T. Walters
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Male
18 years old
Anthem, Arizona
United States



Last Login: 11/17/2008
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    T. Walters's Interests
GeneralBlowing your damn mind out the front of your face, gently. And writing.
Musiclast.fm






Movies

And the Evil Dead movies.

Television




BooksShelfari

HeroesSvlad Cjelli
Psuedo-intellectuals.

     T. Walters's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Plano, Texas
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:I don't want kids
Education:High school
Occupation:Underwater basket weaver.

   T. Walters's Schools
Boulder Creek High School
Anthem,Arizona
Graduated: N/A
Clubs: /bc/, Newspaper, Young Democrats, American Atheists
 

2005 to 2008
Frisco H S
Frisco, TX
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2004 to 2005

   T. Walters's Companies
KB Toys
Anthem, Arizona US
Super happy holiday worker!

October 2006 to December 2006
Nike
Anthem, Arizona US
Working drone

May 2007 to October 2007
Sweetheart Donuts
Anthem, Arizona US
Donut maker; shitbucket

September 2008
Blockbuster
Anthem, Arizona US
Person that reccomends movies without you asking

November 2008 to present



T. Walters is trying to dry-clean Frank Sinatra's gorilla suit.

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   T. Walters's Blurbs
About me:
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Read and enjoy.

My name is Ty Walters and I'm the fifth funniest person you'll ever meet.

I was born in a remote village in Nigeria where the natives communicate by using an extremely complicated series of ear, elbow, and groin grabs; not unlike the coaches in Major League Baseball. I lived amongst the people of the Wakinashimahitoshitanita tribe for the first fifteen years of my life, only to have my loving parents send me to Taiwan to live out my dream of becoming a sweatshop worker. For the next two years I worked in this sweatshop, making four pennies an hour while assembling wooden photo frames for Americans. I saved up enough money for a one-way ticket to Phoenix, Arizona, and here I am today. When I walk, my platinum-coated, emerald and sapphire-studded steel testicles clank together to the tune of Pantera's song "Cowboys From Hell." I dislike oysters, smile too much, and make up extremely untrue stories for a cheap laugh (and to seem mildly interesting).

Everything I say is a joke, except for the things that aren't.

Who I'd like to meet:

   


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T. Walters's Friends Comments
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Danielle.





Nov 18 2008 1:07 PM

Okay, that sounds good.

:]
wance





Nov 18 2008 5:25 AM

It's so comfy, french terry!

Yea, I'm down.
Danielle.





Nov 18 2008 5:10 AM

I was going to call you and ask that, but I don't have your number.

I don't know how I'm going to get to your house after school, because I usually ride the bus.

Give me a call in the morning though, so we can figure things out.
wance





Nov 18 2008 4:25 AM

Got the Boba Fett hoody :)
Maggie°





Nov 17 2008 11:33 PM

I thought of you and your steel balls.

http://www. craigslist. org/about/best/sfo/765370039. html
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 11:09 PM

I got a really bad headache, so that pretty much ruined my day.

How was work?
Kate Winters





Nov 17 2008 9:56 PM

That's pertty nifty.
Besides ya know.. the pink. Of course.
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 9:44 PM

In a funky, non-matchy way... I suppose. Haha. Which is what I like.

So what's up with you?
jme





Nov 17 2008 7:57 PM



You.
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 12:50 PM

Black plaid would? Haha.
wance





Nov 17 2008 6:19 AM

Kinda gay.

And just cause you don't wanna come off narcissistic. A blog posting it's own top posts? Doesn't even sound good on paper.
Nicholen.





Nov 17 2008 4:39 AM

Oh god, it is cool. Better then I expected, actually. I love how bold it is.
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 3:13 AM

That's the problem. I wanted a solid black, and they don't have it. They have a plaid black though, but I'm kinda iffy about it.

D:
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 3:11 AM

Well, then it'd be worth the money. :D

Haha, they don't even have them on the VS website. I found them at a few other stores.
I'm definitely buying some :D
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 2:59 AM

You'd really blow that much money on a watch? Haha.

So, I found the 'official' website for the boots. And apparently Victoria's Secret carries them.
Interesting, eh?
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 2:53 AM

That looks like a pretty high tech watch there. With a pretty price tag, haha.
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 2:45 AM

Surprise me then, because I have absolutely no idea either.

I looked there. They don't.
D:
lady





Nov 17 2008 2:43 AM

yeah, i only saw them once and it was at warped tour.
so, i didn't get the full effect, but it was still pretty awesome!
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 2:36 AM

Like I said before, just about anything besides horror. What kind of movies did you have in mind?

I need to figure out where to go buy them.
xD
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 2:30 AM

Yeah. But it gives me tons of leverage for this upcoming week :D

I know. Its so strange. I might have to buy a pair just to get it out of my system.
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 2:23 AM

Apparently I've been spending too much time with friends.

http://store. delias. com/item. do?categoryID=1924&itemID=47873&sizeFilter=&colorFilter=&brandFilter=

They look ugly. But there's something alluring about them. Maybe because they look ridiculously comfy.
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 2:17 AM

Sounds like a plan. When does it come out?

I've been wanting to go somewhere all weekend. My mom's kept me on a close leash this weekend. D:

I'm just looking at these boots online. I can't decide if they're ugly or pretty, but I'm attracted to them nonetheless.
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 2:08 AM

I'll have to get around to seeing it then, if I'm going to be reppin' the movie advertisement. xD

Haha, so what's up?
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 2:05 AM

Ahh, that would be awesome.

Even though I didn't get around to seeing that movie, haha.

Thank you :D
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 2:02 AM

I would want something with Will Smith or Jim Carrey on it.
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 1:59 AM

Yeah, I'd have to say that would be pretty awesome.
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 1:15 AM

You really should ask. Because that would be beyond awesome.

Especially if you have dibs on other promotional things, like the cardboard cut-outs! :D
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 1:05 AM

Sounds like fun, haha.

Do you get first dibs on the display movie posters?
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 1:01 AM

What exactly is it that you do there? Haha.
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 12:58 AM

From wurkkk?
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 12:54 AM

It turned out a little lighter than what I wanted, haha.

But I'll just dye it a few more shades in a month or two.
:]
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 12:49 AM

Its a few shades darker brown than what I had.
:]
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 12:41 AM

Haha, alrighty. I'll definitely do it sometime then.

I dyed my hair today :D
Danielle.





Nov 17 2008 12:38 AM

Haha, I'll have to come and visit you sometime then.
Danielle.





Nov 16 2008 7:13 PM

Oh, haha.

Have fun! :]
wance





Nov 16 2008 7:00 PM

"top 20 best posts on ETTM."

Bad idea.
Danielle.





Nov 16 2008 5:04 PM

Geezeeee! The seventh time?

I just woke up, haha.
Kate Winters





Nov 16 2008 3:54 PM

:D *GASP!
Oona





Nov 16 2008 3:12 PM

I didn't even know there was a Wal Mart around where we lived, but there was one on a hidden road. It was like, a secret society.
I'm about to start chapter three of Watchmen, it's sooo good.
Kate Winters