Tell ya what: just make pretend I’ve listed a whole bunch of bands here, many of which are your favorites. You’re reading through the list and you’re all “Oh-Em-Gee! I can’t believe we’re, like, sooo into the SAME EXACT STUFF!!! I didn’t think anyone else d even HEARD of [fill-in-the-blank], much less WENT ON TOUR WITH THEM!!!”
But then further down the list, you come across [band that you loved four months ago but now that everybody else does you can’t stand them] and you’re like “fuckoff, loser”.
Movies
Aside from all of the obvious stuff like Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, Kill Bill, True Romance, The Professional, etc., some other good ‘uns are: Schindler’s List, Glenngary Glen Ross, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, Little Buddha, Shawshank Redemption, After Hours, Life is Beautiful, Five Deadly Venoms, Excalibur, Sling Blade, Billy Madison & Happy Gilmore, Amelie, Rocky I-IV, Garden State, Mr. Holland’s Opus, Tombstone, pretty much anything by Pedro Almodovar, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Equilibrium, The Fisher King, Dude Where’s My Car?, Ghost Dog, Fitzcarraldo, Kingpin, Petey Wheatstraw the Devil’s Son-In-Law, Sixth Sense, The Thief The Cook His Wife and Her Lover, Rain Man, Rumble in the Bronx, He Got Game, Punchdrunk Love, X2, House of Flying Daggers, The Game, Return of the Jedi, Saving Private Ryan, Nappy-D, Heaven Can Wait, Jerry Maguire, Killing Zoe, The Last Emperor, Groundhog Day, Million Dollar Baby, Ghost World, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Cold Mountain, City of Lost Children, the second half of Four Rooms, and muthafuckin Scarface. Well…I guess it kinda loses some effect when you list EVERY MOVIE EVER MADE…but fuck it.
Television
I guess it would be a good idea to, Idunno, remove some of the shows that were cancelled three years ago, how's that sound? Here's a more updated list, along with some classics: ER, Eli Stone, How I Met Your Mother, Twin Peaks, Bizarre Foods (did you know that snakes have penises, and they're a DELICACY??), New Adventures of Old Christine, NYPD Blue, and even George Lopez ain't all that bad. Waaay back in the day, there's nothing I was more excited for than the Planet Of The Apes TV show... If you haven't seen Uncle Nagy's House yet, you should be shot. Or punched. Or both.
Books
Whadda ya mean comics don't count, you pretentious bastard?!
I finally found that sex and the city episode i wanted to show you, but, i can't send it to you through e-mail. I'm real upset because i wanted to show u what you would be like if you lived with your parents and smoked weed.
rats are WONDERFUL pets though!! i won rat mommy of the year from the rat rescue organization that i'm a part of. i have 4 of them. if you ever need tips on caring for a rat, i'm your girl!!
Yeah my brother wanted to leave so I left so no hero clix.. The basterd.. Hopefully next time when I come up... I got that johnny ryan book too... and I forgot to grab a shirt... shittttttttt
