Fat-assed farty funk with silly lyrics; torch songs that bring crocodile tears to the eye; folksy bluesy hick howling with spectral scratchiness; perpetually stoned rappers with lisps shouting insults at me; messianic weirdos who make the band dress up in pantomime costumes; suicidal concept albums for menopausal divorcees; quirky girls singing in a foreign accent over oboes and theremins; cynical northerners making sarcastic comments about supermarket packaging; intense jazz by deceased heroin addicts; old songs that use a lot of clever metaphors for fucking; christmas carols.
Movies
Rubber faced toilet humour comedies, bloodthirsty action movies, redemptive dramas about mentally defective man-boys, rootin' tootin' redneck moonshine capers, CGI FX toy-advert wankery, foriegn shite that tries to make war and genocide look 'kinky', vanilla grumble clips, bone-cracking oriental sadism, camped-up overdecorated melodrama with female characters who actually talk like gay men, apocalyptic fantasies that offer gullible audiences a menu of things to have nightmares about, irritating chatty French dramas about philosophy professors slobbering over 18-year olds, gangster movies full of disgusting language and gratuitous alpha-male bullying, wisecracking teen romances with actors playing characters who are ten years younger than them, war movies where the foriegners never die in as dignified a manner as the 'good guys', underwritten superhero franchises that inevitably become unwatchable shit by the time you get to part three in the 'trilogy', pretentious sci-fi about quantum quabalah or autistic time travel, 'indie' movies paid for by the rich families of pampered Ivy League kids that tell you that society is complete shit and poor people are scum.
Current reasons to go the cinema: Werner Herzog, Richard Linklater, Billy Bob Thornton, Todd Solondz, Christopher Nolan, Clint Eastwood, Jonathan Glazer, Wong Kar Wai, Charlie Kaufman, Pedro Almodovar, Jim Jarmusch, Coen Brothers, Park Chan Wook, David Cronenberg.
Random top ten: The Conformist, Planet of the Apes, Sweet Smell of Success, Chinatown, Memento, King Kong, Orphee, Yojimbo, Night of The Hunter, Dr. Strangelove.
Television
On or sometimes off. When it's on: The Wire, The Sopranos, League of Gentlemen, Seinfeld, ER, The Simpsons, Oz, documentaries that seem to confirm that the world is falling to pieces...
Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.
Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.
The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.
Art is significant in my life, people are scum but I have the capicity to deal with it. Give it a few more years and I will either forget about art or hate the world.
Apes in the wild have language and it takes only a small leap of imagination to try to give them a second, human, language. For over forty years researchers have been trying to do this with increasingly good results. Our language, when it is passed on to a different species, becomes a new language. PrimatePoetics is born from the realization that this language should be appreciated in its own right, as the greatest revolution in literature since the invention of written Chinese 4000 years ago. 'PrimatePoetics is Here' is the first primer to this new field. It explains where it comes from, it gives an overview of the field on an ape-by-ape basis and closes with an extensive anthology of relevant scientific and artistic sources. But most of all 'PrimatePoetics is Here' hopes to give a feel for the outsider charm of the language of the apes.
Oh well. At least you've eliminated journalism from the list of possible jobs. It seems like if you want to do anything vaguely humane or intellectually stimulating you have to suffer low wages. I'm getting paid bugger all as an FE lecturer.
So, you decided to leave facebook then. Probably wise. Have you been up to much? I'm on half term now, so I'm trying to get my head down to some thesis work, but failing so far.
Well hello there, thank you for the add request and comment. I like me those things they bring sunshine and joy to my life. j/k
Really thank you. I read your profile and I have to say you are quite interesting and hella sarcastic and funny. I think I might be in love with you. But I get it, you are a fellow scorpio after all.
Anywho I'll quit the jiber jabber and get to the point and say that I actually meet your wonderfull friend Robirt or as I call him my "future baby daddy". (we have drawn up contracts ask him about it :) through a mutual friend Christian who I meet on the whore that is myspace and then when we started chating on the msn chat he introduced me to Robirt who has now become my msn buddy/text message lover/future baby daddy.
why did you decide to add me? How do you know Robirt?
Hate wide for dog breeder
in the town of purport
A never viddied dog breeder
This is the raskazz of his replica.
Eemya was J. Temperance
Only dva did not hate him
Because peasants fear local indifference
Pet shop and the vet, Cameron.
Odin nochy vet is eemyaed out
from his overpaid leisure
To Temperance household, delivered ran out
and phoned his zheena in poog, O my brothers.
The next tomtick is hard to relate.
(There are no read-outs for this part of the track.)
The new born veshch hard to describe
Like a rat that's been trapped inside
A warehouse base, near a city tide
Brown sockets, purple glazzies
And fed with like chepooka from disposal barges brown and covered
No changeling,
as the birth was witnessed.
Only odin veck could do this:
"Yes" govoreeted Cameron
"and the veshch was in the
impression of J. Temperance."
His hideous replica.
Scrutinise the malenky monster
Disappeared through the door
His hideous replica
I'm lovin' ya page!! So your an evil nut then??? LOL Youve got a way with words.... your psychological profile would some you up as 'passive aggressive' in this day and age... you know,,, an idealistic, grumpy, artistic (no one understands me) kinda person hehe
