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vrtualme

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is now on 3x the pain meds as yesterday. expect all following messages to be incoherent jibberish.Mood: really f'ed-up really f'ed-up3 hours ago view more

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  • laurie e

  • 40 / Female
  • yuma, ARIZONA, US
  • Last Login: 7/14/2009

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Blurbs

About me:

i've decided to just randomly post info about myself...
  • i don't work cuz the government agrees i'm mentally unstable. (edit: currently working very limited hours at micharl's arts and craft store. the government still pays my bills though, because of the mental stuff.)
  • i live with a female siames cat that named herself turkey bird.
  • i kissed robert goulet in a bowling ally.
  • i never use caps when typing.
  • i collect monopoly games.
  • i've seen just about every movie. (edit: the more my collection grows, the more i realize i still need to see.)
  • i like reading, but haven't done much lately.
  • i hate ppl who aren't themselves on line.
  • i try to never lie.
  • i occasionally smoke pot or drink tequila.
  • i use "and, also, anyway, well, so..." too much when writing ppl.
  • i have no schedule. my only daily routine is to pee when i first get outta bed. than the rest of my day is totally spontaneous. (lately work gets in the way of this.)
  • i love bettie page cuz she always looks like she's having fun.
  • i was in a committed relationship for over 7 years.
  • i'm the oldest of the grandkids.
  • i hate to admit it, but i like shiny things:)
  • my spelling sux, but you get the basic idea.
  • my favorite color is green, cuz it's alive.
  • i love that taco bell puts cute messages on their hot sauce packages.
  • i love spinning tops, and would have a mad crush on any man who gave me one.
  • i can't sleep at night, but i seem to sleep pretty well during the day.
  • i really like taking pictures.
  • i love fried foods much more then sweets.
  • i use to go to school for interior design.
  • i have a king size bed with gold satin sheets. (edit: currently the sheets are olive green and made from bambo.) (new edit: sheets are now chocolate brown and made from egyptian cotton. pillows & comforter are down. and i have a 3" memory foam topper. my bed is heaven)
  • i like 'happy bunny' merchandise. (kinda a guilty pleasure)
  • i have a semi large decomposing turtle hidden under the sink in my guest bathroom. (edit: it's now hanging on my living room wall.)
  • i'm allergic to dairy products.
  • i want more tattoos, but can't afford any.
  • i love my cat.
  • i think billy connelly is too funny.
  • i think gerard butler is the sexiest man alive.
  • i was conceived at venice beach, ca.
  • i was born in santa monica, ca. at 3:05am (i was 2 weeks late)
  • i collect books that are signed and/or 1st editions. (mostly horror)
  • the 2nd time i met anne rice she said she liked the color of my hair. (i can't remember what color that was)
  • i buy holiday merchandise on discount after the holiday, but have forgotten about it by the following year.
  • i'm built for comfort, not for speed. (check out this definition for comfort.)
  • i want to marry a scottish man. (i just decided this)
  • i call my mother "chicky".
  • i recorded an album when i was young.
  • i was on solid gold. (but not for the album i recorded)
  • sometimes i get really bumbed-out when i learn that others like something i like.
  • i really hate chain letters. or anything that says i have to remail it or bad things will happen.
  • i believe in giving credit where credit is due.
  • i've met clive barker about 7 times.
  • i love dario argento movies.
  • my father died when i was 3 years old.
  • i'm 1/8 indian.
  • some ppl hear voices, i hear music. my mom thinks i'm picking up radio broadcasts from my left nipple ring.
  • i never make my bed.
  • i own more jewelry than anyone i've known, but rarely wear any of it.
  • i have 3 younger step-brothers.
  • i've no interest in cyber-sex, just the real thing. lots of the real thing when possible.
  • i own an '87 honda rebel. this year it became a classic. (edit: sold the bike.)
  • i really miss my wonder woman underoos. i vow to some day own another pair.
  • i collect quotes in an old notebook.
  • growing up, david bowie was "it" for me. i hung no one else's posters in my room, ever.
  • my mother is from canada.
  • i think dostoyevsky was absolutely brilliant.
  • i've an ancestor who wrote a previously banned book called 'the confessions of a justified sinner'. (i so love that, lol.)
  • i love reese's peanut butter christmas trees and easter eggs.
  • i was a bartender for a bit. (kinda cool job)
  • i went 10 years between my 1st tattoo and my 2nd.
  • i'm becoming addicted to wikipedia, but find it a bit unforgiving of spelling errors.
  • i'm craving a shamrock shake. (edit: at this moment i'm craving something else.)
  • when i was about 16 years old i spent the night at kroq. i was on the radio during loveline and got to hang with poorman and dr. drew.
  • i use to go to protests against nuclear power, because of my knowledge on the subject i was a guest on a local talk show.
  • i'm thinking about buying a house within the next year.
  • i invite strange musicians to stay at my place when they come to yuma and perform. (otherwise it gets pretty boring here.)
    • ... what else do you want to know?

