--jeff h
"Where the hell did that come from!?! What's going on here?!?"

Male
25 years old
SAINT PETERS, Missouri
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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   Contacting --jeff h

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/walkertexasfuckface  

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    --jeff h's Interests
GeneralBeing loud, saying and doing whatever pops into my head, CKY/Jackass type activities, playing hockey, playing guitar, washers, poker, gambling, pool, bowling, hugging people, being naked, being naked AND hugging people, canadian women, RED MARK!!, BURNING ANGEL, Pinup Girls, Suicide Girls, pinball, parks, swingsets, WWII History, climbing things, photography, exhibitionism, Budweiser, Kurt Cobain's murder, and peanut butter
MusicGREEN DAY
Nirvana
Nofx
Jimi Hendrix
Belvedere
Stevie Ray Vaughan
A Wilhelm Scream
No Use For A Name
The Deviates
The Living End
Foo Fighters
This Is A Standoff
Strung Out
Sublime
Teen Idols
Billie Holiday
Duke Ellington
Miles Davis
Frank Sinatra
James Brown
Led Zeppelin
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Huddie Leadbetter (aka Leadbelly)
Break The Silence
Weezer
Descendents/ALL
Slick Shoes
BigWig
Cake
MxPx
old Silverchair
Stone Temple Pilots
old Everclear
Pearl Jam
Homegrown
CKY
Bjork
The Transplants
Bloodhound Gang
Flogging Molly
The Pogues
The Briggs
Rancid
Belvedere
Strike Anywhere
Me First & The Gimme Gimmes
Bouncing Souls
Goldfinger
Hi Standard
Bracket
Millencolin
Rage Against The Machine
Rufio
Riverfenix
Alkaline Trio
Blind Melon
Allister
They Might Be Giants
old Ataris
Less Than Jake
Assorted Jellybeans
Craig's Brother
Midtown
Ten Foot Pole
Strung Out
Osker
Frenzal Rhomb
Operation Ivy
Hum
Bad Religion
Pennywise
Pulley
The Vandals
Whippersnapper
The Timmy's
Voodoo Glow Skulls
Dumbstruck
Dropkick Murphy's
Nearmiss
Rise Against
Propaghandi
Break The Silence
Last Annual
Deville
Dillinger 4
Satanic Surfers
Lagwagon
The Real McKenzies
Swingin' Utters
Lewis Black
Dane Cook
Much The Same
A Wilhelm Scream
Suicide Machines
Out Of Nowhere
Mad Caddies
Losers Make Good
Form Follows Failure
Lost City Angels
Smackin' Isaiah
Armchair Martian
52Metro
Straight Faced
The Swellers
The Fire Still Burns
PMX
Mute
Fast 4 Ward
LOGAN
Frenzal Rhomb
Bullets To Broadway
Lifetime
No Trigger
Whole Wheat Bread
The Last Place
The Know How
Straightaway
John Butler Trio
Henry Mancini
Sicktrick
Edith Piaf
This Is Hell
Lipona
And way too many others to remember...
MoviesMonty Python and the Holy Grail, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Donnie Darko, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Shawshank Redemption, Boondock Saints, American Beauty, Fight Club, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrells, Trainspotting, Life Is Beautiful, Youngblood, Slapshot, Saving Private Ryan, Animal House, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Breakfast Club, O'Brother Where Are't Thou?, 25th Hour, American History X, Band Of Brothers, Dasha's Sex Tour, Kill Girl Kill Vol. 1, Kill Girl Kill Vol. 2, there's way too many more movies to list here. What are your favorites?
TelevisionSimpsons, Family Guy, South Park, The Brak Show, Spaceghost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Home Movies, Harvey Birdman, Doug (the old episodes), Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Dharma & Greg, Mystery Science Theater, Quantum Leap, Unsolved Mysteries, just about anything on the History Channel, Jeopardy
BooksBand of Brothers, Freakanomics, Come As You Are: The Story of Nirvana, Catcher In The Rye, Leviathan, The Art Of Looking Sideways
HeroesBillie Joe Armstrong, Lewis Black, Ken Jennings, Kate Higgins

