Paint My House On Fire
Paint My House On Fire Yes I do pay attention to detail. I'm just not perfect.

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39 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 12/31/2009
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    Paint My House On Fire's Interests
GeneralMonkey movies. Hiding places. Making Joe Garden Bloody Suicide commemorative plates. Getting the new Bill O'Reilly book without paying for it. Neil Hamburger. More coffee.
MusicRed Eyed Legends. Ursula 1000. Killdozer. Joe Bataan. Lee Harvey Oswald Band. Blue Oyster Cult. The Eternals. Oneida. The Suit. Tyondai Braxton. Parts and Labor. Lee Perry the Mighty Upsetter. Bettye Swan. Jimmy and David Ruffin. Ray Conniff. Misfits. The Heavy Metal Soundtrack. The Conet Project. Ethiopiques. Exercise Tiger. American Analog Set. The Fall.
MoviesThe Big Lebowski. The Thing. Pootie Tang. Night of the Living Dead. A Fistful of Dollars. Sexy Beast. The 39 Steps. Groundhog Day. Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia.
TelevisionPopular. Freaks & Geeks. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Sealab 2021. The Venture Brothers. Daily Show. The Simpsons. Mr. Show. King of the Hill. Tom Goes To the Mayor. Firefly. Home Movies. The Colbert Report. Countdown with Keith Olberman. My Name Is Earl. News Radio. Lost.
BooksI am currently too lazy and self-absorbed to read.
HeroesJames Ellroy. Anyone who makes something instead of talking about making something.
Groups: The Lisa Marie Von Brooklyn Evil Genius Appreciation Club

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     Paint My House On Fire's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Richland Center, WI
Body type:6' 2"
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Occupation:writer

   Paint My House On Fire's Schools
Richland Center Hi
Richland Center, WISCONSIN
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1984 to 1988

   Paint My House On Fire's Companies
The Onion
New York, NY US
Features Editor

03/93-present



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   Paint My House On Fire's Blurbs
About me:
Share a birthday with Osama bin Laden and Sharon Stone. I believe that we are our own higher powers and can move mountains if we just wish hard enough. Sense of humor getting more juvenile along with sense of self-worth. Running for host of Late Night in 2009 (Vote Joe!). I have a blog you should read every day. Making change work, today, for real. I'm gonna make you sweat.
Who I'd like to meet:
Banksky.

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Paint My House On Fire's Friends Comments
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Carey Fosse

Carey Fosse



Sep 30 2009 6:35 AM

CNN: Woody Allen Calls for Polanski's Sexual Release
Caleb Aero

Caleb Aero



Sep 13 2009 7:55 PM

The full interview airs on NBC's Carson Daly show this Tuesday, September 15th tune in to world most active aerosol artists.



Warm regards,
http://www.aerosolarts.com
Chapman

Will Chapman



May 30 2009 2:32 PM

Deep-Fryer Assempler? Time for Danvers to kick some ass!
The Devious Book for Cats

The Devious Book for Cats



Dec 22 2008 5:00 PM

I'M GOING BLIND
Knuckel Drager

Knuckel Drager



Sep 12 2008 11:50 PM

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Carey Fosse

Carey Fosse



Aug 13 2008 1:07 AM

Last night, the premiere of 'Tropic Thunder' was met by a large crowd of mentally handicapped protesters upset at the film's numerous use of the word "retard".

Unfortunately they were out in front of the Mann's Chinese, where 'Batman' was playing.

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Knuckel Drager

Knuckel Drager



Jul 10 2008 12:47 AM

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Lisa Marie Von Brooklyn

LISA Von Brooklyn



May 19 2008 8:01 PM

Carnival Of Souls
CONEY ISLAND FILM SCREENING -- June 14 at The Coney Island Museum, 1208 Surf Ave.

VLAD AND CREIGHTON APPEAR IN PERSON TO INTRODUCE A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF GHOUL A GO-GO AND HOST A SCREENING OF CARNIVAL OF SOULS (1962) !!!

8PM -- $5 -- FREE POPCORN!

There will also be a raffle for A REAL DEAD BODY!!!
Lisa Marie Von Brooklyn

LISA Von Brooklyn



May 13 2008 8:58 PM

~{ ♥ Suz ♥ }~

~{  ♥ Suz ♥ }~



Mar 19 2008 2:11 AM

Well, you aren't as bad of a friend as I am....I missed yours and Kyle's (same day), and then didn't even redeem myself with a 'day late, dollar short' comment like you did.
haha
Of course, I still love ya, Joe!
Jennster

Jenn Campbell



Mar 10 2008 2:48 PM

hey...happy birthday....you going out for pie later?
Group Icky Rats

Group Icky Rats



Mar 6 2008 1:20 AM

Many salutes to PieEatinJo
Colin

Colin



Feb 27 2008 1:30 AM

I was thinking about that movie you told me about, The Baby Maker, and then I was thinking, you know someone who needs a new nickname? Joe Rendazzo!
Alan Durbin

Alan Durbin



Feb 17 2008 4:17 PM

Why doesn't the Onion have a TV show? Call me.
Carey Fosse

Carey Fosse



Jan 27 2008 9:45 AM

Vote Joe,

FYI, 'La Vie en Rose' is NOT a great movie to masturbate to.

The FBI Warning part is cool. After that you're on your own.
Dutch

Dutch Gaines



Jan 22 2008 3:33 AM

I just want to go on the record saying that I love the phrase "Shit your pants".
Jessie Dean

Jessie Dean



Jan 11 2008 4:31 PM

Actually, I haven't even been to Mexico. A lot of people haven't been to Mexico, though, so I don't feel too bad.
Jessie Dean

Jessie Dean



Jan 8 2008 9:00 PM

oh joe. what we have isn't sexual harassment. It's love. Love with the occasional restraining order.
jawnee

jawnee



Dec 25 2007 6:16 PM

merry christ-year
Mark

Mark Banker



Dec 21 2007 2:38 AM

I am hacking off my leg with a katana blade right now. It really smarts! Is that how I unhack myself? (Seriously, how do I unhack myself?)

And Happy Harmonica!
Jessie Dean

Jessie Dean



Dec 12 2007 4:31 PM

Cheez-its? Huh? Yet?
The Boogaloo Omnibus

The Boogaloo Omnibus



Dec 1 2007 7:56 PM

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jawnee

jawnee



Nov 22 2007 4:18 PM

happy hollow weenie Joe!!!
Carey Fosse

Carey Fosse



Nov 21 2007 11:11 PM

Happy Thanksgiving, Joe.

(cranberry sauce...cranberry sauce...)

Swiss Miss Leading

Swiss Miss Leading



Nov 17 2007 4:34 AM

round these parts we call that a "licky lover dog"
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