She's cold! You're not supposed to poke her!! You're supposed to HUG AND LOVE HER!!
"It's like someone telling you to kick a dog kus they'll like it.. It's still weird to kick the dog."
it's all in the kiss
Megan [noun]: A human transformer (Robot in disguise)
The 409 is dirty!!
it's GREEN!!
stop changing the fuckin' subject!!
this sounds like popcorn on a mission.
Oh look!! It's the cops!! ..Or maybe it's a taxi..
i like me my fake pickles.
off the record, i like to get kissed before i get fucked.
Donde esta los papeles? Office Max.
Hellfest.
Sports bras are like gladware.
"How tall are you soldier?" "5'9", sir." "I didn't know that they stacked shit that high."
I'll take a bite, then he'll take a bite, then [David] can have the rest.
I ain't gonna help you, but use a coat hanger.
Johnny equals infiniti.
Emo boy, emo boy. I see you holding that razor, that razor, that shiny sharp razor. My emo boy, emo boy. I see you walking all alone. I watch you walkin all alone.
I want this to be me. I think this is the most gorgeous thing. Now all i need to find is the tall dark and handsome...and some wings...lol.
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