If you're like us, you wanted your MTV. You hated Alf. You've fallen and you can't get up. You asked total strangers in the car next to yours if they had any Grey Poupon. You know that "Wax on, wax off" is not an obscene statement. You wondered how come Smurfette was the only girl Smurf, and whether she got around. You knew who Luke and Laura were. You knew who Bartyls and James were. Your daily vocabulary suddently included words like "gnarly," "tubular," and "grody." You thought The Clapper was a really cool idea. Your hairstyle made you 5 to 7 inches taller. You had heated arguments with friends over whether Trivial Pursuit pieces were called "pies" or "wedges." You had a Swatch watch. Or 3. Worn simultaneously. You thought that redhead from "The Goonies" was seriously freakin' hot. Your shoulders were padded. You thought a boom box was a great way to carry around your music. You wore, knew someone who wore, or wanted desperately to buy a pair of parachute pants. Or Vaurnet sunglasses. Or Izod shirts. Or OP shorts. And you wondered where the hell the beef was.
Right. You're one of us. This band was made with you in mind. So come along, kick of your Vans (or your yellow Chuck Taylors, or your Puma Clydes) and have a look around. Check out where we'll be playing next, view our gallery, meet the band. Then come on out and see us for a great night of 80's hits. We think you'll be glad you did.
MyHotComments And support! Hope to see you out at a show sometime!
XOXO, CLARISSA
Fri., February 8, 2008 Y-NOT BAR & GRILL 2625 Washington Boulevard Baltimore, MD 21230 410-644-9668 (YNOT) http://www.ynotbarandgrill.com/ CLARISSA w/ Full Band 9pm – 12am with Lauren D’Aria and Starryville
Fri., February 15, 2008 Fat Tuesday's 10673 Braddock Road University Mall Fairfax, VA 22032 703-385-5717 http://www.myspace.com/fatsfairfax CLARISSA w/ Full Band 8pm - 12am with Margot MacDonald and Lindy LaFontaine
Fri., March 7, 2008 Tyson’s Tavern Static Chain Presents Women Rock Jam 2112 Fleet Street Canton, MD 21224 410-342-2112 http://www.tysonstavern.ney CLARISSA Unplugged 8pm – 11pm with Sahffi, Teporah and Toni Sicola
