadd :x /hugs
buttercup

buttercup



20 Tem 2009 14:52

there's more than one of you on facebook.
very aggravating
Jeff

Jeff Dickson



12 Tem 2009 21:40

Von Hummer
thanks for a fantastic show last night and all the autographs and whatnots we had fun. Hope to see you again soon.
Jeff, Elaine , Cesar and Brianna.
Miss Amie

Miss Amie



6 Tem 2009 07:08

So, we have to start talking about our horror flick... it's getting about that time, hope you can squeeze it in your busy schedule, Rock Lobster!
K. K.

K. K.



1 Tem 2009 14:08

... skipped the Nineties, yes? How are you? Hope all is well.
Brannon McBroom Photography

Brannon Mcbroom Photography



15 Haz 2009 01:21

Thanx Von Hummer!You Rock!! can I call you Pentifax? I'd love to rip down your poster and hang it on my wall.I'm afraid they dont hang em in the suburbs. how could one get the Obama looking one autographed?
Robot (Power Rangers Are Racist!!!!)

Kyle Davis



12 Haz 2009 08:34

Hey, let me know next time you have a show. I don't got my hat, but I have money now.

And thats 50% better than a hat!
alexandra

alexandra



12 Haz 2009 04:32

i didnt...i wasnt sure if it was you or someone PRETENDING to be you but if i see you there next year i will say HEY
Brannon McBroom Photography

Brannon Mcbroom Photography



12 Haz 2009 00:14

you are awesome vonhummer. can you share your discography again? I need to get whats out there. thanx man
Beyond Veronica

Beyond Veronica



10 Haz 2009 01:43

Hey I finally watched it. Not too bad. Thanks a bunch
alexandra

alexandra



5 Haz 2009 21:56

was i mistaken or where you at the UFO festival in McMinville?
kurtlavon

kurtlavon



4 Haz 2009 01:10

From that night? Not yet, but shit mang, you work fast! Thank you so much for your loving support friend. Seriously, you're really cool!
sam

sam



1 Haz 2009 09:30

I usually only like LTs, but your BLT is very much accepted and appreciated!
Beyond Veronica

Beyond Veronica



28 May 2009 20:54

Hey, come see us on Saturday at Slabtown
The Low Arts, The Worthless Children,
Beyond Veronica
Janelle

Janelle



25 May 2009 22:21

Awesome! It's not surprising, that's my favorite movie so I have seen it probably more times than anyone should watch the same movie. Once I watched it 14.4 times in a row (to make it a 24 hour Willy Wonkathon).
paco jones

paco jones



24 May 2009 19:33

Sir vonHummer,

i really really enjoyed your set last night. and it was great to meet you and talk. you inspired me. all the best.

peace,
paco
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