"Look down on me, you will see a fool. Look up at me, you will see your lord. Look straight at me, you will see yourself."
- Charles Manson
Music
Prince, George Clinton, Marilion, Joan Jett, Gram Rabbit, Poe, Devil Doll, Porcupine Tree, PJ Harvey, Sarah Brightman, Blondie, Bjork, Rush, Patsy Cline, Lacuna Coil, Motley Crue, Portishead, Pink Floyd,Metallica, Massive Attack, The Gathering, Alan Parson's Project, Led Zeppelin, Dolly Parton, Queen, The Cult, Death Cab For Cutie, Elliot Smith, Journey, Talk Talk, Lamb, Morcheeba, Pantera, Priest, Flogging Molly, Concrete Blonde, Jason Allen, Fuel, Linda Perry, Sinead O'Connor, Hooverphonic, Grace Slick, Tori Amos, Joss Stone, Pearl Jam, Blue Rodeo, Social Distortion, Pat Benatar, Ministry, Queensryche, The Mars Volta, and your mom.
That's a short list.
I made these...
Movies
BoondockmotherfuckinSaints, X-Men I and II, Joy Luck Club, Blue Velvet, Godfather I and II, Requiem For a Dream, Gia, Animal House, Sleeping Beauty, Grosse Point Blank, Debbie Does Dallas, The Jerk, True Romance, Memento, White Oleander, Seven, Porky's, Look Who's Coming To Dinner, School of Rock, Anal Invaders, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, The Ring, Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story, Caligula, Monty Python & Holy Grail, American Beauty, The Icestorm, Tommy Lee and Pamela's home movie, Girl Interrupted, 16 Candles, Roadhouse, Desperado, Naughty & Ninety, Muppets Take Manhatten, Xanadu, Kung Fu Hustle...
Television
CSI, HEROES, NIP TUCK, 24, THE OFFICE & HOUSE. Yay.
Books
Stephen King - all
White Oleander
Memoirs of a Geisha
Amy Tan - all
Dean Koontz - most
Tom Clancy - Without Remorse
(The ONE of his I could read w/o falling into a coma)
Astoria High School
Astoria, OREGON
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Sleeping with the Faculty
Clubs: Cheerleading til I realized it sucked, Track, Swimming which I kicked ass at, band band and more band, ripping off the concession stand, and living in the art room.
1985 to 1989
Lisa hates you... is an aardvark. Posted at 6:07 PM Mar 21 view more
About me:
I am a scatterbrained malcontent who currently resides in Seattle, WA.
I like good music, greek food, fast cars, coffee, belly dancing, jack daniels, live music, Xanadu, tattoos, ren faires, rollerskating, bar fights, hair, vodka, and ugly dogs - not necessarily in that order.
And I really like waffles. A lot.
..
No, I don't think you're sexy.
No, not even if you think I am. There's no accounting for taste.
No, I do not want to come out and play with you.
Really.
FOR AN UPDATED COMEDY CALENDAR
(and more soundclips when I stop being lazy),
PLEASE VISIT MY MYSPACE COMEDY PROFILE:
www.myspace.com/bitchcomic
Who I'd like to meet: Wolverine (no, not Hugh Jackman, unless he's dressed as Wolverine), Geoff Tate, Joan Jett, Sam Elliot, Bettie Page, Eddie Izzard, Linda Perry, Angelina Jolie, Ted Bundy, Sabastian Bach, Tommy Lee, Dr. Ruth, Bill Clinton, and Journey.
Notice how you are not included in that list. Please. Notice that.
Hey, my band Taper is playing with Wednesday13's Gunfire 76, Bullets and Octane, The Becoming, and Toxic Zombie. this is an all ages show with a bar on the other side, we have Tix for $13 and the cover is $15 at the door. this show will be huge would love to have you there!
Thank you... I liked it a whole lot better without the jacket over it but he asked me to wear it until the after party to cover the tats for his mother *eye roll* Oooookay :D
well. after cali gets out of their damn near bankruptcy lol ...sigh low key birthdays, dont they suck . we're getting old no more party hats and beer bongs...partying actually HURTS now
He woje up around 12:30 last night screaming about his stomach hurting and then started getting sick about every 5 minutes...his stomach was so hard we got concerned and took him there...turns out it was just the stomach flu
Hey chicka, I was snoopin your page since I have friends going to the Skoty Chop gig too! I'm movin to your neck of the woods in the next year, like OH MAH GAWD we might actually hook up after 10 fookin years? lol
Thanks! That's her favorite spot back there. If anyone gets in the back seat on the drivers side, she refuses to move over and will crawl onto their lap. LOL! She cracks me up! :D
awww thank you hunnybunny :"> ....say how come you didnt tell me you were a stand up suckafoo!! you're hilarious i would have totally came to see you jerky!!
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