     --jeff h's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:St. Peters, MO
Body type:5' 9" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:In college
Occupation:Student / Photo Lab Tech / Freelance Photographer

   --jeff h's Schools
St Charles Community College
St Peters, MO
Graduated: N/A
 
Current Courses:

2007 to Present
Southern Illinois University-Edwardsville
Edwardsville, ILLINOIS
Graduated: N/A
Major: Geography
Clubs: SIUE Hockey
 

2001 to 2006

   --jeff h's Networking
Photography - Journalistic - Photographer


   --jeff h's Companies
Walgreen's
St. Peters, MO US
Photo Specialist / RX Sims

Feb. 2000 - Present
Freelance Photographer
St. Louis, MO US
Photographer

Schiller's Camera & Video
Brentwood, MO US
Lab Technician

July 2008



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   --jeff h's Blurbs
About me:


Me:
I'm Jeff. I love music. I love hockey. I love my family, my friends, my first guitar, my band, the beauty of the female body, Green Day, Monty Python, Mary & Ember from Suicide Girls, Canadian women, pinball, orange tic tacs, and peanut butter.

BillieJeff77
joeyjojo7


Or if my profile here isn't a big enough window to my madness, and you--for some odd reason--crave more, try reading my LiveJournal

I take a lot of pictures. If I've partied with you, you've probably seen me taking pictures, and chances are I've got a picture of you somewhere from sometime at some place. In such a case, I post them to my Picasa Page

I have an ever growing friend list. And I only know about half--at very most--the people on it. So if you're on my friends list and you happen to drop by and read this, drop me a line and tell me who the hell you are and tell me some interesting shit about yo' bad self.


Quotes:
MAR.25.2008
The quotes that were here have been temporarily suspended, as most of them made me sound like a whiny wussy emo kid. So until I reevaluate their relevance and need to be displayed, just skip this section.

Buuuuuut, if you were that interested, click here.



My Bands:
Split 77: MP3's | INFO | STLPunk | MySpace
Title Dictates Behavior: MP3's | INFO | STLPunk | MySpace
Red Line: MP3's | INFO | STLPunk | MySpace
LOGAN: MP3's | INFO | STLPunk | MySpace
Who I'd like to meet:
__(YOUR NAME HERE)__, Ken Jennings, Audrey Tautou, Don Hertzfeldt, Mike Nelson, Joel Hodgson, Mary & Ember from Suicide Girls, Canadian women, Andy Merrill, or Milhouse VanHouten

   --jeff h's Friend Space (Top 15)
--jeff h has 579 friends.
 John 


 PSKevin 


 Lori (D-MO) 


 Tha' Lique 


 Residual Liz 


 In Fear and Faith 


 Stab Waffles, Not People 


 Freestyle 


 LOGAN 


 1985 


 Pat 


 Geck! Go! 


 ashley 


 Split 77 


 Pmx {new song up} 





--jeff h's Friends Comments
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The Highway Companion





Jul 2 2008 2:07 PM



photograph US!
Your One Way Ticket To Midnight





Jun 26 2008 6:51 PM

Those Alfred Cheney Johnston pics are looking good.
A+ job, keep it up!
The Fire Still Burns





Jun 25 2008 1:54 PM

yo!

go check out our page- we posted all 3 songs off the new demo for free download today!!

XO the fire...
Dr. Acula





Jun 23 2008 6:40 AM

Have I mentioned lately that you are my friend? Oh, well, you are.
Thanks!
Tha' Lique





Jun 20 2008 1:46 PM

Beautiful Art:

Photobucket
☆WışhfΰŁ ThınKınĝ♥





Jun 15 2008 1:58 AM

So how is the whole thing going? anything new or interesting? (referencing our nonchalant conversation at MM) lol
leialoha renée





Jun 13 2008 6:52 PM

really jeff, email vs commenting... lol.
leialoha renée





Jun 13 2008 6:57 AM

miss me?
Jeff (insert line here)





Jun 10 2008 4:30 PM

I say we come to a truce where we become the sexiest and coolest Jeff's on the planet!!!!
Sara with an H!!!!





Jun 10 2008 12:04 PM

Hello Jeff! Oh how I miss you and your random thoughts!!!!
Jeff (insert line here)





Jun 10 2008 11:28 AM

Thanks for the add Jeff!

