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If Voting Made a Difference, It Would Be Illegal.......votedna.com
Male
47 years old
Santa Cruz/Watsonville
United States
Last Login: 3/15/2008
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DNA's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Comedy is in my genes.
My family owned a hotel in Monticello, NY, the Anderson Hotel, where Sid Ceaser had his first gig.
I began performing a comedy/magic act when I was eight years old, for nursing homes and nursery schools, not much difference there, everyone wore diapers and drooled.
I peaked in that genre when I was on the Uncle Floyd show at age 15.
In 1990 I won the Showtime College Comedy Laff-Off at Chico State University and began performing weekly at clubs, bars and anywhere that would have me.
I joined the Comedy from the Basement team and we performed a new 90 minute show every week.
Then in 1993, I turned from pursuing a career in stand-up to being a community activist, creating over 2000 shows, a non-profit community center, a mayoral campaign, opening for Ralph Nader and loving every minute of it. I wrote, directed and acted in several parodies and worked on an independent film.
In May of 2006 I moved to the Bay Area and have since then returned to stand-up. I've performed at many of the clubs in the area and created a traveling group called The Pawns of Comedy.
Currently I am about to release my comedic novel in December 07. | | Members |
I KNOW AN ARTIST
by DNA
I know an artist who put an ear on his arm
I don't know why he put an ear on his arm,
he meant no harm.
I know an artist who put a nose on his ass,
he really liked the smell of his own gas.
I know an artist who put an ear on his arm
I don't know why he put an ear on his arm,
he meant no harm.
I know an artist who put his foot in his mouth,
lost the bearings on North and South.
I know an artist who out a nose on his ass,
he really liked the smell of his own gas.
I know an artist who put an ear on his arm
I don't know why he put an ear on his arm,
he meant no harm.
I know an artist who put his balls on his face,
he thought they looked better than the other place.
I know an artist who put his foot in his mouth,
lost the bearings on North and South.
I know an artist who put a nose on his ass,
he really liked the smell of his own gas.
I know an artist who put an ear on his arm
I don't know why he put an ear on his arm,
he meant no harm.
I know an artist who put his hair on his knee,
he wanted a grant for more money.
I know an artist who put his balls on his face,
he thought they looked better than the other place.
I know an artist who put his foot in his mouth,
lost the bearings on North and South.
I know an artist who put a nose on his ass,
he really liked the smell of his own gas.
I know an artist who put an ear on his arm
I don't know why he put an ear on his arm,
he meant no harm. |
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DNA's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Hometown: | Newark, NJ | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Occupation: | MC/Event Organizer/Teacher | | Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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