MySpace a place for friends

About me:

Omigod you guys! you're here on My-space! So, hello to anyone who cares to read this. Does anyone read this? Or do you go straight to the box to see if I'm single or taken? Or are you one of those myspacers that go straight to the pictures to see if I'm photogenic enough to be on your page? Either way, Welcome!
Here's my story...I was born on the 23rd of May, 1984 in sunny wollongong @ 5:50pm. I was a terrible child and didn't sleep much. I've been dancing since I was 2 years old and I have no intentions of turning back. I know live in Silverwater, which is in the inner west of Sydney. I'm still settling in, but. yeah. It's great up here!

I collect Elmos, but I also have a Barney + a Tigger. I also have a heaps of hats, I don't them very often, but they look good on my shelves. I have the same shirt in 12 assorted colours, 2 tattoos, an ear ring and more quotes from Romy & Michel's High School Reunion, Ab Fab, Legally Blonde the Musical and Doctor Who than I care to think about!

I'm currently studing @ ACPE to get a Bachelor in Dance Education...18 months to go! WOO HOO! And I teach dance (for sport) at Dapto High School.

Did I leave anything out? If so, or you wanna know more, send me a message!

BR>
Bye



THE 9 UN SPOKEN RULES OF MYSPACE

1.If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anyone.


2. To the people who have like 25,098 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends. You're stupid. Go kill yourself.


3. Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.


4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting .. is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.


5. Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics.


6. If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways.


7. Who really gives a rat's ass if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!


8. Little 6th, 7th, and 8th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.


9. And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "you will die in 10 days if you dont repost this," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING BABY!"