I still hold the title for coolest Jeff my friend!
Lori (D-MO)





Jun 6 2008 9:27 AM

and where are the crazy pool pics? i still smell like chlorine.
Contestant #2





Jun 5 2008 10:37 PM

Hey, is your myspace mail working? I can only type in the subject line.
lisa





Jun 5 2008 7:51 AM

tag me, i'm it.
KEO!





Jun 3 2008 7:58 PM

Hey, thanks for covering for me last night.
:P
Ms. Bananapants





Jun 2 2008 8:10 PM

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
Trendy.Trudy


Is Online


Jun 2 2008 3:09 AM

so like i miss u
Lipona





May 31 2008 7:06 PM

hey jeff! have you received your cd yet?
ashley





May 27 2008 5:32 PM

come visit me!
Jenny





May 26 2008 6:21 AM

i like how touching my butt was a key point in the highlights of last night.
laura





May 22 2008 6:24 AM

my vag is officially famous!
ask me how...just ask me! ;)
Pat





May 20 2008 10:17 PM

You sweet talkin, thoughtful sonofabitch... made me cry you fucker
Dee-Ay-Vee-Ee





May 20 2008 12:04 PM

Jeff Jeff
Bo Beff
Banana Fana Fo Feff
Me My Mo Meff
Jeff!!!
Sally W.





May 16 2008 5:07 PM

you need to hang out with me
Arienette.





May 15 2008 12:35 PM

good seein ya! you got a few great pics of me hitting the bowl :) haha
take care jeff
dusty.french





May 14 2008 6:53 PM

h
Tara





May 14 2008 3:14 PM

And... are you going to Brittany's trapeze act Friday night at City Museum?
~WoW~





May 13 2008 10:55 PM

hey my sis told me that u said hello, so i thought i might just stop by and say whats good wit u? hope ur havin a great week buddy....
The Fire Still Burns





May 13 2008 9:29 PM

w3rd. thanks jeff!! totally appreciate the kind words man....yo, we just put up another song tonite so check it out if you have a sec....
best regards:
the fire...
The Girl with Chameleon Eyes





May 13 2008 12:49 PM

HIIIIIIII!!!!! That's all.
The Runaway Sons(NEEDS NEW GUITARIST or SINGER)





May 11 2008 10:34 AM

hey come see us monday night at the record bar!
Stab Waffles, Not People





May 10 2008 5:05 AM

I bought...........a motorcycle!
Tara





May 7 2008 7:56 PM

Hey Saturday night you should go to the Pit and see Jimmy and the Faceplants... mostly because I said so but also because they rock.
potson





May 7 2008 1:39 PM

EXTRA!! EXTRA!! JEFF SMELLS!!!
just kiddin' do you like my Mega-phone? Well I guess I'll see you tonight, and great news...the studio is a go.

DO WORK SON!!!
Tha' Lique





May 7 2008 1:05 PM

BOOGIE:
conchords
Freestyle





May 7 2008 5:17 AM

and on another note.......

How did I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to Man of Steel coital debates with you in the food court?

Cookie stand is not part of the food court.

Of course it is.

The food court is downstairs, the cookie stand is upstairs. It's not like we're talking quantum physics here.

The cookie stand counts as an eatery, the eatery's a part of the food court.

Bullshit.

Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court. Anything outside of said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.

Now if you're gonna wax intellectual
about the subject.......

Holy shit!
Wait here.

Where are you going?



Cherchez la femme.
Freestyle





May 7 2008 5:12 AM

Tell him, Steve.

Fuck you, fan-boy!

Would you two
testosterone-seething,
He-Man comic book fans
finish up with this tough-guy
back-and-forth?
I got some questions I need answered.

Who's in there?

You got to ask me nicely.

Fuck this.

Jesus Christ!

Get the hell off of him.

Come on.
You fuckers think
just 'cause a guy reads comics
he can't start some shit?
I'll fucking take
all of you on!

Somebody get a medic!

There's a little boy
caught in the escalator!

Come back here
and arrest this goon!

You're fucking next, man.
The Girl with Chameleon Eyes