Von Minger was born back in the days. You know, 1344BC, Uzbekistani pantypads boxes? Exactly, the time when Oprah was still considered cool and trendy and the charts were not polluted with useless haggis like your Fergies and Riris.
Banjos, GuitarPro and pink auras are the main components of this one-minger project. A project which will enrich and possibly reflect the deepest, darkest crevices of your mind's aura, the part that is usually best left alone, and which will bring you happy gay disco tunes mixed with sexy black metalesque riffs.
Well, basically it's like this: I make up a couple of riffs and try to glue them together with tributes to really gay songs. For this reason, most of the songs are built up very randomly and will not relax your ears. At all. Ever. Schizo music is definitely one of my favorite things.
It's hawt, sexy, crappy and gay disco all at once. Schizo? Yes. Danceable? Possibly. Absolutely Fabulous? Well duh!
Von Minger will not appreciate law suits filed for hearing damage. Turn down your volume, use ear plugs and push play. Unless you're deaf, then you won't have to.
Discography
Pink Extravaganza EP (2007) (as Nienke von Minger)
1. Pit Pony
2. Coffee With Milk And Sugar = Two Spoons
3. How Many Years In Ten Years?
4. Eclipse
Operation Eclectica (work title) (2009/2010)
Tracklist will include: Vortex, Gutterball, Lellebelletjes In Space, Am I Bovvered?, Full Tit 'n' Minge, plus other hawt stuff (including an epic four-part blast bonanza called 'The Battle For Elysium').
