Anything with an organ grinder, synth, or sitar with female vocals that can only be described as "banshee-like;" primarily recorded in a small bathhouse in Calcutta, India.
And Prince.
Movies
Anything with Steven Segal, Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Jason Statham, or Jean-Claude Van Damme in it that has an explosives budget of at least $400,000.
Television
Anything that involves a set of state-employed police officers fighting for truth, justice, and totally smokin' babes using an absolutely ridiculous set of tools that likely won't exist until the year 2045.
Books
Anything that tells me how to trim fat from my waistline in thirty days or less; or how to broil a quail carcass in the wilderness using only four sticks, three rocks, a fully functioning gas-powered oven, and a roll of half-used toilet paper.
Heroes
Anyone named "Clint" that expects to be taken seriously.
Remember that scene at the ending of the film adaptation of Judge Dredd where Judge Dredd completely macks on Judge Hershey, despite the fact that Judges are forbidden to become romantically involved with one another? If you took that scene and started playing "You Don't Know What You Got ('Till It's Gone)" by the always amazing glam rock band Cinderella (off of their best album, 1988's Long Cold Winter) in the background as his motorcycle explodes and kills him, Hershey and all of the cheering bystanders nearby, it would be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.
and yeah, i have baby wrists. can you touch your thumb and pinky around the opposite wrist? or can everyone do that? maybe they can, now that i think about it..
i would really like you to :) i want to do several short series about a different end of the world scenario, and then compile them later as one. i'm trying to find people interested in doing one of em ;)
I enjoyed it for how much more sexually offensive it was, were as Borat was more racially offensive, for some reason sexual humor I appreciate so much more. I really prefer Bruno out of all of Cohens characters.
By the way, kudos on Admiral Ackbar in the heroes section. -CODY
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