Vocals - Judge Judas
Lead Guitar - Granite Gary
Rhythm Guitar - Fast Foozy
Bass - Dimebag Darren
Drums - Rhino Plaster
"If we ever sell a million albums, we'll play Rifffs again if we see some tits"
Influences
Judas Priest, KISS, Van Halen, Coco the clown, Manowar
Sounds Like
The god of thunder bumping uglies with the first whore of babylon
We like two types of music both HEAVY and METAL here in the world of VYNAL MATT!
Formed when the earth was still in a state of molton magma, VYNAL MATT has become one of the greatest live acts in the world.
We perform heavy metal greats from our extensive back catalogs of metal materpieces, Leather and Studs, The March of Vynal Matt, Piggy Wiggy Woo to name a few.
While were are gathered at the alter of Vynal Matt we would like to tell you a bit about ourselves:
Judge Judas........Always able to hit the high A, to control a crowd of thousands or a bar of 2. The vocal talents are obtained from the mystical black leather thong handed down to him from the mighty metal masters in Rock Valhalla, it has never been taken off, even when he's with a woman.....mearly pulled to the side Rhino Plaster............master of the drums, nothing makes him feel more of a man than when he's playing them, apart from the nipple tassels Fast Foozy.........Rhythm guitar, laying down the huge monster riffs for the metal machine that is Vynal Matt, only ever stopping to drink from the furry cup Dimebag Darren.........Pounding away on the bottom end is where dimebag is most happy, male or female, dimebag likes the bottom end Granite Gary........Giving you the silky lead licks that make men hard and women wet
Contact us at vynalmatt@hotmail.co.uk
Vynal Matt. Not much really to say here, however, Vynal Matt left us with two lessons, "Don't take yourself too seriously" and "Run to the hills if you see Vynal Matt playing". Obviously terrible, but terribly funny. (c) Swindonweb.com
I feel I should never have joined - sorry, I meant left - Vynal Matt and I think about what might have been had I not sobered up that fateful Sunday morning. Love to you all & see you in a couple of weeks!
im sorry if i made a twat of myself but thanks to that guy who sang some of piggy wiggy woo haha. then i met that man "what wears a gimp suit" :) love you guys :)
Mere mortals would indeed buckle under the SHEER METAL FORCE of the 'witch and the 'matt. I want to see grown men weep uncontrollable and shiny METAL TEARS when faced by the awesome dual sonic assualt placed in front of them.
Mere mortals would indeed buckle under the SHEER METAL FORCE of the 'witch and the 'matt. I want to see grown men weep uncontrollable and shiny METAL TEARS when faced by the awesome dual sonic assualt placed in front of them.
Mmmm! Well, I’m sure you have tried the usual stuff as you already have vids on your site. Andy copied the video code into a comment of Battlewitch’s and it worked there, stupid question, but have you tried the ‘add to profile’ button!?
