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Chris Wainhouse
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"Relax . . . this could take a while."

Male
38 years old
MySpace,
Australia



Last Login: 11/3/2008
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   Chris Wainhouse's Comedian Bio
BioThis is quite difficult for me. On one hand I want to mention all the things Ive done so you know that Ive done things, but on the other hand I dont want to mention all the things Ive done in case I look like a bit of a dickhead thats brags about doing things and mentions everything. I can see the benefits of both sides and Im now at a bit of a crossroads. Lets say I have done things. Lets say that Ive done some very impressive things. Things so impressive that if you knew I had done these things you would leave a comment in my comment spot along the lines of Wow . . . Thats impressive! Sure, if I did mention the very impressive things Ive done throughout my career it would make me stand out from the other comedians (especially those who havent done the impressive things I have). But that can be also said if I dont mention the impressive things Ive done. I would stand out from the other comics who desperately try to make themselves sound more impressive by mentioning every little thing they have done. So now lets say I havent done things. Let say I havent done things so impressive that if you knew I hadnt done those things you would leave a comment in my comment box saying something along the lines of Wow . . . Thats impressive. So in conclusion yeah, Ive done things and yet I havent. Whatever impresses you.
Influencesinside the green room (live)

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MembersI only have one, it's rather large and I'm quite proud of it!
TV Shows
FilmsI've never been in a film although I've been a fluffer in the industry for quite a few years.
AlbumsI have thousands of albums. Granted, some of them only have one or two photos in them but still . . . I've got a lot of albums.

    Chris Wainhouse's Interests
GeneralSpontaneous combustion, people with three nipples, one liners and cat food.
MusicABBA
HeroesThe guy above!

     Chris Wainhouse's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Somewhere over the rainbow
Body type:0' 1" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:turd pollisher

   Chris Wainhouse's Schools
Christian Outreach College
MANSFIELD, Australia
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1995 to 2006
Kingston College
KINGSTON, Australia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1980 to 1985
Brisbane Girls Grammar School
Brisbane, Australia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
Clubs: Looking at each other in the nude
 

1950 to Present

   Chris Wainhouse's Companies
Boob describer
All areas, All areas AU
Chief pointer
Market Research

Feb 1970


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   Chris Wainhouse's Blurbs
About me:
I’m a narcissistic wanker like the other 170 million people on MySpace.
Who I'd like to meet:
You!

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Chris Wainhouse's Friends Comments
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Aug 27 2008 12:53 PM



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Jul 31 2008 11:27 AM



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Jun 6 2008 12:43 AM


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Jun 6 2008 12:11 PM

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Jun 10 2008 12:09 PM

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Jun 5 2008 3:46 PM

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May 28 2008 5:45 AM

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Apr 1 2008 12:42 PM



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Apr 26 2008 11:48 AM

funny funny funny!
Davo





May 2 2008 3:50 PM


LAUREN





Mar 18 2008 12:16 PM

you are fucking hilarious!!

twas wickedly splendid to see your drunken show on sat!!
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Mar 23 2008 11:59 AM

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Mar 13 2008 4:07 PM



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Feb 3 2008 8:15 PM

Hey There, check out our new video about Facebook!



If swear words aren't your thing check out the CENSORED version at our site :)
BiG MERV





Feb 11 2008 2:14 PM

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Hey CHRiS, I'm doin' a gig with the legendary 70's band SPECTRUM this Friday, so I'll sing my song and I'll Be Gone..
keyser





Feb 19 2008 5:35 AM

Happy BirthDay

-Joe
John Zeez





Feb 22 2008 9:56 AM

Happy 10th birthday mate, I'm glad you're not dead or anything, because then I wouldn't be able to use this comment as a way of getting your friends to read this, which inturn could attract them to my myspace site.That would be really sad.

Hey what can I say, Im honest, I mean, I could have just rung or sent a text! Then again maybe I did send you a text and this was purely for your friends to read like I just said.
Dean





Feb 22 2008 10:58 AM

happy birthday chris u funny funny man
ashlee





Feb 22 2008 11:43 AM

happy birthday mate :)
Forgiven





Feb 22 2008 1:25 PM

Have a grand birthday!!
Maria Santiago





Feb 22 2008 2:17 PM

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hey happy birthday!!!! injoy..
Tigress





Feb 22 2008 2:21 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL THE WAY FROM SOUTH AFRICA... HOPE U HAVE AN AWESOME DAY :)


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Feb 22 2008 3:07 PM


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Feb 22 2008 5:36 PM

Stopping by to wish you a very Happy Birthday! Best wishes Chris. Hope its a great one!
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