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You May Be A City Bus Driver If:
1) you know where every doctor’s office, human service agency, thrift store, and nursing home is in your area.
2)you know exactly how many minutes it takes between two places.
3)you know that the shortest distance between two places is never a direct route.
4)you can memorize bus schedules, radio codes and route numbers, but don’t know your spouse’s birthday or anniversary.
5)you know where all the FREE restrooms in town are.
6)you can tell the difference between a Gillig, Flexible, Orion and Thomas Built from 100 yards.
7)you know how to drive “defensively.”
8)you know how to collapse a walker.
9)you know what a “Retarder” is.
10)you can parallel park a 40 foot bus in a 45 foot spot on the first try, but can’t get your car into a parking spot without pulling up at least twice.
11)you think of driving anything shorter than 30 feet as handling like your car.
12)you make square turns in your own car.
13)you expect to hear beeping whenever in reverse.
14)you have to stop yourself from pulling into bus stops in your car.
15)you have caught yourself stopping at railroad crossings in your car
First of all-how,or better yet, why have the Jonahs Brothers bumped me down the list!!!! Second-Jodi said you did good today- I smell a new TOY!!!! Feel better, and enjoy the pain medication(wink,wink) I can't WAIT to hear how the turkey comes out, it sounds really good-Talk to you guys soon-Love yous!!
Those two stink - I got to be the first on the BIG DAY - I waited up special. Don't work too hard and enjoy your day. I promise we will have fun on Wednesday. I love you.
Who cares if I'm a day early- I wanted your FAVORITE sister in law to be the first one to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY- and since Joel has a life and is always busy-You'll have to settle for me!!HAHA!! Enjoy your day of standing in the heat and watching buses! Love You!!
Hey Wally! I was wondering if you've ever heard of a a car NOT having a transmission filter kit? I took my car to Hi-Tech and George was told by several parts stores that there isn't one listed for my car and even the dealer is having problems. Is this normal? Since you know EVERYTHING I was hoping you would know why. Lovely weather we're having, huh?
