superpubs, kebabs, big tough guys in matching shirts, kebabs (again), heron rock, the walk of death on the high street at chucking out time, the alpha males of costa del croydin, girls wobbling about in heels when they're all drunk, boy racers, yacht rock, people who blank, manic depressives, mad folk in general, scooter gangs, coulsdon pikeys, teasers, toilet attendants in pubs (why?), lollipops, bacardi breezers, hardman bouncers, the nightbus hell experience, a nice pot noodle when you get in, mmmm...
hello, is it me you're looking for?
kleet here. and this is my attempt at a proper serious 'rock biog', cos apparently what I usually write here is too jokey...
I formed von kleet in my hometown of costa del croydon. I’ve recorded a whole bunch of songs and play all the instruments on the recordings - kind of like the way dave grohl made the first foo fighters record. david, you are the boy.
On gigs I play the drums and sing (like the carpenters) and I’ve recently recruited keef and cassandra on guitar and bass.
We will treat you real nice at shows. Exchange digits with us and we’ll be calling you up in the middle of the night asking you to come and hang out with us at the kebab shop.
We are currently unsigned, but apparently the music industry is up shit creek so who knows what will happen...maybe we will form a super-group with Robbie Williams.
how was that?
by the way, if you want a copy of the new EP drop us a line and we'll send you one for nowt (you could always send us a donation of say 100 pounds. failing that just buy us a pint).
Good set at the o2 guys! albeit very surreal, massive plant pots plastic hedges, astro turf, midgets playing ping pong ...you catch my drift. thanks for the beer btw next time its on me for reals.
I just thought I'd leave a comment to tell you what a cunt you are. HOW DARE YOU WRITE A SONG AS AWESOME AS "COMMERCIAL HIT"! I fucking LOVE the new tunes. "Commercial Hit" is genius though. Like a Weezer/Nirvana mash-up. Jealous as fuck mate. You kick arse.
Good morning gentlemen, super day! Lets tour..no wait better than that let's do a split 7".. no wait! even better let's form a super group 'The Burst Von Kleetines' yes! YES! OH YES! Ah that's better.....
:D wooo! My specs broke... i'm properrr gutted :(! Not much this summer, just nights and and stufff, going scotland this weeeek though, so that should be a laugh :)
You been up to much this summer?
and i willl try and make it to the water rats gig :) YAYYY freee EP :)
Bonjourrrrrrno! Yes, cd = much appreciated. Sunburnt ears are not cool, I can imagine the pain involved in that accident. I sunburnt my...anyway. Summer and that...wicked, la la. How about a drink on me. Tap water? XxxxxX
