Bums on Seats, the Garden at the end of the Spoon, Doo Lally and the Polished Turds, Effortless Palava, Once Upon A Twice, How Does He Do That, and many other classic non-existent bands. You can hear all these non-existent bands on the new non-existent compilation, which isn't out yet, and probably won't be for some considerable time.
Sounds Like
A Bloke warbling and flicking some nylon strings, and occasionally blowing into long metal tubes. Nothing like the following:
IMPORTANT NEWS FLUSH: Walter Wall releases his first single on October 6th 2008, on Ultimate Fake records. The single is a double-A side, featuring Life's Alright and new song Superlambanana. It will be available as a download and limited edition other formats, maybe even some real ones. Very old school!
To pre-order a copy get in touch with Walt imminently!
Walter Wall lives in Liverpool, breathes air and drinks a variety of health-giving elixirs. He has two legs and any number of detachable feet, with which he walks places and then goes back to from whence he started. At any given time he can be found and then lost again, or vice versa, depending on who's looking. Three things are constantly at the forefront of his mind, but as he doesn't spend much time there he can't quite remember what they are. It probably doesn't matter though. Anyway, have a listen to some tunes, sit back and relax, put your feet up on that bloke over there, throw some onions into the sea and enjoy the sparkling negligence that is...WALTER WALL.
These three things are brought to the fore. Singled out for purchase be your gnu songstle. Where the phuck is it then boy? You be a big tease of the highest order now, to avoid diphtheria. 'Calls from mobiles may cost cosiderably more. ' :) oxoxoxoxo
Eclectic chasm of the involuntary finger spasm... Be you real, or just a figment of my dusty buffer zone of eclectic shock waves? Whatever you are, benevolent spirit? you be welcomed here, you be amongst friends... :) ox
I love it when you come around here, casting infusions, busting a word move, and canoodling consonants like some latter day Robert Johnson type of figure of speech. Going down to the crossword, and trying to hitch a Thai bride or three. Fortuitous scamp that you be. Meg Ryan claims not to know you, but said to say 'Hi' anyway, the wind blows. Spoons and moons and helium filled balloons of good fortune I bestow upon you, sir Walt a lot... You are the brightly coloured kingfisher in my crown of friends. The hemp that binds the handle on my shopping basket, and on so many levels, like a multi storey car park on a starry night, the mance in my cod roe. Don't worry about the shapes, it's the numbers you want to be careful of...
Chopsy lurches forward in a do-or-die moment, and delivers a choff, a choff, and a chasiff. :) ox
Chops wants his fix of El Walt. Where be the secret gate that leads to the purchase of lovely Waltimus chewnage in a double A sided stylee then???
P.S. Love you! X
Hello! Sidicus Maximus here, My Ancient Greek name for you is... Beautius. lol.
These three things are brought to the fore. Singled out for purchase be your gnu songstle. Where the phuck is it then boy? You be a big tease of the highest order now, to avoid diphtheria. 'Calls from mobiles may cost cosiderably more.' :) oxoxoxoxo
Have a wonderful day, my friend
best regards
Gordon
One four for a copy. C'mon good buddy... Have you got a chair in your hair or something? Let them rollers truck, ten four.... ;) ox
WALTER WALLS RULES!!
With a hug each day,
Axl
xxxxxxxxxxx :)
Humanity is fucked if Walter Wall ever gets to number one! lol
Love you baby!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Eclectic chasm of the involuntary finger spasm... Be you real, or just a figment of my dusty buffer zone of eclectic shock waves? Whatever you are, benevolent spirit? you be welcomed here, you be amongst friends... :) ox
hey mr mark jone hows u hope ur ok havent seen u 4 a while xxxxxxx
W-A-L-T-O-R-A-M-A!
hiya walter wall...
weve just put a couple of new tunes up..written and sung by our drummer Gav.
Oh boy will they get you toes tappin' lol
hope you like em..and dont feel shy about spreading the word if you do.
The Bo Weevils x
p.s check out our gig guide... WERE BACK ! and hope you can make it.
feel free to leave comments.
Sensorites @ Oxjam, Parr St, Liverpool, Thurs 12th June
Free Entry - Donations to Oxjam welcome
Doors @ 8pm - Sensorites on stage @ 11:30 pm
Howdy Walter!
Gee, you sure sound swell!
Cheers . . .
"Hot Time" Harv McFine
Sensorites @ Hub Festival 2008
Sunday 18th May - On Stage @ 1:20pm - Free Entry
Otterspool Promenade, Liverpool, L3 4DB, www. hubfestival. co. uk
A night of Bollybossapunk music and 3d visuals! Plus, the chance to win a guitar!
Tuesday May 20th! 7pm, come on down! X
Thanks dude! Really enjoyed your playing at the last folk night...see you at a Barbieshop gig soon hopefully! Annamarie x
It's a lovely long bank holiday weekend! Come on down!
I love it when you come around here, casting infusions, busting a word move, and canoodling consonants like some latter day Robert Johnson type of figure of speech. Going down to the crossword, and trying to hitch a Thai bride or three. Fortuitous scamp that you be. Meg Ryan claims not to know you, but said to say 'Hi' anyway, the wind blows. Spoons and moons and helium filled balloons of good fortune I bestow upon you, sir Walt a lot... You are the brightly coloured kingfisher in my crown of friends. The hemp that binds the handle on my shopping basket, and on so many levels, like a multi storey car park on a starry night, the mance in my cod roe.
Don't worry about the shapes, it's the numbers you want to be careful of...
Chopsy lurches forward in a do-or-die moment, and delivers a choff, a choff, and a chasiff. :) ox
Hello love wish you could play those gig's change yer mind we miss you la!xx
WW!
Cheers; an honour to have you here, a great week filled with sweet dreams and serenity to you!
DSH & SSK
=^..^=
Hmm... page layout. Not great for me, I'm red / green colour blind! make my eyes go acid trip nutzoids. Good thing you only come on here Bi annually!
Hope you be goodly Walt. You are very fab, always. :) oxoxoxo
Breaker breaker one niner good buddy, c'mon? Silence and static? That's a big 10 - 4 good buddy... :/ ox
Sensorites @ 3345 Parr Street, Liverpool - Canvas Meets Melowtone - Thursday 20th March 2008 - 8 till late - Free Entry :-)
You is HERE? LIVE ON YOUR PAGE????