    Who I'd like to meet:


    or any other scottish men

    Interests

    • General

      movies, books, computers, tattoos, piercings, motorcycles, and so much more...

    • Music

      abba, adam ant, addicts, aerosmith, alice cooper, al green, allman brothers, annie lennox, aretha franklin, arlo guthrie, audioslave, barry white, bb king, beatles, beck, bee gees, billie holiday, blink 182, blondie, bob dylan, boomtown rats, brian eno, bush, captain and tennille, carley simon, carol king, cars, ccr, charlie parker, crazy town, cure, david bowie, dean martin, devo, disturbed, donna summers, doobie brothers, doors, eagles, echo and the bunnymen, fiona apple, fixx, frank zappa, garbage, go-go's, icp, iggy pop, incubus, john denver, john doe, johnny cash, kate bush, koko taylor, led zeppelin, lene lovich, leon russell, limp bizkit, lords of acid, lou reed, lynyrd skynyrd, marvin gaye, marilyn manson, marshall tucker band, milla jovovich, neil diamond, nick cave, nico, nina hagen, nina simone, nine inch nails, no doubt, oingo boingo, pat boone, patsy cline, paul williams, pearl jam, peter gabriel, pink floyd, plasmatics, pretenders, psychedelic furs, queen, rammstein, ramones, red hot chilli peppers, rev horton heat, rick james, rod stewart, rolling stones, santana, serge gainsbourg, sex pistols, sheryl crow, sinatra, skunk anasie, smashing pumpkins, soft cell, stained, steely dan, steppenwolf, steve miller band, stevie ray vaughn, stevie wonder, system of a down, t-rex, talking heads, tim curry, tom jones, tom petty, tom waits, tony bennett, vain, velvet underground, wallflowers, who, william shatner, willie dixon, x..

    • Movies

      this is my personal collection of movies... click here

    • Books

      anais nin, anne rice, arthur c clarke, camus, charles bukowski, clive barker, dean koontz, dorothy parker, henry miller, irvine welsh, hunter s thompson, jack kerouac, john irving, kafka, peter straub, piers anthony, shakespeare, stephen king, william s burroughs (i can't list all their books)..

    • Heroes

    Comments

    Displaying 25 of 60 comments
    • Leti Holiday

      May 26 2009 11:01 PM

      I hope you have a great birthday :)
    • GothicGothic princess Online Now!

      May 20 2009 12:36 AM

      yea cant wait.....
    • Tomzer1Tom Mitchell

      Apr 28 2009 4:36 PM

      Worm cat! A doctor friend of mine in Japan sent me this YouTube video.
      Haha!

    • vrtualmelaurie e

      Apr 14 2009 8:57 PM

      I'm a Mazda Miata!



      You like to soak up the sun, but your tastes are down to earth. Everyone thinks you're cute. Life is a winding road, and you like to take the curves in stride. Let other people compete in the rat race - you're just here to enjoy the ride.


      Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.


    • Tomzer1Tom Mitchell

      Mar 27 2009 6:34 PM

      A very nifty Star Trek toy commercial for the new movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkkM3R0bXkE

      Lil' Tomzer's version of the transporter might have been the microwave oven for Captain Kirk.
    • Tomzer1Tom Mitchell

      Mar 26 2009 10:28 AM

      Thanks for visiting Tronny House in Second Life! I hope you and your mom have fun in SL! We'll have to get together and go swimmin' in Lake Gnoma near my house, or hit a club for some dancin'!
    • Ulric the Slayer

      Mar 24 2009 8:35 AM

      It's mostly intrigues and sabotage. But vengeance is it's own reward. And now I may be paying for it. But who gives a fuck about me! Let's talk about fucking you....
    • Tomzer1Tom Mitchell

      Mar 9 2009 5:34 PM

      You need some strange video to start the week off right. So in that regard I present...

      TURTLE RAPE SHOE!

    • Tyler Jakes & The Bootl…

      Mar 4 2009 6:36 PM

      Thanks! It was a fun photo shoot! ;-)
    • Leti Holiday

      Feb 17 2009 4:27 AM

      Thank u gurl
    • .::Valentina::.

      Feb 14 2009 4:56 AM

      hey! so i came home and was thinking 'i'm off this weekend!' so maybe if you get some of the movies done i could watch them?? just let me know and we can meet up or i can pick em up if you work over the weekend! k..bye!
    • Tomzer1Tom Mitchell

      Feb 12 2009 12:46 PM

      Just as the YouTube description says: "kitten book narrated by weird 6 year old"

    • Leti Holiday

      Feb 7 2009 2:45 PM

      Holy cow laurie..it was so much fun! :D AND i totally fell in LOVE with one of the impersonators! Lol
    • *ItZ m3 bItCh3z*Tristina Suarez

      Feb 7 2009 7:18 AM

      hey im on n bored! so called b/f playing guitar hero! lol
    • GothicGothic princess Online Now!

      Feb 4 2009 11:38 PM

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      To block this app and all communications from it, click Here.


      -------------------------------------------
      ..
      Hey vrtualme,
      I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.

    • Ulric the Slayer

      Feb 4 2009 6:35 AM

      You sure hun? it's dark down here....
    • Leti Holiday

      Feb 2 2009 1:26 AM

      Yes.
      Lol no im messing its Lemus
    • RevSand

      Feb 1 2009 6:01 AM

      enjoy the show... if it was not superbowl weekend I would have tried to get down there.
    • Leti Holiday

      Jan 30 2009 6:32 AM

      Wazzz up girrl
    • Ulric the Slayer

      Jan 21 2009 8:43 AM

      You keep odd hours. I like that.
    • Larry And His Flask Online Now!

      Jan 15 2009 8:59 PM

      thank you we will try. I hope you have a fantastic day as well.
    • Tomzer1Tom Mitchell

      Dec 28 2008 9:32 AM

      >> Bunny is dead, kids.
      <<

      Noooo! (running out to the rain-glossed streets and shaking fists at the night sky) BUNNNY!!!!!!
    • Tomzer1Tom Mitchell

      Dec 27 2008 8:35 AM

      Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, vrtualme! Nice to see you here on MySpace too! (^_^)
    • Larry And His Flask Online Now!

      Dec 24 2008 7:25 AM

      Thank you for the kind words and thanks for rocking with us when we were in yuma. We are going to go back on tour again soon so keep an eye on our tour dates and we will try to get back out your way and fucking party down as soon as possible. And this next time we'll have more time to advertise for it.
      so, you tell your friends and we'll tell ours and we'll put them together and have a real fucking par-tay!

      Much Love.
      Larry and His Flask
    • The Beast

      Dec 3 2008 6:52 AM

      rofl