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Chris Wainhouse
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			"Relax . . . this could take a while." Male 38 years old MySpace, Australia Last Login: 11/3/2008
Mood: busy
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MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/wainhouse

Chris Wainhouse's Comedian Bio

Bio	This is quite difficult for me. On one hand I want to mention all the things Ive done so you know that Ive done things, but on the other hand I dont want to mention all the things Ive done in case I look like a bit of a dickhead thats brags about doing things and mentions everything. I can see the benefits of both sides and Im now at a bit of a crossroads. Lets say I have done things. Lets say that Ive done some very impressive things. Things so impressive that if you knew I had done these things you would leave a comment in my comment spot along the lines of Wow . . . Thats impressive! Sure, if I did mention the very impressive things Ive done throughout my career it would make me stand out from the other comedians (especially those who havent done the impressive things I have). But that can be also said if I dont mention the impressive things Ive done. I would stand out from the other comics who desperately try to make themselves sound more impressive by mentioning every little thing they have done. So now lets say I havent done things. Let say I havent done things so impressive that if you knew I hadnt done those things you would leave a comment in my comment box saying something along the lines of Wow . . . Thats impressive. So in conclusion yeah, Ive done things and yet I havent. Whatever impresses you.
Influences	inside the green room (live) Add to My Profile \| More Videos
Members	I only have one, it's rather large and I'm quite proud of it!
TV Shows
Films	I've never been in a film although I've been a fluffer in the industry for quite a few years.
Albums	I have thousands of albums. Granted, some of them only have one or two photos in them but still . . . I've got a lot of albums.

Chris Wainhouse's Interests

General	Spontaneous combustion, people with three nipples, one liners and cat food.
Music	ABBA
Heroes	The guy above!

Chris Wainhouse's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Hometown:	Somewhere over the rainbow
Body type:	0' 1" / More to love!
Ethnicity:	Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:	Pisces
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Occupation:	turd pollisher

Chris Wainhouse's Schools

Christian Outreach College MANSFIELD, Australia Graduated: 1996 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma	1995 to 2006
Kingston College KINGSTON, Australia Graduated: N/A Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma	1980 to 1985
Brisbane Girls Grammar School Brisbane, Australia Graduated: N/A Student status: Alumni Degree: In Progress Clubs: Looking at each other in the nude	1950 to Present

Chris Wainhouse's Companies

Boob describer
All areas, All areas AU
Chief pointer
Market Research

Feb 1970

Chris Wainhouse's Clips

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Clips: 6

Total Plays: 18708

Plays Today: 2

Chris Wainhouse rides again

Run Time: 215

Plays: 6431
Comments: 10

Stand up comedy

Run Time: 185

Plays: 6245
Comments: 9

Wainhouse stands up

Run Time: 177

Plays: 2093
Comments: 5

stand up 1

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Plays: 789
Comments: 1

T.V friendly stand up 3

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Plays: 964
Comments: 0

T.V stand up 2

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Plays: 2186
Comments: 2

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Chris Wainhouse's Blurbs

About me:
I’m a narcissistic wanker like the other 170 million people on MySpace.

Who I'd like to meet:
You!

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Davo	Aug 27 2008 12:53 PM
Davo	Jul 31 2008 11:27 AM
Cool Jerk G	Jun 6 2008 12:43 AM G-)
♣Mademoiselle Absinthe♣	Jun 6 2008 12:11 PM
♣Mademoiselle Absinthe♣	Jun 10 2008 12:09 PM
♣Mademoiselle Absinthe♣	Jun 5 2008 3:46 PM
glace	May 28 2008 5:45 AM ..PIGS – Episode 3 - Pornography on FunnyOrDie. com..
Davo	Apr 1 2008 12:42 PM
Evil Soulla Pants!!!1!!11!!!1!!	Apr 26 2008 11:48 AM funny funny funny!
Davo	May 2 2008 3:50 PM
LAUREN	Mar 18 2008 12:16 PM you are fucking hilarious!! twas wickedly splendid to see your drunken show on sat!!
Deputy Davo’s Pig-Squeezing Comedy Show	Mar 23 2008 11:59 AM
Deputy Davo’s Pig-Squeezing Comedy Show	Mar 13 2008 4:07 PM
TrueNuff	Feb 3 2008 8:15 PM Hey There, check out our new video about Facebook! If swear words aren't your thing check out the CENSORED version at our site :)
BiG MERV	Feb 11 2008 2:14 PM ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Hey CHRiS, I'm doin' a gig with the legendary 70's band SPECTRUM this Friday, so I'll sing my song and I'll Be Gone..
keyser	Feb 19 2008 5:35 AM Happy BirthDay -Joe
John Zeez	Feb 22 2008 9:56 AM Happy 10th birthday mate, I'm glad you're not dead or anything, because then I wouldn't be able to use this comment as a way of getting your friends to read this, which inturn could attract them to my myspace site.That would be really sad. Hey what can I say, Im honest, I mean, I could have just rung or sent a text! Then again maybe I did send you a text and this was purely for your friends to read like I just said.
Dean	Feb 22 2008 10:58 AM happy birthday chris u funny funny man
ashlee	Feb 22 2008 11:43 AM happy birthday mate :)
Forgiven	Feb 22 2008 1:25 PM Have a grand birthday!!
Maria Santiago	Feb 22 2008 2:17 PM MyHotComments hey happy birthday!!!! injoy..
Tigress	Feb 22 2008 2:21 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL THE WAY FROM SOUTH AFRICA... HOPE U HAVE AN AWESOME DAY :) MySpace Comments / Glitter Graphics
Leidy D'	Feb 22 2008 3:07 PM Glitter Graphics & Comments
Mario M. (El Rockero)	Feb 22 2008 5:36 PM Stopping by to wish you a very Happy Birthday! Best wishes Chris. Hope its a great one!
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