About me: ARE U A WAFFLES GIRL?
at long last, the search for the dopest girl in the galaxy has resumed! that's right WAFFLES+FALAFELS NEXT TOP MODEL is back- with a twist!?! for the first time ever we're not just picking one waffles girl, we're picking two! and get this one will be the very FIRST BRITISH WAFFLES GIRL zomg zomg zomg. so stop reading this click this LINK and submit an audition tape already! uk rise up, planet earth rise up, the whole damn universe rise up! cuz it's time to find waffles+falafels next top model wheeeeeee
WELCOME TO SKYSPACE
nellyville in run-down... so its time to move to SKYPACE! you've supported w+f's youngest-in-charge from the get-go and her rocket ship is finally about to blast off! so get on board; click HERE to add the space traveler herself, SKY FERREIRA and if ur already bff's, check out her brand new song, LOLITA, streaming exclusively on her page right now- whoa!
BUY WAFFLES TEES!
stop going sizzurpless! buy a waffles tee on our official WEBSITE today and change your life. ok ok that might be a bit of an exaggeration but hey at least you'll look good right? and let's face it... anybody who says comfort is more important than fashion wears crocs! ewwwwwww. grab limited edition w+f MONSTER GIRLS shirts and loads of other fun stuff that just kinda pops up by surprise right HERE!
WAFFLES+FALAFELS IN NYLON
the waffles girls have returned to NYLON! well it might not be a magazine run by BLOGGERS who only cover their next door neighbors and hate on teenagers, but it is the BIGGEST, most influential, dopest, fashion magazine in the world so wtf we'll TAKE it! oh and they don't misbehave and plagiarize our twitter account either- w00t. click HERE to check it out and don't forget to leave a comment k? who knows, maybe they'll notice, ri?
W+F TWITTER LIVE!
finally u can FOLLOW the world's cutest street gang in real time! ok so its not MATRIX bullet time, but it is w+f nuttiness all day every day do or die! and if that's not enough, SURI CRUISE is on twitter too lulz. hey wait is suri even literate? rich peeps can just pay people to read for that so that would be impressive, no?
WALL-TO-WALL WAFFLES!
the family of geniuses has invaded FACEBOOK! been waiting for that golden opportunity to poke our mf brains out? well now's ur chance! join the w+f movement on FACEBOOK on facebook today cuz all the waffles girl updates happen here first! and letz face it, itz way better for STALKING lolz.
GET EXCLUSIVE W+F NEWS!
the rumors are true! now everyone can get the EXCLUSIVE dirt on the waffles girls before it drops on myspace or facebook! and when we say everyone, that includes small children, famous mounsters, and halflings! so SIGN UP now and start gettin photos, special offers and CONTESTS delivered to your inbox today. its kinda like the insider without pat o'brien in REHAB... only better!
Who I'd like to meet: garfield or dina lohan... or a combination of both.
holla at the misses, haha thanks for the compliments, whoever you are: you're such a charmer ;p oh I'd love to make a movie, till when's the deadline? x